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Kate Moss in a Rape Victim Dress of the Day

You’d think Kate Moss was so old that moss was growin’ off her vagina like the corpse that is, but turns out that has nothing to do with her age, but to do with the dirty needle sharing, groupie fucking rockstars she’s compelled to fuck…because she must be a dirty needle sharing HIV pos person too…. But for some reason I find her hot, especially when she walks out of restaurants in a dress that looks like she was just raped, cuz forced sex is much more exhilerating than willing sex…cuz willing sex is no challenge. Get raped this weekend.

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Kate Moss in a Rape Victim Dress of the Day

Audrina Patridge Hides All The Good Parts

I think that all these crappy celebrity blogs have ruined the art of the upskirt picture, all these chicks now know how to get out of a car without flashing their lady business all over the interweb. Who the hell wants that? Here’s Audrina Patridge hiding all the good parts from me in a short little dress the other night. Good for you princess, well done, you must be so proud that nobody got to see your vagina. At least show us your boobs. I guess I only have myself to blame… Stupid internet.

Audrina Patridge Hides All The Good Parts

I think that all these crappy celebrity blogs have ruined the art of the upskirt picture, all these chicks now know how to get out of a car without flashing their lady business all over the interweb. Who the hell wants that? Here’s Audrina Patridge hiding all the good parts from me in a short little dress the other night. Good for you princess, well done, you must be so proud that nobody got to see your vagina. At least show us your boobs. I guess I only have myself to blame… Stupid internet.

Kim Kardashian Twitter Bikini Picture of the Day

Clearly, Kim Kardashian was craving a little attention from people the other day, because she put this bikini picture on twitter, clearly screaming “Look at me” like the little girl in the grocery store who pulls out her vagina cuz she knows it gets a reaction, only far more washed up than that…. I guess it’s cuz everyone’s been making fun of her, that she’s not being seen as the sex symbol she wishes she was and I’m not complaining, because as annoying, retarded, bad-faced Kim Kardashian is, and as much as I hate pornstars who crossover to mainstream, I still love her big ass and titties to stare at, even if I know how blackened her meat has become…. Obvious Hustle, but good hustle, I just wonder how many shots it took her to get this one at the right angle to hide her gut. Good times.

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Kim Kardashian Twitter Bikini Picture of the Day

Kim Kardashian Twitter Bikini Picture of the Day

Clearly, Kim Kardashian was craving a little attention from people the other day, because she put this bikini picture on twitter, clearly screaming “Look at me” like the little girl in the grocery store who pulls out her vagina cuz she knows it gets a reaction, only far more washed up than that…. I guess it’s cuz everyone’s been making fun of her, that she’s not being seen as the sex symbol she wishes she was and I’m not complaining, because as annoying, retarded, bad-faced Kim Kardashian is, and as much as I hate pornstars who crossover to mainstream, I still love her big ass and titties to stare at, even if I know how blackened her meat has become…. Obvious Hustle, but good hustle, I just wonder how many shots it took her to get this one at the right angle to hide her gut. Good times.

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Prisoner’s Wife to A&E: Keep My Vagina Out of It!

Filed under: Celebrity Justice The wife of a prison inmate is suing A&E, claiming the network falsely made it appear that she was smuggling drugs to her husband via her vagina. Marlorita Battle claims she was minding her own business — visiting her hubby at the Riverbend State… Read more

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Niecy Nash and her Fat Tits of the Day

Every once in a while, when I feel sad, cold, alone, I think about a big black woman breasts to nuzzle up into to warm my cold dead soul… It’s big black tits have these maternal and nurturing qualities, when they aren’t being used in dirty fetish pornos. I think it’s an Aunt Jemima fetish cuz when I first moved to America, Aunt Jemimia was all I had to comfort me in her happifyin ‘ cakes that sho’ set me singing…..Maybe it’s because I learnt English watching The Cosby Show….leaving a warm spot in my cold dead heart for black women…maybe I was a slave in a past life…or a rich British boy living in the Islands with my Diplomat father where my Nanny took me under her wing as if i was her own… I don’t really have an answer for you, I just know I am drawn to big black tits on an emotional level. They are always amazing…

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Niecy Nash and her Fat Tits of the Day

Niecy Nash and her Fat Tits of the Day

Every once in a while, when I feel sad, cold, alone, I think about a big black woman breasts to nuzzle up into to warm my cold dead soul… It’s big black tits have these maternal and nurturing qualities, when they aren’t being used in dirty fetish pornos. I think it’s an Aunt Jemima fetish cuz when I first moved to America, Aunt Jemimia was all I had to comfort me in her happifyin ‘ cakes that sho’ set me singing…..Maybe it’s because I learnt English watching The Cosby Show….leaving a warm spot in my cold dead heart for black women…maybe I was a slave in a past life…or a rich British boy living in the Islands with my Diplomat father where my Nanny took me under her wing as if i was her own… I don’t really have an answer for you, I just know I am drawn to big black tits on an emotional level. They are always amazing…

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Niecy Nash and her Fat Tits of the Day

Niecy Nash and her Fat Tits of the Day

Every once in a while, when I feel sad, cold, alone, I think about a big black woman breasts to nuzzle up into to warm my cold dead soul… It’s big black tits have these maternal and nurturing qualities, when they aren’t being used in dirty fetish pornos. I think it’s an Aunt Jemima fetish cuz when I first moved to America, Aunt Jemimia was all I had to comfort me in her happifyin ‘ cakes that sho’ set me singing…..Maybe it’s because I learnt English watching The Cosby Show….leaving a warm spot in my cold dead heart for black women…maybe I was a slave in a past life…or a rich British boy living in the Islands with my Diplomat father where my Nanny took me under her wing as if i was her own… I don’t really have an answer for you, I just know I am drawn to big black tits on an emotional level. They are always amazing…

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Christina Aguilera’s Fat in Pink of the Day

I feel like I am staring at a giant vagina and underneath the very large, pink, pussy-like dress, I probably am….I mean babies don’t squeeze their way through small vaginas…and if they do, those said vaginas don’t stay small….not that I’m a vagina expert, I like to keep my vagina knowledge recreational….you know as hobbiest gyno….since vagina is a passion and interest of mine….not that it matters…what matters is just how fucking horrible Christina Aguilera looks and thie Burlesque bullshit is just taking it all

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Christina Aguilera’s Fat in Pink of the Day