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ATTENTION FURRIES!! This plush teddy bear with an oversized handcrafted vagina is being sold on Etsy.com for only $35. Regretsy is my new favorite blog. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment
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Canadian piece of trash from a single parent home Jayde Nicole, also known for her work as Playboy’s Playmate of the Year, or the Vagina Brody Jenner has sex with, who I have had the exciting pleasure of standing next to once, but didn’t notice because she’s really nothing special to look at, if anything she’s just a short bitch with implants who dresses badly, but if I had noticed, I would have totally spat in her face or pissed on her, because she deserves to be treated like the gutter trash she is to scale down her fuckin’ ego…. That said, she’s suing Joe Francis from Girls Gone Wild for $1 Million Dollars, because she’s a money grubber and because he did what her father would have done if she had one, and that’s pulled her fucking whore hair and punch her in the eye to keep her in line.
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Jayde Nicole and Joe Francis Fight Video of the Day
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Tagged done-if-she, exploits-drunk, face-or-pissed, Girls, girls-gone, jayde nicole, like-the-gutter, Million Dollars, pouring, vagina, work
It turns out that Russell Simmons is dating a model, I originally thought she was just some fit girl he was trying to seduce on the beach with his spiritual moves in efforts to not look like a socially awkward loser who relies on his extreme wealth and success to get pussy, the kind of guy who when told he looks familiar says that he gets that all the time because he looks and sounds like some kind of familiar muppet or cartoon character, but I guess that’s just my Russell Simmons fantasy and not the way it actually goes down because anyone with an adult lisp has no choice but to milk all the money he’s made by promising fresh white pussy he will make her the next supermodel because of his ties in the fashion world, and by fresh pussy, I mean as fresh as a pussy who has worked her way to Russell Simmon’s dick can possibly be, cuz you know he didn’t take her virginity, and that this is wallet fucking is a place she’s been before….just never this high profile…. Either way, here is her young body in a bikini…. Pics via Bauer
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Julie Henderson is Russell Simmons’ Young and Probably Not So Fresh Vagina of the Day
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Tagged ashley-greene, beach, Fashion, from-the-knee, Hollywood, julie henderson, looks-familiar, Money, russell, russell-simmon, seemingly-clean, time, vagina, works-out-cuz
Alyssa Milano is a whore and I am not just saying that because she blocked me on twitter when all I was doing was trying to be her friend. If twitter was high school, she would have been the popular girl who had a party and invited the whole class excpet for me because I was the socially awkward immigrant no one really liked and were actually a little creeped out by and I guess guess that did happen to me in high school and I am sure it happened to some of you, and being reminded of it by some chubby aging cunt in Hollywood doesn’t make me happy and knowing she’s not down to earth but is superficial and high maintenance first hand makes me happy cuz I never bought her sports loving, man’s chick biullshit……but I am saying she’s a whore because of this public display of being a whore with some dude… Pics via Bauer
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Alyssa Milano’s a Fat Hairy Whore of the Day
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Tagged dance, dancing-revival, get-edited, guess-guess, high-school, Hollywood, little-creeped, Popular, socially, Sports, tits, vagina, watches-gay
A contestant on So You Think You Can Dance flashed her cunt and it didn’t get edited out and aired on TV, so I figure if that network and all their advertisers support pussy flashes, they should support me. On a side note, I never understood why this sudden interest in dance hit, you know robbing strippers from their fate and giving them real legit careers, but I guess now it all makes sense, you know since this dancing revival is responsible for pussy being on TV…… Pics via some guy and his digital camera who watches gay tv programming…
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So You Think You Can Dance Vagina Flash of the Day
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Tagged dance, dancing-revival, digital, get-edited, Hollywood, sudden-interest, vagina, watches-gay
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Tagged amber rose, attention, best-girlfriend, corner-or-gay, fag-simulate, hair-or-choose, Hollywood, life, Sex, vagina
These are some older pictures of Lohan in a white bikini, probably around a month old and since I don’t read other sites, so they are new to me. I just got excited when I saw them because they demonstrate why I love white bikini bottoms so much.
There have been numerous times that I’ve been at the public pool and the mom’s and teens rock this shit and I wonder to myself whether they have any idea that I can pretty much see their entire pussy and can practically taste the shit.
So I figured it’s a good way to start the day, especially since no dick’s been in her in at least a year, a report I really don’t believe, but they just want us to believe because nothing in Hollywood is real, especially for the people hanging on as hard as they can.
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Lindsay Lohan’s Lesbian Vagina Defined in a White Bikini of the Day
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Tagged bother-watching, drowning-while, entire, gunt, Hollywood, lesbian, Lindsay Lohan, public, start-the-day, vagina, Youtube
I was just thinking to myself “Remember when everyone wanted to fuck Teri Hatcher, it must have been a few years ago, and now I never even bother putting her pictures up because she’s old, weathered and disgusting” and then she goes and pulls this stunt… Actually, I wasn’t thinking anything to myself at all, because I generally only think bad things and try to turn that shit off with booze and procrastination, and I’d never say a bitch is too old or too weathered for me, because the older the better, from experience, to inability for pregnancy, to no memory of the events that unfolded, sign me the fuck up, so I’d never say that, but when I saw these pics, I thought shit, remember when people wanted to fuck this girl and all they did was talk about her, whether on that Superman shit or Housewives…well I guess she’s let that get to her head and hasn’t given up on herself, even though most people have cuz she’s showing a pretty solid wax and based on experience, real old ladies don’t bother maintaining that shit….only ones with egos do and that doesn’t answer my real question, which is wondering what this rotting slab of meat in her bike shorts smells like before and after triathlons she takes part on in efforts of provin’ she’s as fit as she was when people actually wanted to fuck her, but I guess I’m just a sick man… PICS via Mavrix
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Teri Hatcher’s Snatcher Does the Malibu Triathalon of the Day
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Tagged actually-wanted, bother-putting, events, from-experience, generally-only, girl, people-wanted, Pictures, too-weathered, triathlons-she, vagina
Another day, another vagina that John Mayer is linked to. It was rumored two days ago that John has rekindled his, um, messy romance with ex Jessica Simpson
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Who’s Really High-Fiving John Mayer’s Penis?
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Tagged another-vagina, blidge, kristin, mayer, messy-romance, natalie-cole, quite-work, simpson, touch, two-days, vagina, vienna
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