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Morgan Beck Bikini Volleyball

I don’t really follow beach volleyball, judging from the crowd at this game nobody does, but I do like watching hot chicks in little bikinis jump around in the sand. Obviously I prefer it when their liquored up and doing some sort of all inclusive resort drinking game, but I guess volleyball works too. Anyhow, here’s Morgan Beck giving us a good look at her form on the beach the other day. She’s definitely got some great ball skills. more pictures of Morgan Beck here

Hilary Duff’s Booty One Last Time

Now that Hilary Duff is pregnant, I thought you guys would like to see her cute little booty in some spandex pants one last time before it gets all big and weird and pregnant. Look at that amazing little thing. I want a bite. Poor girl just got her body into tip top shape and now all that hard work is going to go to waste. She should do some bikini photoshoots or something so that we can all remember how hot she was. We’re going to miss you Hilary Duff’s booty. Good luck.

Kylie Jenner And Kendall Jenner Are Not Legal

I just want to remind you that Kylie and Kendall Jenner are not of legal age. That said, let’s move along. Here are the girls at some event for the Kardashian clothing line or something wearing some grown up clothing. I bet whoever organized this stupid event is pissed that Kim Kardashian isn’t there, she’s the one that puts asses in the seats so to speak, who gives a crap about these kids? Shouldn’t they be back to school shopping or sending suggestive pictures of themselves to boys in their class or something? I’m bored.

Helena Christensen Bikini Pictures

For those of you not up to date on your former supermodel’s coming and goings, I thought I’d catch you up on one. Here’s ageless hottie Helena Christensen sunning that former supermodel body while on vacation somewhere. I’m just assuming she’s on vacation, it’s possible this is just the way retired supermodels live on a daily basis. I bet there’s some rich dude somewhere footing the bill. Worth every penny.

Audrina Patridge Sexy In Her One Piece

I don’t know that Audrina Patridge can be considered relevant anymore, but I still find her pretty hot so I’m posting these shots of her. Here she is on the cover of FHM magazine looking really damn good in her one piece. I know, I was surprised too, they still publish magazines? Anyhow, I’m glad they do because this is well worth checking out. Enjoy. Audrina Patridge FHM cover shoot Video

Jessica Alba’s Sweet Pregnant Breasts

As much as I don’t like to admit that I’m kind of finding a pregnant lady hot, that’s exactly what’s happening with these shots of Jessica Alba . Obviously I’m not digging that alien belly of hers, but those big pregnant breasts have got my attention. I’ve heard they’re making ice cream out of breast milk these days, not that I’d eat Jessica Alba breast milk ice cream with maple syrup or anything, but I think there’s a celebrity endorsement opportunity to be had here. Call me.

Kim Lee Drops Some Nice Big Cleavage

Here’s my new favorite asian Kim Lee dropping some nice plump cleavage while out on the town over the weekend. I don’t know why this chick seems to be all over the place these days, but I like it. Believe me, If I was a movie producer I’d definitely pretend that I’ve got a role perfect for her and that she should probably come to my vacation home in the Bahamas to discuss working together… And bring some of your hot friends, don’t worry, I’ll supply the booze.

Kim Lee Drops Some Unknown Cleavage

I still have no idea who this Kim Lee chick is, but I like asian birds so I can’t help but post pictures of the unknown hottie. Plus she’s got some nice big breasts that seem to catch the sunlight just right. they’re casting shadows… That’s hot. It looks like she’s just randomly posing with dudes she meets on the street. How do they know who she is? Or is this some sort of Karissa Shannon crap where she’s the one who hired the camera man? That makes more sense. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Flashes Her Breasts Belly

Apparently Kim Kardashian and her big booty are over in England pushing some crappy fragrance or feminine hygiene product of hers on the poor British. I don’t understand the fascination with smelly like a reality TV star, I’m going to come out with my own HollywoodTuna fragrance… Guess what it’s going to smell like. Anyhow, at least she decided to wear a tight fitting dress for the occasion. Although, when you’ve got a booty as big as Kim’s, everything is tight fitting.

Kim Kardashian Flashes Her Breasts Belly

Apparently Kim Kardashian and her big booty are over in England pushing some crappy fragrance or feminine hygiene product of hers on the poor British. I don’t understand the fascination with smelly like a reality TV star, I’m going to come out with my own HollywoodTuna fragrance… Guess what it’s going to smell like. Anyhow, at least she decided to wear a tight fitting dress for the occasion. Although, when you’ve got a booty as big as Kim’s, everything is tight fitting.