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Father of the Day

Here’s some real life Precious shit where dude had 4 babies with his daughter, only this is the white trash version. It involves campers, Oklahoma, hillbilly looking motherfuckers who look like pedophiles, garage burials and the whole thing is so fucking twisted, but in the dad’s defense, white trash like this find it hard to understand basic concepts in life like that just because he made the vagina, doesn’t mean it is his vagina to do what he wants with….it is not part of his redneck American dream along with dragging negroes behind his pick-up truck….these hicks just can’t figure out the basic things like washing, brushing teeth, holding down a job, graduating grade school and the basic functions you think you need to survive in life….They just get hungry and eat, get boners and fuck, get angry at black folk and light crosses on their yards and all the good stuff you only find in America.

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The Perfect Vagina

Best company motto of the week: “I will have your vagina, strong and tight, in 5 days. i promise you!!!” Oh, Silas. You and your unnecessary commas. View

Some Bullsh*t Happened

The Onion mentions some crap about how I feel about the local news cycle that I'm vaguely aware of and express displeasure about in certain instances. With charts! View

Puppetry of the Penis [NSFW]

CULTURE BUZZ : These guys do live demonstrations and have put out DVDs on how to twist your penis into fun shapes (like the hamburger pictured), much like what a clown does with a balloon at a children's birthday party! The Best Links: “OMG, They Fold” via OMG BLOG Puppetry of the Vagina Video Demonstration Watch the Censored Version on YouTube Read

Yes, I’ll Honor the F*cking Embargo

Oh PR, you are my bread and butter … but this is so simple, so true, and golden. (Via Boing Boing .) Watch

Vajazzling: THE VIDEO! (vajideo?)

The complete vajazzled process… Semi-NSFW! [ Ed Note : … Oh, I don't know. There is no note that can do justice to this trend. This is what Vajazzling looks like when someone videotapes it.] The Best Links: Vajazzling is REAL [PIC] Jennifer Love Hewitt Bedazzled Her Vagina: Links, Pics, Videos, and News Watch

Jayde Nicole Craving Attention of the Day

I don’t keep track of Jayde Nicole, but last I heard she was dumped by her meal ticket and access to “The Hills”, so I can only assume she’ gone back to her roots, and to what actually got her in Hollywood, and that’s Playboy. So you can be expecting more boring staged naked pics of this cunt, because it is all she knows, and when she’s not riding one of her boyfriend’s for a free ride, she’s showing the world her vagina, hoping to land another rich guy to sweep her off her feet. It’s like going to a cattle auction, just the young, used up, money grubbing, self absorbed pussy version. Here she is craving attention… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Penis Pants!

Isabel Mastache's avant garde design for men. I'll pass, thanks. [ Ed Note : Someone needs to introduce this guy to the chick in the Vagina Prom Dress .] The Best Links: Friends Won’t Let Friends Wear Isabel Mastache’s Penis Slacks Guanabee | Isabel Mastache Designs Penis Trousers View

Sophie Monk is a Cripple of the Day

Sophie Monk was in car accident, I didn’t know, cuz she doesn’t matter, especially since her big constantly cameltoed no matter how thick her pants are vagina was in an accident too, thanks to her ex-future-husband’s wandering dick that went for a swim in Paris Hilton’s herpe-ridden sewage pipe of a vagina, only to taint Sophie Monk and her big vagina, not that herpes have ever stopped me before, but it’s always nice to remind everyone before they jerk off to her newest festish pics, which are of her bruised up, beat up, near death, crippled body that’s easy to rape cuz it can’t run the fuck away. Bonus – Here’s about as close as I can get to where her pubic hair should be if she didn’t murder it, like Benji Madden murdered her vagina…I guess it’s nice to see she’s not letting that stop her… Pics via Fame

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Rihanna In The Sweetest Outfit Ever!

I’m glad to see that Rihanna is back to her old tricks wearing weird futuristic half outfits while she shakes her shit on stage. Yesterday she was rehearsing in fat girl clothing and grabbing her vagina so I’m glad that she’s back on track. The outfit looks pretty retarded actually, but I find it hard to complain about clothing that flashes half an ass and some Rihanna boob so I guess I like it.

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