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Josie Goldberg Disgusting in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cameltoe loses its appeal when the vagina eating the bikini bottoms belongs to a fat chick…cuz I figure fat chick vagina gets hungry and has fat lips and fat lips have an easy time sucking up fabrics…of any variety especially when the fat bitch thinks she is two or five sizes too small…. Her name is Josie Goldberg and she is a disgusting playboy alum…but that’s coming from me and I hate fat chicks, possibly cuz I married one but probably cuz I figure I’m fat enough for the two of us and too much fat makes sex a mess….a mess much like this Josie Goldberg in a bikini

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Ireland Baldwin is Alec Baldwin’s Slutty Teen Daughter He Called a Pig in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The highlight of my TWITTER CAREER was not when Ashton Kutcher’s account got hacked and I was one of 2 people he blocked, it wasn’t when Tila Tequla’s army went after me for making fun of her, it wasn’t when every single celebrity from high to low level told me off…it wasn’t even when Alec Baldwin retweeted me…putting me into a whole new level of credibility….it was when I was tipped off by

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Stacy Keibler and Cindy Crawford on the Beach but Not in Bikinis of the Day

Posted on December 30, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Stacy Keibler’s finally hanging out with the cool kids…provided you are in your 40s and thing Cindy Crawford and the dude who knocked up and married Cindy Crawford are the cool kids….something I think Keibler is pretty proud of…you know paparazzi on her at their Cabo cool kid in their 40s compound….drinking drinks on the beach…not getting in bikinis….cuz cool kid 40 year olds like to cover up the damage from child birth…it is the cool thing to do…and all she had to do was give her vagina to George Clooney….sleeping you’re way to the top is amazing competitive advantage for girls….and I wish I could actually sleep my way to the top cuz I’m tired as fuck….and need more money…

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Irina Shayk Promoting Some Bullshit Naked of the Day

Posted on December 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It amazes me that this Irina Shayk bitch isn’t promoting mail order bride services on the internet…you know at the back of the Moscow Times escort agency listings…being the face of ex-communist country sex trades…but instead is getting work promoting legit products totally naked….she’s come a long way from being some whore who landed a pro athlete that landed her a legit career….a real long way..

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Aida Yespica and Claudia Galanti in Bikinis of the Day

Posted on December 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are a couple of South American models on the beach half naked…showing ass…and not just any ass…amazing ass…reminding us that being in America sucks…cuz there is no such thing as natural bueauty there…all the pretty girls turned to obesity and the girls who are too vain to eat all the corn syrup are the same girls getting botox, implants and dying their hair some fake kind of blonde…..making me wonder why the fuck I am not living in these third world countries where my 1,000,000 dollars a month I don’t make off this site, would go a long fucking way, I’m talking harem filled with bitches who look like this…but instead I hang with a fat pig of a wife I’m about to divorce even though she pays my rent, expenses, life since I don’t have a job. Being in prison that isn’t a real prison….locked in with a fat chick is anything but Good times.

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Lindsay Lohan Doin’ The 70s Pornstar of the Day

Posted on December 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember Lindsay Lohan? She was some child star who turned into an 18 year old slut, who eventually became a 25 year old washed up drug addict with legal problems, who I loved the entire journey into the gutter, but who most people have probably forgot by now, because she doesn’t matter, doesn’t get work, and doesn’t have a very amazing PR team….She also isn’t very nice to old friends who want to help her, like me….but I haven’t forgot her, how could I when she’s skinny, busty and dressed up like a 70s pornstar….I want to bury my face in her vagina until she uses the last of her meth energy to hump my fucking face…..I don’t have a very good sense of smell, so the dirtier the bitch the better….Lohan is incredible…

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Reese Witherspoon is a Dumpy Mom of 12 of the Day

Posted on November 23, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

No matter how much this pig worksout, she’ll always be a fucking pig. I don’t get it. Maybe she should lay off the dairy products, or the deep south where she’s from fried foods. Maybe she should stop putting her faith in Jesus like the good Mormon or whatever the fuck she pretends to be, all going to church all the time, despite living her life filled with divorce and sex out of wedlock…..She’s hollywood trash playing wholesome southern woman, who if in fact was a wholesome southern woman, she wouldn’t be in Hollywood….. So here she is in workout clothes looking dumpy as shit, confusing all of us, but expecting her to blame it on getting run over a few weeks ago, cuz that’s just what fat women do…they make excuses….

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Brooke Burke is a Hot Mom of 12 of the Day

Posted on November 23, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Brooke Burke may be irritating as fuck on Twitter, which from what I understand in my limited, I don’t give a fuck, I just want to see her naked, is her primary work….but when clothed she’s hot as fuck, it’s like I’m watching Wild On back in 99 or some shit, only 12 years and 12 kids later, making me assume her vagina may be a force to be reckoned with, you know like the equivalent of the big boss on your video games, all spitting fetuses out of it’s flappy tenticle filled mouth, but the rest of her, even her fake tits, while I hate fake tits, make up for it proper…. Here she is on a date night, while her army is back home, looking hot in expensive cars….

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Megan Fox Tight Pants of the Day

Posted on November 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pictures of Megan Fox in some tight pants that I am only posting because I thought I could see vagina definition but didn’t see any vagina definition, you know seeing her pussy lip stick out like a tongue instead of her tongue sticking out like a tongue, leaving me all alone, scared, confused, and forced to remember that she keeps her vagina sacred, for a dude who played David on 90210 in the early 90s, and who has since done nothing, giving all the other losers out there hope, that one day they too may get some cunty, insecure, hot, but never naked celebrity bitch with no talent, who was replaced by a model cuz that’s how good she is at her craft, provided they have a couple million dollars…. Here are the tight pant pictures….

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Kelly Brook Does Twitter of the Day

Posted on November 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook did twitter…I mean for a Glamour model with huge tits cuz that’s what happens to working class girls in the UK for some reason I don’t understand, but assume had to do with eating too much banger and mash in preperation for a career of eating banger to get ahead….I would have expected her to do something a little more dramatic, a little more hardcore, a little more interesting, considering she did a photoshoot of her naked body while her vagina stuck its tongue out at us while her aborition was spread all over herself a few months ago….you know making you think she’d take this self shot shit to the next level…but instead this is what we get…and I’ll take it…cuz I’m a bottom feeder…

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