Kirsten Dunst is killing it on her new show, and not because she’s a 40 year old mom, with a mom body and a set of mom tits, but because she’s actually fucking good. It’s nice to see some of the “OLD GUARD” come back into the mix and have their breakout, or comeback performance that they will either be remembered by, or reminded of…. She is pretty much the last generation of talent that had to break through on an industry level. They had to get to the castings, prove themselves, get the good gig, become celebs when celebrity mattered and was more than self involved assholes with a DO IT YOURSELF attitude and a basic knowledge of online marketing…. She has been around for what feels like forever. She’s had some dark and dirty times for the majority of that time. But she’s back. She’s ready. She’s bringing. it and I am a fan. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kirsten Dunst Is Still Incredible of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Brittany Furlan is Tommy Lee’s new wife, because I guess dating a 60 year old rocker with HEP is a good strategy to have a roof over her head…and food in her mouth…girls are drawn to famous people and thus famous people always have access to a solid stream of mooch pussy.. That said, she was a VINE comedian, who got HUGE on VINE like all the top YOUTUBERs making 100 million dollars a year being idiots… I think I actually follow her on social media, but never see her content, luckily…thanks to hating social media, never logging on, and the fact that I follow 7500 whores…impossible to keep track of just one… I have also never seen her comedy, I am sure it’s lame, but most things on the internet are lame…especially if they get views, have gone viral with more than just the HEP…. But she is in a bikini, tits a hanging…and with her grandpa aged husband…and it is boring, but is more significant than I am, which isn’t saying much, but is truth. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Brittany Furlan Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Oana Gregory is Disney’s first Romanian Actress, which didn’t get as much hype as Disney’s first gay character, or Disney’s first black Mermaid, or really anything else Disney has done to be the United Nations of Politically Correct casting, so all kids feel included and left in… I guess Romanians, get the short end of all sticks, looked down on for being Gypsies who train Bears how to Juggle….even though as Eastern Europeans, they can make as good of a soulless sex workers for rich guys as the next country in Eastern europe….you know because of their communist morals and values, from the whole waiting in the breadline only to realize there is no bread this week…or toilet paper… What I am saying is that, so much good is going on in this…that we should be glad Disney gave this Romanian a chance instead of arresting her for her Gypsy shit…cuz she looks good. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Oana Gregory Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Erin Moriarty topless in some movie called Driven She is 25, was on One Life to Live, was on True Detective, was on Red Widow and Jessica Jones, and is part of the main cast of nerd show – The Boys… Here she is showing tits….hot skinny body tits. Never noticed her before. Never heard of her before….but I am now a fan… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Erin Moriarty Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kristin Cavallari was on Laguna Beach, she didn’t do The Hills, which was the show all her co-stars got rich from, because she was an egotistical cunt who thought she was the most important on the show, and that she could distance herself from the show, and become an actual celebrity from the show, you know legitimize herself…and it didn’t work out so well, she crawled back to the show the last season, too little too late…so she married a rich athlete, the American dream for a lot of these all-american basic whores…and she gets to spend her time as a slutty influencer mom blogger on instagram posting up weirdo white suburban mom smut…straight from the SLUMS of rich / white / christian / mall shopping / lack of soul or substance or cultue…Orange County…but at last they have Disney. The happiest place on earth…besides the women’s changing room at the local college after cheerleading practice….a cliche maybe, but Debbie Does Dallas inspired me in the 80s and that will forever be my safe space…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kristin Cavallari Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
https://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Heidi-Montag-Ass-Hump-1.mp4 If I was to describe social media to some one, it would probably include a line about how it’s a place for women to demonstrate humping the air and pretend that it is for fitness, so that you don’t need to leave your house and go to a gym to get your fix, you can get it at the comfort of your own home, cuz we are all about an inch deep and require really basic sparkling things to keep us entertained….we don’t need produced TV, or talking, we just need a bitch famous from being on produced TV and talking to hump the fucking air, the way she got pregnant, with her bolt ons standing straight up…. The post Heidi Montag Humping the Air of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I zoomed in on these pics of Adriana Lima’s ass…and some weirdness is going on. Maybe it’s just natural Patina, maybe it’s some wear and tear from usage, like when you see your car door start to get loose and the floormats weathered, and the stearing wheel coating rub off, maybe there’s an arm rest with a handle that broke off, or your driver’s side door is stained from your jacket rubbing on it, or cigarette burns…you know USE…. But that doesn’t mean it’s hot at 40…sometimes you gotta take it into the scrap yard or sell it at a discount on Craigslist to some pervert who was looking to kill a bitch, and have a documentary made on that killing, cuz he was wronged by the police early in life… If you know what I mean. TO SEE THE RES OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Old Lady Adriana Lima in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Dua Lupa obviously saw Dove Cameron’s post and brought out the nipple…..cuz it is empowering or some bullshit that makes for a great excuse, almost seemingly intellectual and intelligent excuse to pull your titties out the way nature intended it…. NOT THAT YOU EVER NEEDD AN EXCUSE… The no bra movement makes sense to me, I haven’t worn pants in years….clothing is constrictive so strapping up into some torturous titty holder that reminds me of bondage or medieval times torture device seems like a crazy fucking thing to do voluntarily…. It is the first piece of clothing I’d drop if I could…GET ME OUT OF THESE STRAPS AND BOUNDS….but then again I’m not a Tranny Fuck who craves the bra cuz my estrogen is kicking in… I do like that the dropping of the bra is a political thing, that makes for nice conversation when you make that move – tits out – for the internet to rejoice about your tits the way you like your tits to be celebrated…while pretending it’s for feminism or some other concept you’d learn at college level Women’s Study classes. Straight from the slums of instagram softcore porn comes a popstar self produced tit pic cuz it’s the style and trend with purpose…and that purpose you don’t need to wait for the leaked nudes as these self starting bother feeders are giving us what we want… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dua Lipa Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Thorne posted this caption to the above pic: Come meet me at the grove tomorrow!!! 7 pm come hear me read new parts of my book Which is exactly what you’d think she was promoting, her ability to read a best selling book she wrote, when she can barely write instagram captions, because the quality people, especially young people, seek in content they digest is pretty fucking superficial…they don’t look for quality, thought provoking, inspiring…they want fast food and clickbait put together by some molested Disney Kid who is trying to be the voice of a generation, even though I’m sure a lot of her generation don’t give a fuck about her hacking up their scene….while a lot of other ones do care cuz they want IG followers and envy her for her reach…because none of these people have any depth, they are too busy staring at themselves in mirrors…they just want to be part of things that make them look cool. They want to buy shit they can’t afford to look cool, go places others go to look cool, and it’s a whole keeping up with the Kardashians that I expect will end eventually…they can’t keep this lie going forever… Bella Thorne gets a lot of hype cuz she gets naked enough to matter but not enough to get fired from the mainstream and with that she’s riding high, making lots of money to feed her broken girls soul, and eventually this too will crash and burn…cuz it’s boring…and we’re all ready for something less disgusting, new, fresh, that doesn’t look like it smells like piss and feces…as this looks like it smells like piss and feces.. If I had to describe Bella Thorne as a place, it would be Truck Stop Bathroom after a horrible accident that caused huge traffic on the day the Janitor called in sick. Here she is in a short dress.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Thorne Topless Again of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sommer Ray is some overhyped, but barely hyped, cuz she’s not a household name, and never will be cuz that face is made of butter….but she’s got instagram followers like Alexis Ren, the butter face before her, thanks to being a half naked whore… She’s positioned herself as some fitness chick, making fitness porn, cuz that’s what Florida will do to a woman from Florida….ass out for in all ways possible…but always under the guise of being practical and useful information…you know how to do fitness rather than being what it actually is…a girl in a thong doing fitness… Either way, she’s 22, has 22 million followers and a quote from the bible on her slutty fucking IG feeed…Jeremiah 29:11 “For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.” Sounds and looks pretty stable…as she simulates sex in photos for IG like her GOD intended her to do. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sommer Ray Almost Full Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
