Here’s a bitch famous for pretending to be Kanye’s girlfriend.
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Amber Rose in Some Tight Pussy Huggin’ Pants of the Day
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The only reason why this bitch is famous is because she used her vagina proper to get her to the top. Not that she’s at the fucking top, because she’s pretty much unemployed, but she’s doing a lot better than the trash she grew up with in Australia, I’m talking about her mother. So I guess that’s why she wraps that pussy up to preserve the shit like some kind of mummy or lunch sandwich, or maybe it is to protect the world from the shit, because last time I checked her fiance cheated on her/ left her for Paris Hilton and that can do serious damage to unsuspecting genitals, you know making her camel toe more of a spitting camel toe
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Sophie Monk Defines Vagina of the Day
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Helen Mirren has one of my favorite sets of Granny tits in Hollywood, I mean they’ve got nothing on some of the immigrant Granny tits I saw when I was working as an orderly at an old folk’s home back when I had “Granny Issues” because I never had a grandma growing up, she was too busy working before leaving us high and dry, never showing up on Christmas, making me spend the rest of my life trying to fill that void, first with a cookie addiction and then with knitting classes and finally getting paid to change granny diaper and wash granny ass that would always end with me nestling up to granny tit after the medication kicked in and they’d pass out around 8 pm, and as my pervert friend from the park would say when girls in dresses walked by, you can see where her Vagina Starts and her Legs End which is something that is always quite magical….
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Helen Mirren Shows Us Where Her Legs End and Vagina Starts of the Day
Just when you think there are no good jokes about Williamsburg left, a patriotic actress strips on the L train for art’s sake, making a story for New York’s foremost vagina journalist , and all is well again.
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Passage to Hipster Brooklyn Clogged With Nekkid Ladies, For Art
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Tagged Hollywood, l train, left-image340, Nsfw, nyc, photography, subway, vagina
If you’re wondering what ex strippers with fake hair, fake tits and used vaginas turned prostitutes who got paid to give the same old, rich guy a “Girlfriend Experience” as part of his company’s overall marketing strategy, leading to spin-off projects and lots of money in their pockets all for showin a little pussy lip, are wearing this season, the answer is the obnoxious pink dress….I guess to celebrate the color their vagina once was before getting into this whore industry….
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Tagged answer, bridget marquartd, chris-brown, experience, Girlfriend, give-the-same, might-as-well, the-obnoxious, vagina, vaginas-turned, video
These pictures of 77 year old Joan Collins on vacation. A vacation from what, I don’t know, because you’d think at 77 her entire life was a fucking vacation, even on vacation from using the toilet, because at a certain age, everything kinda shuts down, dies off and waits for death, but she looks fuckin’ amazing. Seriously, lookin at her makes me wish I was an orderly at the old folks home again, at least the one where she was living, because having my way with her when she is heavily medicated, asleep, deaf and too big in the vagina area to feel me, would actually not depress me after I cum, like it used to depress me after I was done with all the other old ladies I used to service in their final years, because I’m just a good guy like that.
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Joan Collins Showing Off Her Body of the Day
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Filed under: Hot Bodies The only thing X-rated about Heidi Montag’s upcoming Playboy spread is the X-pletive you’re going to scream when you realize she’s not naked in any of the SIX PAGES of photos.Sources close to the barely PG-rated photo shoot tell TMZ, the magazine was … Permalink
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Heidi Montag — How to Spoil a Playboy Shoot…
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Here is Girls Aloud “singer” (and I use that term loosley but probably not as loosely as her vagina lips) and she’s wearing some sort shorts. All I really know about this bird-faced cunt is that she models lingerie when not too busy making shitty music, or slutting it up on stage, so I guess there’s nothing that interesting about these pictures, other than that they remind me of a chick I saw yesterday who was 18 at the most who was squatting on a bench while talking to her boyfriend
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Sarah Harding’s Legs in Shorts of the Day
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Tagged boyfriend, crotch, Hollywood, Legs, life, Pictures, sarah harding, swagger, term-loosley, vagina, wearing-some
Sharon Stone’s tits were on the cover a French magazine. I don’t feel like her tits deserve that kind of attention.
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Sharon Stone’s Tits for Some French Magazine of the Day
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Tagged basic-instinct, french, Game, Hollywood, remote, Sex, sharon-stone, tits, vagina, vagina-or-some
You know when you see Phoebe Price rockin’ Ed Hardy that shit has been dead a few times over and I’m not talking about her vagina, even if the same logic can be applied to it.
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Pheobe Price in Her Bikini of the Day
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Tagged britney, gary dourdan, hardy, hate-it-too, meaty-external, sloppy-lookin, sloppy-tit, superficial, vagina
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