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Kim Kardashian’s Business Booty Pops

Posted on April 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Every time I see pictures of Kim Kardashian’s big booty walking around, I feel like there should be some rap music from the 90′s playing. I don’t know why, it just seems to fit. Here she is at some event somewhere with her ‘assets’ all dressed up in a nice pair of business slacks. No matter how slimming black is, that booty is still going to pop. And I love it. Trying to tame Kim’s butt is like trying to catch the wind…. Can’t be done.

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Avril Lavigne Turns Kim Kardashian Orange!!!

Posted on March 9, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Judging from her stupid dye job and the fact that she’s dressed like a slutty witch, I should have known that Avril Lavigne had magical powers. I just wish that they were that she could smile without looking retarded instead of making anyone who stands next to her look orange. Kind of a lame power. Here she is hanging out with Kim Kardashian , turning the big assed beauty to a nice sunset color. To be fair, Avril is so pale she’s almost translucent. I think I’d look orange next to her and I haven’t left mother’s basement since the first snowfall.

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Kim Kardashian Out In Her Natural State

Posted on February 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I happen to be one of those people who finds Kim Kardashian attractive, I know that’s annoying, but what I like about her is all the make up and accessories and big fat ass that goes into her look. It’s the total package. So when you take away one of those elements like, let’s say all of her make up, I get a little disappointed. Here she is looking pretty damn scary the other day while out “Au Natural”. I don’t like it one bit, put those sunglasses back on and head to the nearest make up application center… Clearly I know nothing about female beauty secrets.

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Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass Security Breach

Posted on February 7, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Obviously Kim Kardashian wasn’t at the Super Bowl , she’s not banging any of the players this year, but I thought I’d post some shots of her anyway. Here are a few shots of her big fat ass going through security at the airport the other day…. That’s pretty much it.

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Kim Kardashian Continues Flashing The Curves

Posted on January 20, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These pictures of Kim Kardashian and her half decent looking sister Kourtney in New York City the other day may all look exactly the same, but they’re not, at least that’s what I’m being told. I’ve been staring at them for about half an hour now and I swear I can’t see a difference. To be fair though, I’ve kinda only been staring at Kim’s big boobs, it took me about twenty minutes before I noticed the sister, so I’m not a very good judge. Enjoy.

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Whitney Port’s Legs Did Something Yesterday

Posted on January 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It looks like Whitney Port is doing alright for herself, she’s out promoting breakfast cereal so she’s really hit the big time. Here she is showing off those long legs that I love so much on a scale for some Kellogg’s weight loss cereal or something like that. I don’t think a young skinny chick is the right person for this job, I get the feeling that there are a lot of fat housewives out there who will absolutely hate this chick. Still hot though.

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Kim Kardashian’s Cleavage Does The Trick

Posted on January 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Kim Kardashian in New York City the other night doing that thing where she tries to convince us she doesn’t have a huge ass by distracting us with her breasts… It’s working.

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Kim Kardashian’s Cleavage Does The Trick

Posted on January 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Kim Kardashian in New York City the other night doing that thing where she tries to convince us she doesn’t have a huge ass by distracting us with her breasts… It’s working.

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Kim Kardashian’s Cleavage Does The Trick

Posted on January 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Kim Kardashian in New York City the other night doing that thing where she tries to convince us she doesn’t have a huge ass by distracting us with her breasts… It’s working.

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Kim Kardashian’s Cleavage Does The Trick

Posted on January 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Kim Kardashian in New York City the other night doing that thing where she tries to convince us she doesn’t have a huge ass by distracting us with her breasts… It’s working.

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