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Kate Moss Bush for LOVE Magazine of the Day

Posted on January 28, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love Kate Moss….so I am so happy to see that unlike most 40 year old models…she’s still bringing it….and by it I mean her bush..to magazines….and I fucking love bush…under any and all circumstances…it is an essential accessory to the vagina….that girls have lost sight of….it is like a top hat…that makes the vagina a far classier experience…especially in Kate Moss’ case…she needs all the class she can get….even if I see her as an angel sent from heaven…that bush, despite being trimmed and shaved over the last 20 years….has seen some serious shit….those hair follicles are so well traveled and experienced…with some real questionable people….that I just want to know what they smell and taste like….partially for sexual reasons…but mainly for science… All this to say….welcome back Kate Moss…even though as far as I’m concerned you never went away…

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Weirdest Viral Video in the History of Viral Videos of the Day

Posted on January 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The other day I tweeted “what’s the weirdest thing you’ve inserted in your vagina”….because it fascinates me that weird things have been inserted in vaginas everywhere…this video proves it. It was sent in from one of my facebook homies who’s girlfriend I have masturabted to, thanks to those killer vacation pics….and I guess it was his way of thanking me…. It is of a girl inserting a whole chicken in her vagina at a grocery store to steal it….in what is one of the weirder viral stunts I have ever seen…. There’s no way to prove if this was a porn shoot, or fact, or just a couple guys with a genius idea and a girl with a vagina big enough and willing enough to put it to work… I’d say I hope she doesn’t get Salmonela, but I think it’s safe to say that’s the least of her concerns, if she’s willing to do this kind of thing, I’m sure far worse has been inserted. It’s the poultry version of soaking your tampon in vodka…It’s funny. For more Viral Videos Click Here

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Miranda Kerr Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on October 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miranda Kerr is the few people I put up pictures of who I only really started noticing after Orlando Bloom had violated her vagina and got her knocked up. For some reason I can’t explain, I still find her sexy as fuck….when normally the whole being contaminated thing makes a girl invisible to me. Maybe she did it at the right age, maybe she got a C-Section, maybe I need to stop justifying it and just go with it, cuz really, it’s pictures of someone I don’t know, and reading into this when I got real life shit going on that’s far more important, but really not all that important, but more important than debating with myself about Miranda Kerr’s sex appeal, when I don’t know her, and her job is getting half naked for money….meaning my opinion doesn’t matter…and either does yours…you fucking loser.

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Cameron Diaz is Still Hot as she Holds on for Esquire of the Day

Posted on October 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As much as I find this photoshoot great…I can’t help but think Cameron Diaz is too old for this..but then again…when a bitch doesn’t have kids…even if I am sure she might as well have had kids based on all the things she has put in her vagina…her old ass can look ok…even if it is about to rock menopause…..and even if it’s seen better days…and even if it is on its last legs…it’s got a few more rounds left in it…. Lookin’ good sweetheart….

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Brooke Burke Old Lady for Shape of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Brooke Burke did Shape Magazine, because despite having accomplished little in her life, and despite having very little going for her but an active twitter and 4 dozen kids with various men, the one thing she does have going for her is that she’s fucking fit….and I figure a life of fitness on a Playboy whore I still JERK OFF TO NUDE PICS OF WHEN I’M FEELING WILD ON ….but in my defense, those pics are a decade old….but in her defense, something I don’t really feel like defending, but will…she looks pretty hot for what might as well be a 90 year old….at least based on how many miles in penis length her vagina has traveled and how many kids it has shat out…..

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Eniko Mihalik Nice Titties for HUGE of the Day

Posted on September 12, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eniko Mihalik is my kind of Hungarian model…cuz she’s busty in her rockin’ Cold War, Iron Curtain, Built on Communist Values and hard work, Down with the USSR, first in space travel, Rationed Bread line limited food, good genes cuz the weak died off before the Fall of Communism allowing her to avoid the mafia run Sex Trade body….. A body she’s not scared to show off naked in fashion shoots…cuz it is sure fucking better than making Borscht in the back of some sex club when not washing old communist party leader semen out of her vagina now that she’s too old to be properly utilized in the human sex trade…..you know a den mother at 25….but instead she whores herself out in a more glamorous, socially accepted way….Gettin Paid…

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Miranda Kerr Victoria’s Secret Catalog Pics of the Day

Posted on August 27, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miranda Kerr is awesome…..even if Victoria’s Secret shoots are boring as fuck…you know as boring as half naked Miranda Kerr can be…which apparently is not all that boring since this inspires me to ignore that she’s got herself a used by Orlando Bloom baby making pussy… So even if Victoria’s Secret isn’t all that creative…since it has been the same picture for the last 30 fucking years…I can be in scripting all the romantic things I’d do to her…like anal cuz her vagina is probably too big for my micro dick….they always are….

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Amber Heard Boring as Fuck for Terry Richardson of the Day

Posted on August 21, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I prefer when Terry Richardson shoots involve him fucking young model trash when it is all coked up and ghetto because he packages as art even if it’s just unprotected old hipster on young hipster sex ….because seeing Amber Heard’s lovely homewrecking face is alright, but I’d rather see her getting violated via her vagina…but that’s just me….

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Coco’s Ridiculous Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Coco is fucking disgusting to me…but I don’t hate her for it…I mean I can’t hate every pig of a woman who gets half naked and flashes half her vagina, or sometimes her whole vagina, while rocking a fat dumpy ass implanted ass and some fake tits, like some gutter hooker trash that she clearly is and that she is clearly good at, cuz unlike other gutter hooker trash, she secured a millionaire Hip Hop legend to be her john….if anything, I appreciate that she exists…and inspires more girls to be like this….or at least give me some weirdness to try to understand…despite being trashy, unnecessary and not very pretty…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER MODELING A SILVER WEIRD BATHING SUIT FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Brooke Burke Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on July 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Brooke Burke is another Fan of Drunkenstepfather who has blocked me on twitter because she doesn’t like being called a washed up party slut who is only famous for being a set of fake tits in a bikini and who is now famous for being the bitch who had 8 kids and manages to maintain a 6-pack and look awesome, which is probably not quite the same praise her vagina gets everytime she ets naked, but still a fucking accomplishment and something worth celebrating, because one of the things I hate in life is moms blaming their fat guts on pregnancy and not on laziness or bad diet….cuz too many bitches with kids manage to stay hot and the rest of you dumps are liars ruining everyone’s lives…. Either way, she’s in Miami in a bikini, looking good. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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