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John Lloyd and Shaina photo

Star Magic, who is handling the careers of both stars, has debunked a rumor saying that John Lloyd and Shaina were both rushed to St. Luke’s Hospital 2 weeks ago due to a medical condition called “pe-nis captivus.” ABS-CBN’s Star Magic has branded as a big lie the recent controversy hounding celebrity couple John Lloyd Cruz and Shaina Magdayao, “The Buzz” reported Sunday. According to Wikipedia, pen-is captivus happens when the muscles in the vagina clamp down on the pen-is much more firmly th

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Ginger Spice Hot Body in a Bikini of the Day

I am into Ginger Spice grabbing her tits in her bikini because despite pregancy and being retired, she didn’t give the fuck up like most bitches do. She took her stupid money and free time and hit the gym and never looked back and although a ripped bitch is always a semi-disgusting, borderline homo to like, it’s better than seeing middle age sloppiness….seriously, this is some nice, fat titty action and no matter how much I hate everything…I can never turn my back on this….even if the vagina’s got a lot more slack to it than it once did…you know it’s shape has changed over the years…but apprarently you can still fit a dick in the shit….

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Sienna Miller in a Bikini as Jude Law Sniffs it of the Day

I am not surprised these idiots are in a relationship. I mean it was pretty obvious that he was the male version of her….at least it was back when they were actually relevant, before he started balding, back when Hollywood loved light haired people with an accent, before they were rejected and forced to a life of luxury smearing their dirty genitals on each other like two prostitutes with AIDS who found each other and thought it was destiny…..I just don’t know why it took them so long to lock each other in, I mean I guess they both wanted to fuck everyone they could before giving into love…and who cares, she’s in a bikini and her body is still alright, even though my love for her has died like her vagina’s health…but she’s still in a bikini and that’s good enough for me. Pics via Bauer

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Sienna Miller in a Bikini as Jude Law Sniffs it of the Day

Shauna Sand is Still a Whore of the Day

I just want to say that I have seen Shauna Sand’s vagina and you can to if you don’t mind stomaching a sex tape that is more of a horror movie or a crime scene cuz whatever she’s got between her legs has got to be dead and rotting despite the youthful homos she recruits to fuck it and that is why I am happy she’s wearing panties while out crying for attention cuz that’s what she does….. Pics via Fame

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Amy Winehouse Hot New Tits of the Day

I hate implants, but I love Amy Winehouse…There’s just something about her lack of hygiene that makes me want to stick my tongue in her vagina to see if it burns. So here are her new tits bending over, which aren’t impressive cuz anyone can get fake tits, but her fake tits are the product of a drug overdose…she didn’t want getting out to the public, and implants for cover-ups are hot. Pics via Bauer

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Katie Holmes in her Tight Mom Jeans of the Day

The reason I watched That 70s Show when it first drop was to watch Jackie and her 15 year old ass in the tight high-waisted jeans. There was something magical about a teenage cameltoe and I used to write thank you letters to Fox and Rupert Murdoch for finding clever ways to promote kiddie porn and child erotica without getting in trouble…like the guy who wrote his name to look like a cock on Jeopardy without getting censored…. That said, I was too busy to waste my time on Katie Holmes and her dyke nerd tree hugging coffee drinking wordy bullshit on Dawson’s creek….where I thought she was average at best….amongst a gang of fuckers I’d probably beat up if I was in High School with their 30 year old still in High School asses. But for some reason, I’m digging her now. Maybe it’s cuz I know she hasn’t had cock in years, thanks to her “marriage” with Tom Cruise, maybe it’s the fact that she’s in a cult which proves she’s easy to manipulate, or maybe it’s just the tight jeans….and really who cares…… Pics via Fame

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Jessica Alba is Still Hot of the Day

Just a heads up….I can’t testify that her pussy is still up to speed or even still a pussy after the baby, but the rest of her looks alright to me and that’s all that matters to me since I’m not trying to stick my dick in her gaping hole and not touching the vagina walls, I’m just looking at pictures of it clothed and that’s all I have to say about that…. Pics via Fame

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Pam Anderson Frees the Birds in White Shorts of the Day

Pamela Anderson is brave. Not only does she still have the confidence to leave her house despite the world knowing she’s nothing but a dirty, diseased whore…Not only does she get herself on bottom feeding TV shows and goes to events and still lives in California trying to get work…..but she also still wears little white shorts like her cervix doesn’t dircharge horrible colored and smelling muscus that stains fucking white pants….like any girl who happened to get her period in a pair of white pants…it’s horrifying…and the only justification for this is that when she got her latest set of implants, she got her vagina sewed the fuck up or maybe she’s just got a few pairs of waterproof panties or that she’s shoved a role of gauze up there to prevent and Mexican Oil Spill caliber leaks…. Here she is doing some bullshit for PETA saving a bird cuz she’s vegan and needs something she thinks is important to associate herself with….cuz being a part of something make you feel less alone even if they are just using her for her celebrity…. Pics via Fame

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Muppet Cupcakes

Have some of these to clean your palette after you've downed a couple of Vagina Cupcakes . View

Shauna Sands Clown Tits of the Day

Shauna Sand is the kind of clown you hire for birthday parties, just not kids birthday parties, because her tricks involve using her vagina instead of a hat, which makes pulling the rabbit out of the shit both disturbing, disgusting, and pretty exciting, except for the fact that I’ve seen her vagina and shit looks like a week old Deli Platter with a mind of its own, like some kind of sea creature coming to eat it’s way through America, starting with Los Angeles aspiring Euro gay guys…not that you care…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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