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Lookin’ Up Liz Hurley’s Skirt of the Day

Posted on August 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Liz Hurley owns a bathing suit company, but for some reason, she’s never in a fucking bathing suit. I guess she’s insecure about her body. But not insecure enough to pay attention to her dresses behavior in the wind and I guess this is the closest we’ve come to seeing her half naked in a long time, and I’m not even sure what it is I am looking at. It could be panties, it could be a bikini, all I know is that it’s not pussy and despite knowing some weird things have been in and out of that shit, like Hugh Grant, kids and whatever else along the way, maybe the panties or bathing suit are a good thing….I guess for a bitch known for her tits…this is a let down, but as far as I’m concerned looking a bitch’s dress is never disappointing, unless of course she turns out having a dick…which is a whole other story we don’t really need to waste our time with…

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Eva Longoria’s Shitty Little Kid Tits of the Day

Posted on August 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know 12 year olds at the local pool who have better tits than this. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t check out 12 year olds on a sexual level, I just have eyes and they have bikinis on. I also don’t hate small tits, I just don’t like when they look pubescent, like the little bee stings I didn’t find hot back when I was in elementary school, and that I don’t find hot now, especially on a grown woman…. Seriously, I don’t know if I am getting my point across properly. I love small tits. I have cum on flat chested girls, a-cup girls, b-cup girls, E-cup girls, and I’ve got no issue with small tits, there’s just something weird going on here as the shit is jacked up on her chest, whether from the bra or the shirt or just shitty tits…but I figure I had no choice but to post this weirdness…esepecially since it’s on a bitch who should be stripping or cleaning hotel rooms and not a Hollywood star making Mexicans look bad…or at least look awkward cuz these tits aren’t right…they are fucking strange.

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HBOobs of the Day

Posted on August 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

HBO continues to make TV worth watching because they show tit and a show without tit is a show I can’t bother sitting through. Sure, I think the success of HBO is good, cuz it proves that people like tit on TV and I am sure when they get bigger and stronger, more networks will start stepping in the fuck up, meaning that one day, my dream of seeing Kelly Rippa diddling her twat while interviewing some Disney star may come true….I think the internet has proven that as a people we like smut and if TV wasn’t such bitches to their advertisers, then maybe good things will happen, not that seeing Sasha Grey Naked is really exciting, but I guess a pornstar on TV naked is a far cry from a pornstar in a bootleg video you bought from some dude who smells like stale cum years ago. We are making progress…. So here’s a bunch of clips from True Blood, Entourage and Hung featuring people like Sasha Grey, Anna Paquin, Kate Luyben, Tiffany Taylor, and Jessica Kramer…half are actors, the other half porn stars on various levels… I realize most of you have already seen these clips, cuz most of you watch this shit, but I don’t, so it’s new to me and that’s all I have to say about that…. Emanuelle Chriqui – Entourage Sasha Grey (I hate her attempt at going mainstream. She is over-hyped garbage) – Entourage Jessica Kramer (another pornstar/penthouse pet you’ve already seen naked) – Entourage Anna Paquin – True Blood Tifany Taylor Dyking Out- True Blood Kate Luyben – True Blood

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Jennifer Garner Shitty See Through of the Day

Posted on August 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Garner is boring. She was never the girl in movies I wanted to fuck. See I don’t think seeing her naked, now that she’s a mom, would be of interest to me, even if she was laying there grabbing Ben Affleck’s balls as his cock is getting shoved down Matt Damon’s throat, sure I’d look, but I’d want to ask why they didn’t choose a hotter girl for the role, so I don’t know why I am posting these pictures of her in what could be a see through like it is a big deal….cuz anything she’s into isn’t a big deal…even if it’s sitting in her bathroom applying cream to J.Lo brand herpes…Affleck got back in his drinking days, before becoming a boring family man…

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Amber Heard Flashes Her Panties in a Classic Upskirt of the Day

Posted on August 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder if the rest of the world is as bored of celebrities as I am. It’s like there is no excitement anymore…it’s all been done, it’s all been played out cuz the PR people figured out the simple tricks to go noticed, or what I like to call “Bikini, Panty, Nipple, Vagina, Sex Tape” in order of desperation, that now when a young starlet I want to fuck partially cuz shes young, partially cuz she’s alirght looking, partially cuz I saw Zombieland and it was either her or Little Miss Sunshine or some awkward Jewish guy to lust after, but mainly cuz she’s got a vagina and since being punished with my wife’s tainted, meaty, smelly, what looks like it may be roadkill and the definitely is the single most vile pussy I have ever encountered in my life, and I have encountered many, most low fucking grade, pretty much everything is a step the fuck up and stomp the fucking yard…. So here is Amber Heard in what has become the classic getting out of the car with white panties in a black dress so the cameras get it incidences that woulda been better done crotchless….or maybe even spread eagled on the beach somewhere, but like any PR person knows, you gotta make the shit look as casual as possible as to not look desperate…. Yes. I just analyzed a panty flash. I know. I should spend my energy staring at it. Just another example of me sucking at life…

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Stephanie Pratt Legs Cry for Attention of the Day

Posted on August 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love how Stephanie Pratt is showing off her shitty acting skills by pretending to be surprised the paparazzi are following her from the grocery store, despite the fact that she hired them to be there, you know in her quest to stay relevant but not quite desperate enough to fuck on camera yet, maybe because her level of relevance was always low level, she’s known for being Spencer Pratt’s sister….like who the fuck really cares….making the only real shocked person in all this me…for bothering posting some low level shit showing off low grade body parts while making stupid faces while refering to her by her name as if I actually know, care, or respect who she is….I am ashamed of myself.

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Josh Brolin Does Stepfathering Right of the Day

Posted on August 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Since the site is called DrunkenStepfather and was originally a semi-anonymous site about lusting over my stepdaughters because they were pretty much 18 and not my own kids, they lived with me and ran around naked like they were my own kids, they’d tan topless and I’d overhear them talking about getting off with guys, but instead of being part of that, I was stuck with their fat, useless mother who caused me more grief than I ever expected, but also provided for me with this lavish lifestyle of a one-room apartment cuz her pig-self thinks it’s okay to go on disability for her diabetes, sleep apnea, inability to walk….and I think it’s okay to ride that shit to the top…. So as a tribute to the man I used to be, I like to cover as much stepparenting that comes my way, and here’s Josh Brolin at an event escorted by his stepdaughter I can assume he wants to fuck, cuz I know I want to fuck her, but after a few drinks, he could be escorting a donkey out to pasture and I’d have a fucking boner, not cuz I know who Josh Brolin is or because I’m his best fan ever, but because anything is better than the hell I am living… But enough about me, here are the pics. Sure, they may not be hot on the surface, but what’s going on behind the scenes is…

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Dioni Tabbers Thonged Ass in Prim Magazine of the Day

Posted on August 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is how I keep my site relevant to advertisers. I post the smuttiest high fashion shoots I can find, because fashion gets kinda smutty, whether it is naked chicks, half naked chicks, girls in their underwear or girls sexually suggestive, I post the shit, cuz I figure if these other sites and magazines can pass it off as art, then so can I, so it won’t be long before Chanel, Rolex and BMW start advertising on here, cuz my readers must be high brow, since the content is…. Her name is Dioni Tabbers, I don’t know who she is, but I wouldn’t mind getting to know who she is while sedated in a back alley since that’s proven to be the best seduction strategy for me. She’s in a corset and a thong and even though I prefer my bitches to not be in underwear, spread eagled and raping themselves with their fingers, unless the bitch freshly gave birth, cuz no one wants to see a vagina in it’s flappiest state….this will do. Here are the pics…

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Queen of the Lesbians of the Day

Posted on August 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This dropped 10 days ago and I had no idea. It was posted on Dlisted and Attu and I just totally missed it and that makes me feel sad and disconnected…. I guess I should start reading my emails and visiting othersites so this doesn’t happen again…. Here’s to being a totally irrelevant, finger on the pulse of what’s hot with a seriously delayed response.

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Candice Swanpoel Ass at the Incredible Bra Launch of the Day

Posted on August 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Candice Swanpoel is wearing the best outfit I think any model has ever worn to one of these bullshit store launches….seriously….normally these bitches don’t take this shit seriously and show up in jeans..but this bitch decided to wear a serious fucking outfit and that’s pretty much all I have to say about that cuz really what else needs to be said…especially from a drunken idiot who has no busines having an opinion anyway…. Other bitches were at the event too, but really who cares about them…

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