I don’t know what is funnier….Glamour Models….or the girls I see on Instagram who aspire to be Glamour Models…I guess everyone is figuring out that the real models in the world, the only ones who matter are the Glamour models…all average at best looking…with stupid big tits they like showing off…because it’s all they have going for them….because let’s face it…tits are all that really matter at least when it comes to encouraging everyday busty girls to follow in your footsteps….cuz “she’s not all that hot and I got tits…I can totally do that kind of modeling”….is a great train of thought that leads to me seeing tits I otherwise would never see…and I am a fan of that.
It turns out that not only is Mila Kunis the fucking worst….despite potentially being the best….all because of the penis she selects for her vagina….something that normally doesn’t bother me..because I know I am not fucking her, I’ve never even met her, and the penis she puts in her doesn’t concern me, I have better things to worry about….but when it is Ashton Kutcher…or the girls who put Ashton Kutcher inside them….it is all I think about when I see their pics….making her a Romantic comedy star I could once handle and even think about fucking in the most dirty of ways…and now all I see is his doppy, privileged, annoying as fuck face….a face that is now working for a rare gem company and I figured I’d post one of the pics…to see her all made up with expensive jewels on herself….because why the fuck not….
Irina Shayk is amazing….and I am not just saying that because the weird creepy photographer said she was….but because listening to her accent while looking at her fantastic face….and body….blows me the fuck away…that even these catalog shots, that are normally boring as shit when done by companies like Victoria’s Secret, are killer…..as is her ass….not to mention knowing she’s in an arranged marriage with a homosexual…makes her vagina more appealing than it already is…cuz I like girls who make sacrifices to get ahead…like prostituting themselves and not for sex….especially when those sacrifices are for satanic rituals….
I Love Kate Moss….whether it is cuz she was hated for being skinny for so many years….or because despite being a 45 year old mom, she lives this rockstar life, filled with cocaine that she was caught doing on video….and various men, most of whom were questionable rockstars, you know who shared needles and fucked groupies without condoms while not showering for weeks at a time, that definitely came inside her, making her vagina a petri dish of all things glamorous, like herpes and hepatitis and even HIV…..but she carries it so well, and is so graceful about it….and looks amazing while doing it…..making her dirty panties a pair I’d love to sniff and even wear as a gas mask when the apocalypse finally happens…her scents will keep me alert and save me…..
Miranda Kerr is amazing….and here she is for PURPLE Magazine showing a little bikini model mom butt that I would love to sniff, tastes, eat and make love to until she can’t control her bowels, which according to my gay friend will take 8 years twice a day…..but I’m sure her vagina is just as good too…despite the whole baby thing…. All this to say…I’m a fan.
This is a horrible panty upskirt of Elizabeth Banks…but she looks like she’s pushing 45 and therefore…all panty upskirt pics of Elizabeth Banks are horrible…unless you’re a freak who is into girls pushing menopause because they can’t get pregnant rather than their 20 year old, tighter, more fertile, less experienced but also less damaged and willing to learn counterparts…but that’s just fucking crazy…people like that don’t exist… What isn’t crazy is my love for girls who bike in skirts…no matter what the age is….cuz this vagina flashing happens all fucking summer…and sometimes if you’re lucky and in the right hipster neighborhood, the panties of choice are thick matted sweaty bush. My favorite…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Morena Baccarin is some socially awkward nerd icon…from being in some socially awkward nerd show called Firefly to being in some socially awkward movie called Serenity….to being in a movie called Stargate….and then V and now Homeland…it’s like so much sperm has been spilled for this babe….and now she’s in GQ UK…wearing her bra…like some kind of harlot….and you know you like it….cuz Brazilian girls, even their trannies, do it better….even when they are married…. Here are the pics.
Brittany Mason is some nobody, Miss Indiana 2008, that manaaged to get shot in her place in her underwear for Esquire…in what looks like an amateur softcore porn shoot….supported by mainstream advertising…those sleazy fucks…. In doing this shoot she also decided to show off her great ass and more importantly her vagina definition…making her worth staring at…. She’s been in Sports Illustrated, some other shit, she’s American and a B-Cup and if you look at these pics, you’ll know exactly what her twat looks like…and that’s something you all need in your life….cuz I figure every girl should introduce herself to the world like that…
UFC girls are pretty much strippers…you know the typical show girl type who moved to Vegas with big stripper dreams and tight stripper jeans….only to luck out being the vagina in an otherwise super homosexual sport… So our first UFC girl is Edith Labelle – she’s in an amazing lesbian themed video of some UFC ring girl named Edith Labelle teaching some erotic mixed martial arts shit called kimura….and it’s hot like 90s softcore porn…. And here’s some Arianny Celeste in some bikini pics for instagram….cuz she’s the den mother….who everyone loves….
Brandi Glanville does not hold back. Not only did she slash Eddie Cibrian’s tires as payback for his affair with LeAnn Rimes, but she says in her new book that she charged something personal to his credit card: Vaginal reconstructive surgery. The latest Brandi Glanville book excerpt reveals that they would have the “most passionate sex” after their nastiest arguments during their marriage. “I would ask Eddie from time to time if my vagina was the same after childbirth. He always said yes, except once,” she admits. “He was actually quite vulgar.” Glanville’s new book, Drinking and Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders , is on sale February 12. She’s now making the media rounds to promote it. Suffice it to say, between telling Rimes to go f–k herself to revealing ALL the details about her divorce, she’s making the most of her heartbreak now. Her famous feud with LeAnn and Eddie began almost immediately after the Northern Lights co-stars hooked up and broke up their respective marriages. After the spouses’ August 2009 separation, Eddie and Brandi fought bitterly over money and expenses, with Cibrian cutting off Glanville’s credit card. That’s when the model resolved to charge something on his. “I decided that since Eddie ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one,” Glanville said. Not long after the plastic surgery procedure, Cibrian – who wed LeAnn Rimes in 2011 – quickly discovered a glaring charge on his credit card statement. “A week after the vaginal rejuvenation surgery,” Brandi writes, “He was on the phone screaming, ‘What the f–k cost you $12,000? Did you get a nose job?'” “I responded simply, ‘Yes. A nose job.’ And I hung up.”
