In case you were wondering….this isn’t Lady Gaga dragging a dude out of the river to steal his penis to staple to her leg…it is Scarlett Johansson…recently divorced, aware that her husband has moved onto the town whore, Blake Lively, figures she should dress like an 80s whore, and drag wet suit wearing scuba men out of the waters searching for missing poeple, and filling her vagina that’s been missing people…if you know what I mean..How else could you explain this?
The highlight of Maria Menounos is when she flashed the world her vagina thanks to a loose bikini and a wave ….. But her tight dress on set of the shitty show she works on, talking about celebrity bullshit, with celebrities, in what is clearly an ad paid for by the celebrities, to fill the heads of middle america with celebrity bullshit they think they need to care about, to distract from real life issues, and real life conversation…..it’s population control…don’t buy into it…. Oh right, I have a celebrity site…shit…I fuck everything up….unfortunately I don’t get to fuck Maria Menounos up…the ass…that greek goddess who I know loves anal cuz every greek girl I know loves anal…..but these pics are good enough for now…
Here’s that dip it low single mother cuz she wants to be a stereotype Christina Milian doing some bullshit with her tits hanging out cuz letting her tits hang out makes her feel like she’s still got it going on, which as far as I’m concerned she does, but then again, I’m not looking at her naked, or more importantly, I’m not testing how many fingers fit in her vagina….not that that kind of damage every turns me off….if anything it adds layers to the complexity that is Christina Milian…..or not…just look at her tits stop trying to make something interesting out of this garbage.
It’s kinda hard to get excited or even care when some Playboy chick who has re-packaged herself as a nerd reporter / correspondent because it has more longevity or maybe garners more talent and respect – because it’s real easy to have naked pics of yourself taken, but much harder to dress in fetish gear and talk about random videogames/ nerd shit….even when her costume is hugging her vagina you’ve all seen before… I get it, she was young, jumped on the Playboy train to break into the scene and now she’s doing the Jenny McCarthy…but I prefer when playboy chicks turn to porn….Mainstream is so dull…even when dressed like this… To See Her Vagina / Naked / Playboy Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I look at these pictures and all I see is a tainted slut….the girl who has let everyone inside her…likely without a condom…cuz Hollywood doesn’t do condoms….seeking some sort of man who is more famous than her to increase her value as an actor, using her vagina, like she was Jennifer Aniston…..the younger years…..all insecure in herself and in her career despite it being a success…wanting more and filling that void with famous cock…. And for some reason…I love it….cuz sluts are my jam, they make the girl go round and without them I’d never have sex and I’d never have herpes…they really mean it when they say it is the gift that keeps on giving….
The nice thing about Shauna Sand is that she doesn’t need a Halloween costume…since everyday is Halloween to her….She’s consistently bringing the slutty clown with skimpy tight clothes, a boytoy sidekick, stupid fake tits, and hilariously funny make-up….seriously, people need to get her work in horror whore movies. The other nice thing about Shauna Sand is that once you get her naked, her vagina is a little meaty monster with a meaty mind of its own…scary yet amazing….the shit gynecological students could use for some hands on experience in weird pussy… That said, can’t ever hate a bitch working the media with her gross vagina and stupid tits to get noticed…she brings sex tapes and any bitch willing to fuck on camera for money cuz they are too lazy or stupid for other options is a bitch for me…. I LOVED HER SEX TAPE FOR ITS ENTERTAINMENT VALUE AND SHOCKING GENITALS , and I’m disappointed she strapped that pussy up in panties for this publicity stunt, but my fascination with her vagina makes it impossible for me to not want to slip that shit to the side, like a little kid with a forget and an outlet…if you know what I mean… Here are the pics staged for the paparazzi…all amazing….mainly cuz I know she’s a mom of girls…meaning this legacy will live on for generations to come….as I cum….knotty.
Here are some hot pics of Lesbian in Training Vanessa Hudgens…who has traded in her mid-level sex appeal for some short hair and what looks like a face that could produce a solid mustache….you know all hairy like the 5 O’clock shadow of her vagina she once shared with us back when she was 17…..I think I’m just liking the pics cuz she’s got a good round ass in a pair of tight yoga pants…cuz when it comes to lesbianism and the women who make it up…that’s all you really need….I mean provided she is a lesbian in training and not just looking butch for non sexuality related issues…who cares…..
Ashley Greene, the Jonas Brothers pussy they didn’t fuck cuz it is against god’s way and their homosexuality, but good for business cuz Twilight is a big deal and I guess so were the Jonas brothers before their fan base got their periods, leading me to think Ashley Greene may actually be a virgin, and as someone who has never fucked a virgin, I remain fascinated with the concept, until the reality sets in that getting famous in the first place means giving up virginity at a young age to produces, as quickly as lying to the media cuz your PR people think it’s a good move….despite how tight the pants she wears are…..too tight for the real Jesus if she actually was the Christian she pretends she is….who cares…these pictures are fucking boring…I should waste my time on things like this…
Sofia the Drug Mule Vagina is holding up her titties as she walks around in a shirt….and I’m noticing because I’m pathetic and a slave to big tits, no matter how old they are, or how much support they need from forearms, like Sofia the Drug Mule Vagina is a slave tow hoever the fuck she sold her soul to in order to go from busty single mom smuggled into Miami from Colombia on a raft, to Emmy winner….and really we don’t nede to look into her histroy….we just need to focus on what’s important about her…tits…that I can only assume have nude pics from her younger years floating around cuz you don’t just go from there to here without dabbling in exposing tits on film…let’s hope someone digs deep enough and finds them…cuz I’m too lazy for investigative journalism. Sofia Vergara Sofia Vergara’s tits Do a T-Shirt of the Day Sofia the Drug Mule Vagina is holding up her titties as she walks around in a shirt….and I’m noticing because I’m pathetic and a slave to big tits, no matter how old they are, or how much support they need from forearms, like Sofia the Drug Mule Vagina is a slave tow hoever the fuck she sold her soul to in order to go from busty single mom smuggled into Miami from Colombia on a raft, to Emmy winner….and really we don’t nede to look into her histroy….we just need to focus on what’s important about her…tits…that I can only assume have nude pics from her younger years floating around cuz you don’t just go from there to here without dabbling in exposing tits on film…let’s hope someone digs deep enough and finds them…cuz I’m too lazy for investigative journalism.
To some the bridge between vagina study for medical purpose and vagina study for masturbation is not a very big one…and when it comes to masturbation – youtube the porn site that isn’t a porn site is the place to look. Rectovaginal Exam Another Vagina Exam More Vagina Exam Vagina Exam Party Some Labiaplasty One Last Pelvic Exam I don’t know what this is – but it’s medical…
