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Carmen Ortega’s Big Booty Bikini Pictures

Because I’m constantly searching for new bikini hotties for myself you guys, here’s Carmen Ortega showing off a serious booty at the beach. That thing means business. I’ve never heard of Carmen before, but according to her website , she’s a model, singer and “entrepreneur,” which I thought was code for “porn star,” but apparently I was wrong in this case. Anyway, I don’t know about you guys, but a girl with that much booty and meat would make me turn vegetarian. Photos: Fameflynet

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Kate Upton’s Hotness For Vogue

Not to call Vogue out for false advertising or anything, but I don’t know if I’d call Kate Upton the “hottest supermodel on Earth.” And especially not after a spread like this. Don’t get me wrong, these pictures aren’t bad, but if Kate wants to convince me that she’s hotter than Helen Flanagan , not to mention the rest of the modeling world, she’s gonna have to do better than this. And a few bikini candids sent to my inbox would be a nice start. Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis

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Blake Lively Is Busting Out!

Because every hottie in Hollywood showed up to this thing, here’s Blake Lively at the MET Gala looking like she’s sucking on a lemon. I wonder if that helps perk up the funbags, because we haven’t seen those things looking this good in months. Whatever the trick is, let’s hope Blake keeps it up. I think I’ve proven I can definitely handle the weird faces as long as she keeps giving us a good look at those melons of hers. » view all 14 photos Related Articles: Blake Lively Forgets Her Pants Blake Lively’s Got Legs Part 2 Blake Lively’s Hotness Likes To Party More Blake Lively Nude Pictures? Photos: WENN.com

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Blake Lively Is Busting Out!

Because every hottie in Hollywood showed up to this thing, here’s Blake Lively at the MET Gala looking like she’s sucking on a lemon. I wonder if that helps perk up the funbags, because we haven’t seen those things looking this good in months. Whatever the trick is, let’s hope Blake keeps it up. I think I’ve proven I can definitely handle the weird faces as long as she keeps giving us a good look at those melons of hers. » view all 14 photos Related Articles: Blake Lively Forgets Her Pants Blake Lively’s Got Legs Part 2 Blake Lively’s Hotness Likes To Party More Blake Lively Nude Pictures? Photos: WENN.com

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Kate Upton Work Her Cleavage At The MET Gala

Apparently just about every hottie around was at the MET Gala the other night, I guess my invitation must’ve gotten lost in the mail. Because obviously Kate Upton broke out the cleavage to try and impress me after I’ve been saying for weeks that I prefer Helen Flanagan instead. Anyway, it’s a nice try and I appreciate the effort, but it’s still not enough to make me change my mind. Maybe seeing her back in a bikini would help. It definitely wouldn’t hurt. Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis Photos: WENN.com

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Kate Upton Work Her Cleavage At The MET Gala

Apparently just about every hottie around was at the MET Gala the other night, I guess my invitation must’ve gotten lost in the mail. Because obviously Kate Upton broke out the cleavage to try and impress me after I’ve been saying for weeks that I prefer Helen Flanagan instead. Anyway, it’s a nice try and I appreciate the effort, but it’s still not enough to make me change my mind. Maybe seeing her back in a bikini would help. It definitely wouldn’t hurt. Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis Photos: WENN.com

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Kate Upton Works It For Allure

Since I’ve fallen deeply in love with Helen Flanagan , Kate Upton no longer has the same effect on me. You see, I only have room for one big naturally breasted blond and Helen is by far much hotter. I know some may argue with me, but trust me you’re wrong! Remember, I’m the boss around here. Anyway, that doesn’t mean Kate should be ignored. That said, here she is in the latest Korean Allure Magazine in a swimsuit. Enjoy.

Kate Upton In Sexy Daisy Dukes

To make up for that otherwise awesome video of Kate Upton rolling around topless and in a bikini that got ruined by Ken Jeong, here’s the busty blonde beauty on the set of some movie called The Other Woman with Leslie Mann. Considering the way Kate’s rocking those Daisy Dukes and that she’s a good 10 years younger than Leslie, I’m going to go ahead and assume that she’s the other woman in question here. And that that’s one lucky dude. I’d be happy with just one of them. Preferably Kate, of course.

Kate Upton 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover

So the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue has been released, and Kate Upton took home the cover for the second year in a row. You guys all know how much I love Kate, so I think SI definitely made a smart choice here. But I think it was even smarter to have her only wear half a bikini. On behalf of guys everywhere, I’d offer to shake their hands, but I don’t have one free right now. Give me a minute. I’ll get there. Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis Photo: SI

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Kate Upton 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover

So the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue has been released, and Kate Upton took home the cover for the second year in a row. You guys all know how much I love Kate, so I think SI definitely made a smart choice here. But I think it was even smarter to have her only wear half a bikini. On behalf of guys everywhere, I’d offer to shake their hands, but I don’t have one free right now. Give me a minute. I’ll get there. Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis Photo: SI

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