Let’s all take a minute to appreciate old like Kate Beckinsale in a Deep Pussy Stretch…because she understands her purpose of being clickbait to a bunch of nerds who were into her VAMPIRE movies….and are still committed to her because of those Vampire Movies….even though it’s 20 fucking years later thanks to her still being hot.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kate Beckinsale With the Deep Pussy Stretch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Emily Osment looks like a fucking hick in her white trash bro pool party thanks to a tarp in the back of their trailer out on a field somewhere…and I guess that’s more fun than some bullshit posing in Beverly Hills for paparazzi she hired to take pics of her, hoping they don’t look staged…. CHECK OUT THE TITS ON HER…I mean I am sure that is what you are actually doing, and not reading about my goto joke I’ve said way too many times for this to be funny, interesting or anything that could compete with those roundies, which is that she’s actually Haley Joel, who started hormones before it was a trendy thing for all kids to do, even 6 year old kids, thanks to parents that want them to be part of that TRANS storyline, doing more damage than good….So anyway, back to the joke, and for the record I realize this is terrible joke delivery….where that cute boy actors hit puberty and aren’t hirable, cuz a cute kid doesn’t make a cute adult….so before puberty, start hormones, play a girl, commit to that strategy and grow out some hot tits…cuz tits get hits, and give you legacy in this world of perverts, where being the kid who sees dead people doesn’t. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Emily Osment Hick Bikini Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sara Sampaio is braless at this event because she’s protesting her number one sponsor’s biggest revenue earner in an attempt to be as trendy as possible since the BRA is dead even if the BRA pays your damn bills and is the only reason you exist… But the fact is that Sampaio is of Portuguese roots, her life as a fisherman’s daughter makes her the kind of person who knows how to get what she needs to survive from the sea….so that all those bras she’s been gifted by her sponsors are better used tied together as a fishing net to feed a village rather than to work as a barrier between her nipples and her fans…true story bro… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sara Sampaio Braless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Chiara Ferragni has her tit out for fashion….you know that designer nipple ring she wants you all to see in this free the nipple era. How political in her slutty… In case you don’t know – Chiara Ferragni is an overrated fashion blogger…which is basically a special kind of person who in the mid 2000s started a blog where they posted their overpriced outfits and got picked up by the fashion magazines and started to exist…brands invite them places, use them to launch products, it was a great fucking scam. She has since launched a bunch of brands to sell to her groupie fans, has made a ton of fucking money, all while not even being that hot…and here is a nipple…or two…cuz Fashion. Here are some other photos of her tits… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Chiara Ferragni Nip Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kelley O’Hara and the ESPN naked edition is a reminder of how unsexy 99 percent of female atheletes and their musculature is. Sure they can achieve fitness feats that are impressive. They are strong, they are powerful, they have endurance and thus can probably fuck the shit out of anyone they choose. Elite athleticism that comes with obsession for a sport….but they aren’t gonna be using that athleticism to fuck you silly, so you can ignore that benefit of fitness and focus on their muscles that may turn you gay if you stare too long…cuz nothing feminine about a thick core….center of power…gross. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kelley O’Hara Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jennifer Lopez tucking her 50 year old dick in this tight swimsuit….it’s a little dick, that could be a bead from a clit ring, or maybe just her outty dick clit from her hormone changes thanks to MENOPAUSE no one has told her that she has because they do not want to kill her spirits. She is an enterprise, an empire, a conglomerate, she employs many people and they rely on her relentless obsessive compulsive work ethic…the competitive, prove them all wrong, keep riding the wave creating garbage no one cares about…at least that I don’t care about…clearly people care about her and her bullshit that should be retired in the islands somewhere but that is instead working harder than ever to trick us into thinking she’s hot at 50. I will never admit anything is hot at 50…except for the cookies that granny-aged bitch baked…hottest thing an old cunt has to offer… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jennifer Lopez Tuck Game Strong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Is Iskra Lawrence just trying to make a meme out here? The fat girl, who I don’t think was naturally fat, but I do believe wanted to be a model, or a personality, with a fan base so bad that she basically put herself into a real life fat suit, by being lazy and binge eating, basically riding the trend of plus sized, now that she was plus sized and the whole thing just got better when she revealed the dick she’s fucking… Any surprises here? JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Iskra Lawrence Stereotype of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Make people insecure again…. I am glad you feel empowered to tell us how much you weighed before and after this morning’s shit, you half naked slut in a bikini…and I am glad I know that you’re ovulating so that could be why you are retaining water and getting the bloat….and I am glad you’ve announced with confidence that you’ve gained 12 pounds this summer…and that you think “That is ok”…as you rally your troops from your social media following…people you haven’t ever met to hop on board your bullshit empowered and half naked train…and I am sure you are still insecure, hence the announcements…but I remember a time when people bottled it up, felt like shit about it, didn’t play fake empowered and announce their shortcomings on a public platform…you know they’d never do that, they’d never post half naked pics, they’d never write what they were feeling….and it was amazing…the silence…the only hot chicks half naked…is a world I prefer… Make people insecure again…. Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning… The BI Sexual Chair CLICK HERE Hurricane Expert of the Day CLICK HERE Justin Bieber Mental Breakdown Post of the Day CLICK HERE Teen Saws Tress the Wrong Way CLICK HERE Dudes Prove Carrying a Ladder Gets You in Anywhere – Good Prank – Even Though I Hate Pranks.. CLICK HERE 3 Million Dollar House Boat Sinks….RIP to the 25 divers in Cali who Sank…that was a sad story…this is not that story CLICK HERE Aaron Carter Insists He’s Mentally Stable.. CLICK HERE Weird Intense Beyonce Dance Party CLICK HERE Will & Grace Stars want Hollywood Blacklist like McCarthy Era CLICK HERE Sasha Obama – ULTIMATE RUSH CRUSH CLICK HERE Little Girl Reels in Monster Fish CLICK HERE Best News Bloopers of 2019 CLICK HERE Landing Strip of the Day CLICK HERE CBD – GET FIXED – NATURE’s MIRACLE – 25% OFF – CODE Step25 CLICK HERE The post Morning Hangver Dump of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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The funniest thing about these Tori Spelling Labor Day weekend in Hawaii with her Husband after filming her weird 90210 comeback show that I hope no one watched, is that they aren’t just cell phone selfies, trying to document her time away, enjoying summer like a typical 50 year old rich woman, they are actually paparazzi pics…meaning she either sold her weird selfies to the media hoping for some coverage, or she called it in to get it done by a paparazzi photographer hoping for some coverage, so either way…this is Tori Spelling stripping down for some media coverage because clearly she is addicted to being in the media…and loves every second of attention her spoiled rich kid ass can get…even into her 50s…. The only sad thing in all this is that we can’t see her weird cleavage dent I used to stare at in confusion while watching the original 90210 when we only had one channel in a pre-cable era of I had no other choice..which compared to today’s “I have too much fucking choice”…there are endless amounts of content…years of fucking content to pollute your brain with…the idea of one channel, one show is fucking crazy…but not as crazy as Tori Spelling crying for attention in the least how way possible. Like if she actually wanted to get noticed…post up a masturbation video and pretend you were hacked…old lady in old lady bathing suits isn’t the best or hottest way to cry for attention. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Tori Spelling Bathing Suit Pics No One Asked For of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
