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Khloe Kardashian: I’ve Never Seen a White Penis!

Let no one ever say that Khloe Kardashian does not tell it like it is. On the latest installment of Kocktails with Khloe, the reality star tells Pauly Shore and other guests that she has not spread her legs for Lamar Odom in a long time. But Kardashian also gets even more personal about her sex life after Shore grills her about how she and her sisters only seem to date African-Americans. First, Shore mentions how Kim Kardashian is married to Kanye West. He then refers to Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner as the “little ones” and notes that they appear to share the same taste in men as their older half-siblings. After pointing out that Kendall and Kylie aren't so little anymore because they are both over 18 years of age, Khloe shoots back: “I’m not their vagina. So all I can speak about is my vagina. It’s all I know.” Fair enough. And this is where Kardashian makes her confession: “I’ve never seen a white penis.” Whoa there! Never? Never, ever, ever, ever? That's a bit surprising, isn't it? What happens when Khloe wonders if Shore wants to show her his white unit? Who leaves the table in disgust? If you can handle it, watch and find out below:

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Bootleg Easter Photoshoot of the Day

I used to hate these themed photoshoots that famewhores would produce because they figured they would have a better chance getting picked up by the media if they were to do something relevant to whatever the holiday or the event was…. I would just look at the low level model, with low level concepts, doing low level pictures with low level photographers and laugh to myself, ignore them, then see them on a bunch of thirsty for content blogs. In my years of doing this, I have realized that even the top shoots, the paparazzi pics, and really all content put out by anyone is as desperate and low level as this, soo when I see shit like this…I appreciate it for the raw, terrible, lameness…because it’s just so bad it’s good…rather than so bad trying to be good, pretending it is good, when pictures are just fucking pictures and so easy to capture, even on iphone… Point being, Nadeea Volianova may be a no one, her ideas may be shit, but they make her look covered in shit and I think that’s amazing…even if it’s fucking disgusting.. The post Bootleg Easter Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Rubbing Her Vag on a Horse of the Day

Let’s hope this form of Beastiality ends with some terrible vaginal disease that leaves her bed ridden for the rest of her life… I can’t imagine grinding your vagina in panties up against a horse is healthy for you pussy hole, and I can imagine your pussy hole being a great entry point for some sort of plague that people who fucking rub up on animals to get off deserve…and when it is a Kardashian we can only hope…but they seem to be immune to inter-species breeding, and belong in an actual zoo rather than a very expensive house in Calabasas… The post Kendall Jenner Rubbing Her Vag on a Horse of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Zahia Dehar Vagina Slip of the Day

For those of you who don’t know who she is, she’s a teen prostitute who was caught up in a European political scandal… She’s also brought us her ASS IN PUBLIC ….. a fashion film with Eric Roberts for Vanity Fair ……and a lingerie photoshoot for a fashion mag And today…she’s flashing her vagina at an event, because why wear underwear, when you can air out your whore pussy that needs airing out, it’s been getting paid to be fucked for a long time, and sure her face may not be the best fucking thing to look at in the world…but she’s still bright enough to sell her body…the way an empowered girl should…but more importantly…flash her twat because…put it out there…while not getting those pesky panty lines.. Making big moves I like watching her, or really any girl make….ideally in front of me at a bar, because pussy is great. The post Zahia Dehar Vagina Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Moretz at the Pool with a White Guy of the Day

When looking at Chloe Moretz in her bikini photohsoot with herself on vacation in Mexico, where she’s integrated some white guy to distract from the recent gossip that she was fucking Chance the Rapper…I am forced to wonder one very important thing about her 18 year old existence and that is…what is the biggest thing besides a dick that she’s put inside her vagina…since turning 18, obviously…perverts…. She’s boring, I wonder what shade her asshole is… That’s all for now…stay tuned more insight from me… The post Chloe Moretz at the Pool with a White Guy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hey Girls, What’s Your Number of the Day

I have a funny little sweatshop, where I sell really random t-shirts, in what I like to call a failed, mismanaged, terrible mess, that reminds me that I am a drunk, useless and unable to peddle merch like I was a rock and roll band, because who the fuck would wear something I put out there…from nuns giving blowjobs, to my face on a shirt…that goes over well for my zero fucking fans…but the “Hey Girls, What’s Your Number?” shirt…is the all time favorite, the shirt I thought no one would buy that sold out… And here’s Cannon Show the master of the @step_GIRLS project….and this is his artistic interpretation of the Vagina Chart Shirt …with model and busty babe @Myrlande12 – showing you her vagina for you to figure out her fucking number…and it’s MAGICAL… DrunkenSweatShop and VAGINA CHART SHIRT DrunkenSweatShop and VAGINA CHART SHIRT The post Hey Girls, What’s Your Number of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jaime King’s In a One Piece of the Day

I call this outfit “I have stretch marks from all the baby making I’ve participated in first hand…just be glad I’m not naked and my vagina isn’t spilling out…pretty much everywhere”…. Her name is Jaime King. She was a model in the 90s, I think…she’s gone onto very important things, like being friends with Taylor Swift….and now she’s taking bikini advice from her…because that’s just how influential Taylor Swift is… I liked her better when her name was James King and she was on heroin.. at 14…because she tried it on her first modeling job in 1994…when heroin was in…something these lame instagram models will never know…. I guess I’m a purist like that….I am old enough to remember her at 18…and I think there’s something raw and real in a person when living the New York model / party life in that era…something that died when they go Hollywood… But for a 40 year old…she’s doing ok…as long as she covers the fuck up… To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Jaime King’s In a One Piece of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Olympic Dream McKayla Maroney’s Vagina in Shorts of the Day

Here’s your McKayla Maroney, American Hero, Gold Medal Winner…who was 16 at the time she won, and now probably pushing 20, but who spent those 2 years of famous and underage…being as slutty while innocent as possible…to not lose any endorsement deals…or to offend the Olympic team…all while speaking directly to her fans…a gang of middle age Olympic watching perverts who liked her youthful leotard clad body and it’s flexibility… I’ve heard stories that all these obscure sports leagues, like Gymnastics, or swim team, or figure skating…you know the not PRO sports have a small group or scene that all fuck each other…because they are so embedded in it…and constantly see the same characters and stay at the same shitty hotels thanks to their parents forcing them into this…thanks to seeing talent and Milking it hard… So she knows whats up…while I try to know what her vagina looks like…because I’m as perverted as you… The post Olympic Dream McKayla Maroney’s Vagina in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katie Holmes is Wet and Sniffing her Vagina for Ocean Drive of the Day

Katie Holmes is sniffing her vagina for Ocean Drive magazine, assuming that this model of Katie Holmes that Tom Cruise an his Scientology team created even gave her a vagina, maybe she’s looking for her vagina, because that as we all know Tom Cruise fucking hates vaginas… She’s looking older, haggard, like she has seen some shit…but those of you who liked her back on Dawson’s creek, before she was abducted, can probably still find joy in this….what once had potential to be gold, but who is now made of gold, becuase the conductivity is best for high end components…and/or beause she had Tom Cruise’s baby and that dude will Charlie Sheen a bitch to keep her mouth shut…about the Gay HIV he may or may not have and or just the Gay that he definitely has…and tries to repress thanks to his cult.. Fascinating… The post Katie Holmes is Wet and Sniffing her Vagina for Ocean Drive of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristen Stewart for Chanel of the Day

Style icon….Kristen Stewart…who you’d probably think of as more of a molested teen in an oversized shirt and jeans…sulking in the corner…because being molested makes a bitch sad…especially when the molesting is from her own father…leaving her with no one to trust… Is the new face of Chanel… Because I guess as an actor, she can turn that frown upside down…well almost upside down…or upside down enough to be the apathetic, straight faced, dull actress that she is…. So I guess Chanel saw her as an Oprah style makeover from the 90s, knowing she’s a big name, and figuring “let’s use that one, she’s like a blank canvas”..all thanks to being that almost androgynist she is… Who cares, here’s the preview she got paid millions for…and I got paid 0 for…fuck you Chanel and Kirsten Stewart for winning… The post Kristen Stewart for Chanel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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