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Tila Tequila Milking Her Bandaid On of the Day

I don’t know if she’s trying to revive Nelly’s signature bandaid fashion accessory that I always found annoying, or if she’s taking the same approach as my friend with oral herpes who covers up her cold sores cuz she’s embarrassed their evidence she sucked dirty scabby rockstar dick back when she was a groupie and couldn’t turn down the low level act that rolled thru town, despite the scabs on his dick, cuz girls are idiots…. But I do know that she’s just trying to milk this story of getting shit thrown at her at some concert she was miraculously booked at, unfortunately, they didn’t throw ACID or fire that lead her to disfigurment and hospitalization to give her something to actually cry about…. This has been the most airtime she’s got in months, and I just don’t get why she doesn’t just give us what we want and start walking around with her vagina bandaged up or exposed…but instead she’s in pants…I assume that’ll happen when this stunt dries up and the others get ignored… Either way – she’s a fucking joke….

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Karissa Shannon Is Getting Noticed of the Day

Either people actually find her hot, or they are amazed that she’s dating the whitest acting black guy in hollywood, or maybe Playboy is all it really takes for a pussy to get the approval it seeks after it’s father ran out on it early on in its life…and really who fucking cares…all this celebrity girl shit is getting boring…if they aren’t on all fours spreading their cunts in video…I am not interested…and the good news is there’s a rumor this bitch is releasing a sex tape…like everyone in Hollywood eventually will do…making everyday life substantially more pornographic…the foundation is being laid….

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Miss Mexico for the Win of the Day

I think the Mexican drug traffickers paid off some judges to make this miracle happen, maybe to make Mexico a little more high profile, so more tourists start heading down for them to rob, or falsely imprison…or maybe it’s cuz they are tired of everyone laughing at their women for being very fertile, thick and skilled at making hotel beds, if given enough time for their lazy fat Mexican asses….. But since I am Mexican I figure I should show national pride and put pictures of this drug dealer’s girlfriend up on the site cuz she’s in her fucking bikini…

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Kim Kardashian Tits at her own Premiere of the Day

I guess the one thing good about Kim Kardashian, is that she knows how to get attention….sure it’s pretty fucking obvious behavior that every slut knows at a young age, pretty elementary level behavior that the girl who used to stuff her bra in the sixth grade could have strategized with her on, but I guess we are very elementary level people, cuz I know tits, cleavage, fucking on camera, round asses, bikinis and everything that makes this lazy bitch known get my attention…and the fact that her useless, nobody, talentless, man face is known proves it gets the attention of a whole lot of other people too… So here she is working as hard as she can work for everything she’s got….pornstars don’t deserve this kind of success. You can all blame Ryan Seacrest for this…. Here are some of the other sluts at the event…. What the fuck is goin on with this one….how do people like this exist and why aren’t I hanging with them….

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Whitney Port Does Retirement Right of the Day

Unfortunately, I have to say I respect this girl not for retiring gracefully from the limelight after her overrated piece of shit show got canceled….but for retiring skinny. There are just too many retired bitches with grey hair, sloppy bodies, saggy tits, into baking and taking afternoon nap, early bird specials and knitting….while this bitch just walks around in silky shorts with eating disorder legs that are pornographic to me….not because Whitney Port is pornographic to me…but because eating disorders are…since they prove my contribution to the world by calling every bitch fat…is slowly getting these twats insecure enough to do something about it…if anything people like me are modern day Richard Simmons, but a lot less fun to look at….

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Shakira’s Ass is Golden of the Day

I was hanging with a black guy the other day and all he kept talking about was how he hates fucking black girls and that Shakira is perfection. It got weird when he started demonstrating her dance to show just how amazing this slut is and I guess any big ass white girl with blonde hair who knows how to jiggle would be perfection to every single black dude in the world, and a whole lot of other dudes… SO despite Shakira being older, thicker, boring, still flat chested, here she is getting down in her new music video for my new scary friend who really liked her way too much, and the other 100,000,000 people who watched her last video….even if I find the shit kinda dull….it’s still worth checking out…

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Alexandra Ella’s Legs Distract Me From Her Weird Fucking Face of the Day

This is a weird looking human…I don’t know who she is…possibly because she’s a weird looking human being…but since I am the information source to all you idiots, I decided to read her IMDB and the only thing I recognized was “Can’t Hardly Wait” where she played the important “Giggle Girl” who was uncredited….cuz everyone was distracted by Jennifer Love’s tits…but the girl does have legs in one of those late night encounters where you want to get off with another person cuz you are alone and crave human contact…and have limited options but figure you can focus on her good body parts to distract you from the mangled accidented face…. Here she is showing off leg at some event, where she wasn’t hired to scare the kids, but could have been….

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Laura Linney Titty on The Big C of the Day

The Big C is apparently a TV show about a woman with terminal cancer. Sounds fun, maybe I’m just saying that cuz I hate my wife and can’t wait for the day I get that news. It got a record number of viewers when it premiered on Monday. Precious is on it, I think her role is the cancer eating fat kid who eats everything that comes her way, saving the fucking day after eating one of Laura Linney’s breasts off, cuz it was the closest thing that fatness could find to fried chicken….but then again maybe their ideas for the show aren’t quite on the same page as mine…so while I think about obese zombies from the projects who cure cancer…you can watch this clip of this bitch Laura Linney, who you may remember from the instant 1995 classic “Congo”, flashing a little nipple on the show

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Shauna Sand’s Dirty Trash Can Ass Still In Her Bikini of the Day

The one constant in my life is that Shauna Sand bikini pictures will one surface at least once a month. I wonder if Shauna Sand dates all these pretty-boy gay looking male prostitutes because they prostitutes and will escort anyone who pays them enough, because there’s no reason other than money that anyone, gay or straight would have sex with her, especially after the release of her Shauna Sand Exposed Sex Tape where her performance was lazy at best, maybe because her plastic surgery makes it hard for her to move, or maybe her anorexia makes it hard for her to muster up the energy, or maybe she figures she’s paying a motherfucker, she might as well lay there and enjoy it…and luckily for them her hard face and pussy that looks like the “after” pictures of a testicular cancer patient, something they can relate to, cuz at least it looks like it once had testicles in it, but more importantly she probably just lets the fuck her up her dirty ass to pretend she’s a dude to get through it…I just know it should be featured on the next season of Dirty Jobs….but I guess none of that matters, cuz she’s clearly a very good family woman, who takes her kids out on her really creepy sexual escapades with young men, but makes time for them to watch her hump the motherfucker in the water….a winning formula for a successful upbringing… Here she is at a costume change….

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Chyna’s Dick Clit Makes a Comeback of the Day

When I was in the local little league, my baseball coach told me that when girls do steroids their clits grow as big as a grown man’s thumb, I didn’t know what a clit was at the time, since I was 12 and I still like to pretend I don’t, see cuz anything that gives a girl pleasure means I gotta work it, so it’s easier to pull the “It’s a myth card” to get her off my back….but his wise lecture seemed to make it less gay when he’d make us play with his penis the size of a grown man’s thumb…. I’m just kidding, I was never molested, but I figure that the coach telling us about dick clits was to break the ice for a future molesting….you know to get us comfortable enough to make us watch porn with him or however they do it….and I before the Chyna sex tape dropped, I didn’t really believe him, I just thought he was running game, but unfortunately, he wasn’t…cuz her clit is a dick and I guess the rest of her is kinda following her genital’s lead. She is vile, she probably always was, but the good news is that if you, like so many losers I knew, jerked off to her, you can stop kidding yourself and accept the fact that you are gay. Seriously, the fact this bitch has a sex tape – scares the hell out of me now, even more than it did then….What a fucking wreck.

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