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Kate Upton Weighs In On LeBron James Returning To Cleveland

Even Kate Upton has an opinion about LeBron James heading back to Cleva

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Zoe Dechesne Topless on a Yacht Video Weirdness of the Day

This is a weird video of Zoe Dechesne. I don’t know who the fuck Zoe Dechesne, apparently she’s some Sports Illustrated model, but I don’t know if that’s true or not, because I am too lazy to look, and the truth is, I don’t really consider Sports Illustrated models to be actual models, they are just busty girls who have tricked you into thinking they are better that average girls in bikinis, because they have the right friends and/or agents who throw them into SI for free, thinking it will do amazing things for them, when in reality there is only a Kate Upton success story from their roster every decade….and if you look at Kate Upton…you know that not only a lot of food went into her, but also a lot of Marketing.. Anyway, this Zoe is not Kate Upton, and Sports Illustrated wasn’t her meal ticket, but she was in the magazine in 2010, and what better way to draw attention to yourself now, than to be on a a yacht with her friends topless, which in France, where I assume she is from, with a name like that…is considered wearing a shirt… I am all for girls getting topless when together, they don’t need to be a one time Sports Illustrated model to make it count…in fact I want every girl topless all the time…it will make my life more interesting to go through… TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

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"Banned" Grey Poupon Ad Asks: What Do You Poop On?

Yet another doody-based commercial has hit the Internet. On the heels of Kmart’s Ship My Pants ad from last year, Grey Poupon* has unveiled a new spot that gives this fancy mustard a new tagline. The video seems innocent enough upon first glance, as a number of everyday folks are using the popular item as a condiment with their burgers and potato salads. That’s simply what they Poupon… get it?  You most likely will after one woman says she Poupons her husband’s chest. GROSS! No wonder it was supposedly banned, huh? Fake Grey Poupon Ad * This ad was not actually made by Grey Poupon. It is, instead, the work of OBVS (Online Broadcasting Virtual Station). And it’s hilarious. Click through the following video gallery, meanwhile, to relive a few of our favorite actual commercials. (Yes, fellas, that’s Kate Upton in the first one.) 27 Crazy Commercials We Love (or Love to Hate, or Just Hate) 1. Kate Upton Hot Pockets Commercial Hot Pockets are the perfect snack. Even Kate Upton knows that! Check out this awesome commercial starring her, Snoop Dogg, Larry King, and Bow Wow.

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Kate Upton Vagina Of the DAy

The rumor is that this now famous picture of Kate Upton body painted for SI SWIM includes her full on vagina, because like her, her vagina is hungry and eats through body paint. Apparently, SI Posted this yesterday…I didn’t see it on their site… I have a hard time believing this is legit, only because I’ve seen so many girls body painted over the years, and they all wear some maxi pad looking thing over their pussy…trust me, I always look to the pussy…and never see it… So I don’t see why SI wouldn’t make Kate Upton wear that…and even if they didn’t, Kate Upton has an awkward and weird chubby body, and it is photoshopped in this picture, so is her face, making me wonder how the pussy just got overlooked…It makes no fucking sense….Leave it all but the pussy… Kate Upton fans, I assume this is a fucking dream…a dream much like Kate Upton’s of a world with endless all you can eat buffet…. I guess the only way for the truth to really come out is for Kate Upton to show us her pussy, one I assume has fatter outer lips and less clit hood sticking out..It would be irresponsible for me to not post this, but I am convinced this is a lie….but a good marketing strategy for everyone involved…

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13 Things We Would Really Love to Do With Kate Upton

We adore Kate Upton. It was love at first sight, and it never faded. She’s worked hard to earn and keep our love since we first laid eyes on her, and unlike some stars whose appeal fades with time, hers has only grown. Versatile and talented, stunningly beautiful yet still down-to-earth and approachable, she’s the real deal. We simply can’t get enough of the 21-year-old. With a mile-long list of desirable attributes, she’s the All-American dream girl, and there’s no one else we’d rather be with, no matter the circumstances. Whatever it is we were doing (and we can think of plenty of fun activities), we would have a blast, because … just look at her. How could you not?! Specifically, are 13 things we would really love to do with her … 13 Things We Would Do With Kate Upton 1. Take a Yoga Class Not only would you share a moment of zen and stretch muscles you didn’t even know you had, but Kate Upton would be wearing a tight-fitting workout top AND yoga pants.

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Kate Upton Is A Busty Black Widow

In case, like me, you were too busy using Cinco de Mayo as an excuse to get blasted on tequila, apparently it was The Met Gala in New York last night, which meant a bunch of hotties showed up to try and outdo each other on the red carpet. Here’s Kate Upton ‘s best attempt, but instead of a classy fashionable model, all I’m seeing is a black widow with big boobs. I know I’ve been saying it a lot lately, but Kate should stop trying to pretend to be something she’s not and just stick to what works: bikini photoshoots and videos like this one below of her behind-the-scenes at bikini photoshoots. You know, like how I stick to blogging instead of getting a real job. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Kate Upton Busts Out In Vogue UK

Remember those hot Vogue UK shots of Kate Upton from last week? Well, good news, because the rest of the set just came in over the weekend, and I’m happy to report that they’re even better than the last ones. And it’s nice to see that Kate’s finally getting back to her old busty ways. Forget all that acting stuff, she should just stick to what works from now on: giving people pants fires over the Internet with sexy photoshoots. I mean, I don’t know about you guys, but it’s definitely working for me. Ow!

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Kate Upton Busts Out In Vogue UK

Kate Upton Does Vogue UK

Now this is more like it! First we had Kate Upton getting back to her old busty ways for a photoshoot on the streets of New York , and now her and her famous funbags showed up in a couple nice shots for the latest issue of Vogue UK . I know it’s not exactly the lingerie selfies I keep waiting for, but considering Kate’s recent outings, it’s at least a step in the right direction until those finally show up in my inbox. Enjoy.

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Amber Rose Twerking of the Day

In the event you weren’t aware…it’s Twerk Season….and Amber Rose, who is only known for being a hip hop hooker, once paid for by Kanye West…is all about capitalizing on it, because she’s just that kind of low level who capitalizes on anything she can…not that she’s ever really had any success, she was never a model, but more a girl who put the right dick in her, the dick that made her relevant and allowed her hooker ass to call herself a model, a dick that just secured her place from being an irrelevant groupie bitch, positioning herself in the right places, to relevant enough to get a hip hop husband to knock her up…making her a hip hop wife she always wanted to be…who can still shake her ass, even when no one gives a fuck, only now it’s on instagram and not at the strip club….Useless maybe…but a twerk is a twerk even when a light skinned does it.

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A Guy on my Instagram’s Kate Upton Videos of the Day

Kate Upton is a pig…and it turns out that a homie from Instagram who lives in LA doesn’t agree with me, in fact he made an effort to go an see her on the red carpet of her new movie, that we hope is her only movie, because the screen isn’t big enough for her sloppy ass…but that we can allow her to revel in, even though she’s an overrated pig who belongs in a barn, or at least would belong in a barn if her grandfather didn’t invent the fucking modern day washing machine.. Either way, here’s his paparazzi – titty perving on instagram that you’ll all like – because unlike me – you think this Upton uptown bitch is amazing…

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