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Kate Upton Pretends To Be Classy

Posted on May 25, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Kate Upton looking all classy at the AmfAR’s Cinema Against Aids Gala. I’m not buying this look one bit. Kate is not a sophisticated young lady and I don’t like that she’s pretending to be. She’s pure fun and filth. Just watch her “Cat Daddy” video . So Kate, don’t pee in my cornflakes and tell me that it’s milk. Get back in your bikini or whatever sl&tty outfit you got in your closet and make the Tuna happy.

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Kate Upton’s Sexy DT Magazine Pictures

Posted on May 14, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve never read this DT magazine, I don’t really know anybody who reads magazines anymore, but they certainly know how to get my attention. Their photo spreads are always so damn sexy and this is no exception. Here’s busty supermodel Kate Upton getting all hot and bothered in black and white for the cover. Black and white pictures always make people look hot, so when you take someone who’s already gorgeous, it’s almost too much to handle. Almost. I’d like to try handling this hottie… With my scrotum. Too much? I apologize.

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Katy Perry Is Scaring Me A Little

Posted on May 11, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Aw man! What the hell is this all about? I get it, Katy Perry is going through a divorce and I hear that kind of thing can make people do strange things, but enough with the almost daily changes in her look. I loved the big breasted candy pop singer look, and I was just getting use to the big breasted hipster look, but I’m not sure I can handle this big breasted emo/goth/vampire look she’s got going on. It was hard enough dealing with girlfriends like this back in the nineties, I’m too old for this crap. I think we might have to see other people.

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Kate Upton Is Pure Perfection

Posted on May 11, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sweet sweet Kate Upton , what a magnificent specimen. How could I finish off the week without some shots of her perfect hotness? Here she is walking the streets yesterday like a normal person, well sort of like a normal person, she’s putting one foot in front of the other, but she’s doing it so damn well. I love it. I could walk behind this woman for miles. Obviously from a respectful distance. The camera I have in my bag has a zoom on it.

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Kate Upton Hot Bikini Bride

Posted on May 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve never really had any interest in getting married, I don’t see the point in it, but after seeing these shots of Kate Upton in her hot little ‘Bride’ bikini I might reconsider. Here she is in all her busty supermodel glory getting the “Best Man” in my pants all hot and bothered. I think if I ever did get married, I really would have my penis as my best man. The guy has been with me for a long time, we’ve been through a lot together and I know I can always count on him when I need him. Greatest best man speech ever!

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Kate Upton’s Bikini Dance Move Jiggles

Posted on May 1, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not exactly up to date on the latest dance crazes, is the Macarena still a thing? But when a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model wants to show me some new moves, I’m going to pay attention. Here’s Kate Upton in all her jiggly glory demonstrating the right way to do the Cat Daddy . I don’t know what that means, but I like the way she’s doing it. Big breasted supermodels in itsy bitsy bikinis is definitely the right way to get your message across. Too hot!

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Kate Upton’s Bikini Dance Move Jiggles

Posted on May 1, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not exactly up to date on the latest dance crazes, is the Macarena still a thing? But when a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model wants to show me some new moves, I’m going to pay attention. Here’s Kate Upton in all her jiggly glory demonstrating the right way to do the Cat Daddy . I don’t know what that means, but I like the way she’s doing it. Big breasted supermodels in itsy bitsy bikinis is definitely the right way to get your message across. Too hot!

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Kate Upton’s Sweet Big T-Shirt Breasts

Posted on April 26, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I complained earlier that I wasn’t getting enough boobage from the last Kate Upton pictures, you can never get enough boobage, but that seems to have all been rectified. Here she is in at something called Sportsblast in her hot little workout gear showing off the big supermodel sweater mounds. So hot. I would like to Sportsblast all over those things. That wasn’t meant to sound so dirty. Sorry.

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Kate Upton In A Swimsuit For Harper’s Bazaar

Posted on April 16, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I normally post a lot of pictures of busty supermodel Kate Upton doing things like hanging out in bikinis or adjusting her big perfect breasts in a bunny costume, I can’t help myself, but I rarely post any shots of her doing any actual fashion modeling. Until now. Here she is strutting her stuff in some very classy Harper’s Bazaar shots. This looks like a party I would have liked to have been invited to, I like to swim with with really really sexy women. I’ll wear two speedos just in case.

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Kate Upton’s Boobs and Booty For Easter

Posted on April 9, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Obviously yesterday was Easter Sunday, and now that I’m an adult I don’t get to hunt for easter eggs anymore so it’s not as much fun. What’s Easter without treats? So I decided that instead of some lame chocolate eggs I’m going to celebrate with some pictures and a video of busty supermodel Kate Upton squeezing her breasts together in a sexy bunny costume. You’re welcome.

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