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Kim Kardashian’s Boobs Get My Attention

Posted on July 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have a lot of posts featuring Kim Kardashian’s big ass, but today I’d like to focus on her sweet front meat because I feel that I might be ignoring the girls and breasts that don’t get enough attention eventually shrivel up and fall off. It’s true, I read that on the internet. Anyhow, here she is doing her thing the other night showing us that she’s more than just two Christmas hams stuffed into a pair of leggings . Enjoy.

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Kim Kardashian Admires Fine Craftsmanship

Posted on July 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These pictures of Kim Kardashian admiring herself in the mirror don’t really come as much of a surprise to me, I imagine she does this for most of the day, what is surprising is that she just had her eyebrows done. What the hell? I could have sworn those things were completely natural, like Heidi Montag’s breasts or Lindsay Lohan’s innocence or my relationship with any number of Hollywood hotties. I feel duped and now I kinda want to see her natural big bushy cavewoman eyebrows. Maybe she’ll grow them out for me.

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Kim Kardashian Gets Waxed

Posted on July 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Although the title to this post is somewhat provocative, If you were expecting to see pictures of Kim Kardashian getting her lady bits waxed, you’re going to be sadly disappointed. Here she is unveiling her new big assed wax version of herself the other day. I don’t really get the point of a wax museum, they’re just big candles, but I like that Kim gets to check out her own ass. Not to mention her tits look awesome. I kinda want to see them make out. Hot.

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Kim Kardashian’s See Through Top Blows

Posted on June 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian may be really good a lot of things, I’m trying my best to think of one that doesn’t involve her big ass, but wearing a see through top is not one of them. Here she is out the other night in her little skirt and see top that’s supposed to give us a look at her nipples, but instead all we get is a mouth full of wonderbra. Lame. She should really know better than to pull a stunt like this, especially after doing so well with those big boobed bikini pictures she had last week. I’m not impressed.

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Kim Kardashian’s Lame See Through Top

Posted on June 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As far as see through tops go these aren’t exactly the Mona Lisa , you can’t see anything good after all, but combine that with the leather tights Kim Kardashian is wearing and we’ve got something half decent. Why bother with the bra? You’d think someone who craves attention as much as Kim does wouldn’t have a problem walking around with her tits hanging out. Whatever, I’ll take what I can get. Enjoy.

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Kim Zolciak Bikini Pictures

Posted on May 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t really know who this Kim Zolciak chick is, I think she’s on one of those reality shows about slutty housewives, but she’s showing off some big tanned titties in a bikini so she makes it on the site. Apparently she’s only thirty-two, can you believe that crap? I would have said she was closer to fifty than thirty. What the hell? Did she have half a dozen kids that ruined her figure or does she have a thing for chilly cheese dogs? Either way it’s not working out for her. Her fountain of youth seems to be filled with melted butter.

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Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass Did Something

Posted on May 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian and her giant ass went out to dinner the other night in a nice little black dress. I know there’s nothing special about that but she’s also giving us a nice little peek at her soon to be fat girl boobs so I’m posting them. Besides, I like Kim Kardashian , probably because I’ve never heard her speak, and I would do unspeakable things to her after we’ve shared a bag of wine. Do they make bags of wine? They should, like giant sip sacks you poke a straw through. Anyhow, you know the drill, ass boobs rinse and repeat. Enjoy. more pictures of Kim Kardashian here

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Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass Goes Down Under

Posted on April 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian’s big ass is in Australia promoting heavy duty industrial strength Spanx or something, nobody really knows or gives a crap. Here she is walking around giving the Aussies a taste of good old American excess stuffed into a tight little dress. I like it. She looks like she’s drinking Champagne on a yacht in a couple of these pictures so it’s possible she’s shooting a rap video. Although she’d probably be oiled up in a bikini. Now I’ve got a great mental image. Enjoy. more pictures of Kim Kardashian here

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More Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures

Posted on April 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian is filming new scenes for her “reality show”, which means she’s doing nothing, but she’s doing it in a bikini so it can’t be all that bad. Look at that ass, I want to kick it like a soccer ball. That’s a little weird, I’d probably hurt my ankle anyway so I’ll just punch it with my face instead. I know she’s got a big ass, but it works for her, and I’d like to spend a few hours working my way around it… Topless.

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Kim Kardashian Is Much Hotter Single

Posted on March 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rumors have been floating around over the last few days that Kim Kardashian and her Super Bowl winning football star boyfriend have broken up… Again. For the sake of this post I’m going to take those rumors as fact, because a single Kim Kardashian is a hotter Kim Kardashian . I’m not saying that I have a chance in hell at getting a piece of that giant ass, but I’d be willing to let her take me out to dinner some time. If she really is the lucky charm that won the Saints the Super Bowl maybe she can help my beer league hockey team The Iceholes win the championship. Call me. more pictures of Kim Kardashian here

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