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Kim Kardashian’s Awesome Cleavage Drop

After the pictures I had on New Year’s Eve of Kim Kardashian with her hair braided looking like she was a fat chick on her way home from an all inclusive resort, I’m pleased to tell you that she seems to have gotten back to her normal hot self. Here she is at some event the other night showing off that sweet ass cleavage I love so much. That’s more like it princess. To be honest, if she keeps showing off her boobs like this I don’t give a crap what she does to her hair, she could have an afro if she wants, I’m not going to notice. more pictures of Kim Kardashian here

Kim Kardashian’s Booty Is Not Ghetto Nutritious

I talk a lot about how much I like Kim Kardashian’s big ass, but I think I’ve been fooled by some industrial strength spanx, this thing is just weird. Here it is out in the wild without any duct tape or space age polymers or whatever it is she uses to restrain that thing while she gets all dressed up. This is just gross. She’s in her workout gear so she’s at least trying to get it in shape, but I think it’s far too late, it’s just a matter of time before it takes over her entire body. It was nice knowing you princess.

Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass Will Do Anything

Apparently Kim Kardashian will do absolutely anything to get her face on the internet, I guess she’s sick off all the ass pictures. Here she is at the grand opening of a restroom in New York City the other day, you heard me, a restroom. I guess if you’re going to get anyone to cut the ribbon for a crapper, might as well get someone who’s famous for her big fat ass.

Britney Spears Takes Her Boobs For A Walk

I don’t really have a whole lot to say about these pictures of Britney Spears walking around the other day. I want to say that her shirt is a little see through, but I don’t really think that it is. I don’t know about you, but I can’t see anything. At least not anything good. Maybe I’m getting too old for this, I’m losing my touch when it comes to spotting nipples through a shirt. I probably just assume that whenever there are pictures of Britney out there, I should be able to see at least a little nipple. Not this time folks.

Kim Kardashian’s Boobs Do Oktoberfest

It seems that Kim Kardashian is still hanging out with that drag queen Liza Minelli impersonator while on her European vacation. This time the odd couple have found themselves in Germany just in time for Oktoberfest where I’m sure they’ll be stuffing themselves silly with giant sausages. What? That’s what they eat there no? Anyhow, nothing says Oktoberfest like some American reality TV lady douche dressed up in her traditional German outfit with her big old boobs hanging out. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Almost Flashes Her Lady Bits

We’re all getting sick and tired of all the Kim Kardashian pictures that have been floating around the interweb over the last few days, but this time they’re different. Here she is struggling with her little dress nearly giving us a look at her lady business. Alright so maybe it’s more of the same, but I threw in a few shots of her seductively sucking down an Ice cream so hopefully that should make it all better.

Kim Kardashian Appears To Be A Little Chilly

Here’s Kim Kardashian and a couple of her lovely friends walking around town showing us that fall is almost upon us. Because it’s getting chilly…. See where I’m going with this? I’ve got to get a couple of these things to keep outside my bedroom window to keep me up to date on the weather situation. So I know if I should bring a sweater vest or a scarf. Boobs!

Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass Secret Revealed

If any of you young women out there who want to famous by doing nothing and who idolize Kim Kardashian and her big fat ass and are wondering how she does it… This is how she does it, she stuffs her face with frozen treats every chance she gets. Secret revealed. She’s also normally really in control of what the paparazzi get pictures of her doing so imagine all the crap she gobbles down when nobody’s looking. And I thought her ass was genetic, I didn’t know it took so much work. Nice.

Kim Kardashian’s Ass Is Camera Shy

Kim Kardashian isn’t normally one to shy away from the camera, but for some reason that’s exactly what she’s doing here. Covering her giant ass with her hand is just embarrassing. I’m pretty sure that even if she had one of those giant foam hands you see at football games she wouldn’t be able to hide that massive thing. She’s getting up there in age, maybe her genetics are kicking in and she’s finally lost control of that thing. It was a good run, but everything must come to an end.

Kim Kardashian’s Ass In Misunderstood

In case some of you haven’t noticed, Kim Kardashian has a big ass. Now, if you ask me it’s a beautiful big ass that I would like to touch with my hands and face, but some of you might think otherwise. I don’t know how you could, look at that thing, it’s just another average chicks ass. No? Alright so maybe not, but all you haters out there should relax and enjoy the experience that is Kim Kardashian’s big beautiful ass.