Occasional R&B singer Keri Hilson knows exactly what she’s doing. The crooner with no gag reflex took to Snapchat and posted a clip of herself in a revealing outfit—and a cameo by her vagina was covered by a monkey. Continue
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Olivia Wilde, better known as Olivia Cockburn, something that people have got mad at me for saying, even though it’s her fucking name, she’s just the kind of girl who rebrands herself knowing that Cockburn has limitations, especially to someone who has actually had his cock burn on more than one occasion, we call it Chlamyds in the inner circle….of STDs….something her belly and I guess her career clearly makes me think she’s very familiar with… She’s in the kitchen with her worst kind of STD…ripping apart her body, but probably not her vagina, she’s already been there and many men have come and gone from there, that it’ll just crawl out of her eventually and she can go back to making shit movies. Dudes like her, so here she is… The post Fat Olivia Wilde in the Kitchen Where She Belongs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Ava Sambora is so marketable, yet she does the instagram hooker approach to modelng….I don’t understand how that happened, or why it happened, or how she is so disconnected with the simple steps it takes to get instagram famous, something they all want…when her mom is Heather Locklear and her dad is Bon Jovi’s right hand, both who have a pile of fucking money, they can use to help her produce good quality shit.. It’s like why pull the HADID and be a respectable model, when you can just be like Brooke Hogan or fucking whoever else had money and fucking failed at making it work because she went for trashy instead of gold, even though all of it is the fucking same and equally fucking trash… I believe in Ava Sambora…she will turn this around…ideally onto all fours so I can see more of where her asshole and pussy meet…my favorite seam on any body.. The post Ava Sambora’s in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Natalie Portman did a photoshoot for a magazine….in a bra or bikini top…or whatever the fuck she’s wearing and it’s the kind of photoshoot that could cause accidents…her fan base loyal as fuck…in part due to star wars, in part due to being Jewish and a hot Jewish girl is something Jewish guys fucking love knowing that her vagina pumps out Jewish babies, something worth more than gold, and she’s Natalie Portman, who in 1999 was the end all, be all, hub of nerd semen everywhere… So I’m not sure what this is for, why she’s on the comeback, what the deal is with Israel’s finest, but I do know she still looks good….and that’s more than I can say about myself or really anyone I’ve ever fucked. The post Natalie Portman for Some Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Natalie Portman for Some Magazine of the Day
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I hate that I’ve never fucked a black girl…because I fucking love black girls….but they don’t love me, I’m a Mexican and lower on the totem pole…not to mention my penis is too small for them…but I still fucking love black girls…so much flavor…so much soul…so exotic…so busty on a small frame…so perfect… These tits are fucking amazing….all big…and big…on a small frame…making me wish black girls didn’t hate me…so that I got the chance to make hip hop beats on her vagina with my tongue….I hear they like that….and watermelon…and fried chicken… The post Ebonee Davis Hot for LUI Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Chelsea Handler will attach herself to anything to get talked about. Her topless social media pics because I guess in her 50s, she feels like she’s still as hot as she was when she fucked producers for acting jobs that turned into comedy career and her own talk show… She’ll sacrifice herself, her dignity and showcase her tits for bigger purpose, or her content or punchline of her joke, because she’s a bit of a joke… But buying into Trump like he’s actually a threat or actually going to be the next president, when clearly he’s working for the democrats and trying to destroy the Republican party from the inside, is just the same cash grab the news are participating in…. I don’t hate any woman getting naked for empowerment, or in Handler’s case, to get attention to promote herself, especially when their fake tits are offensive old lady saggers that make me want to throw up, thanks to her vanity and self absorbed attitude that brings this type of bullshit…bullshit she can keep posting but I’m getting bored of her tits, they are uninteresting, and I’m ready for her to start sticking random objects into her asshole… This is barely clever…but fit old lady in a thong…how could it be bad… Here’s another one of her pics…for publicity…being ironic…but not really… The post Chelsea Handler is Topless Again for Publicity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Jessica Alba is a mom of two, I’m surprised her spandex pants are the only thing her vagina is eating, you’d assume it’d be filled with all kind of other shit, from kids toys, to past lovers, to wads of Cash (her husbands name is Cash and they make Cash), possibly little kids she’s walked past at the park, maybe some HONEST products and an old Sandwich… I guess what I am saying is that this pussy can’t be tight…but she’s still billionaire ALBA who has won at life.. The post Jessica Alba Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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