Emily Ratajkowski may not be hot, she may have a bird face, her tits may be sloppy and her body not tight, but she is the greatest scam of 2014, or was it 2013, I can’t keep track of this bullshit, I just know she got naked, as nude models do, in the right venue and all of a sudden she’s sucking Ben Affleck’s dick for a movie role, like it was early on in her career and he was Kanye… I don’t hate Em Rata, I just think she’s masterminded some shit, because there are countless hotter girls than her in the world, but I guess they aren’t as smart at maneuvering… So here she is doing lingerie catalog work…probably making 50,000 to 100,000 dollars, while you make 12 dollars an hour sucking at life…if you’re lucky…
No one cares who Dakota Johnson is, I am going to assume not even her mother, Melanie Griffith, because she’s probably too busy being a broken celebrity daughter who became a celerbity of her own, all narcissistic and fucking everything to fill the void of quitting cocaine to be a mother…assuming that she’s quit cocaine…but definitely filling he her vagina, not just now that she’s old and dried up with Banderas is out of the picture, but before, when Don Johnson and every other man she’s had come in and out of Dakota’s life, preparing her for her role as 50 Shades of grey….. But I care about her vagina definition in a pair of leggings…not that much, but at least enough to look at it for a while… Come February, she may be a huge deal…for now she’s just huge outter labia…or huge enough for me… TO SEE THE REST OF HER CAMELTOE CLICK HERE
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Clearly troubled star Amanda Bynes now says she was obviously kidding when she fantasized aloud about killing her parents in a shocking new audio tape. Come on, people. Do you even know her?! Can’t you take a joke? A friend of the star recorded Amanda Bynes talking about killing her parents in alarming detail while driving around with her in a car at some point recently. She describes the hypothetical murders at length, and in detail. Bynes rambled, ranted and raved about how her father deserves to be left in a ditch and that if you only knew what she’s been through, you’d understand. The friend sent the recordings to TMZ in hopes that medical professionals would realize what a dire situation she’s in, but Bynes says it was all in jest. In a series of tweets, she explains that obviously she’s not really going to slit her dad’s throat and her mom’s wrists … despite having said that and more: “By the way – i was obviously joking about hurting my family – i straight up don’t believe in harming a soul,” Bynes wrote, going on to explain further: “I said what I said in jest & if you don’t understand that then know I’m in therapy to talk about my dad issues and that will solve my concerns with ppl invading my private life.” You won’t believe what she also said to help make her point. 45 Seriously OMG WTF Amanda Bynes Photos 1. Amanda Bynes is Dope Amanda Bynes thinks she is dope. The actress has posted this photo to Twitter. “When I said I want @drake to murder my vagina did anyone think I was asking him to actually murder my vagina… I think not,” declared the actress. “So take what I say lightly because I am the nicest girl.” Bynes, of course, wanted Drake to murder her vagina last year when she began to exhibit the signs of erratic and unstable behavior that now define her. Absurd logic aside, she may well have been joking around or just ranting harmlessly, but her mental state these days makes it hard not to fear the worst. Pray that this doesn’t end very, very badly.
Katy Perry posted this pic of herself in bed in a nightgown – and I don’t really know what to think about it – because for years I’ve hated on Katy Perry for being this low rent, yet insanely successful viral popstar in this new generation of music….I hated that I knew the lyrics to her songs without ever listening to her songs…and I hated the noise that game with her…but I always loved her tits, they were her one redeeming factor, and seeing them like this, in bed…is almost romantic and beautiful…even when I hate everything it fucking represents….but I hate how much I like it even more…
I think Miley Cyrus is amazing, I know she’s a full of shit, spoiled brat, who is probably the worst to hang out with, but she’s an exhibitionist, she’s playful and silly, and she’s kinda hot in her annoying hick trashy turned lesbian hipster from LA with lots of money way….I’m a fan… I’m not just saying that because I have a pantyhose fetish and have sniffed and fucked various girls in pantyhose over my career as a pervert…or maybe I am…there’s just something hot about the semi see through opaque glimpse into the hell that is her vagina…even though as someone who has fucked pantyhose knows how bad the feet area smell…I can look past that…because it’s safe to say Kim K broke the interent, and Miley is Fixing it…right?
I am too lazy to do background research on Shay Mitchell…but figure she’s a stripper or was a stripper prior to booking Pretty Little Liars a show that made her extremely fucking famous, at least to a core audience of tweens, that I am sure she will leverage to make better career choices so that she doesn’t need to go back to this life of poll dance… All I know is that if she was on stage at my strip club dressed like this, doing this, I wouldn’t put the dollar in my mouth to have her pick up with her vagina…if anything I would think she was mocking sex workers…and maybe she is…
Apparently, this is Virgin Island Virgin who is probably not a Virgin because no one is, especially when she’s working in the modelling industry and models are never virgins, it’s almost a prerequisite that they have herpes that they landed from really rich dudes, or clients who they essentially “escort”, even when they are rich on their own…. That’s not to say that this is model has herpes, or escorts men to events, I don’t even know if this is an actual model, even if it is HANNAH DAVIS …from Sports Illustrated fame….that is hardly even fame… But it could be….some nude selfies that are less skimpy than the bathing suits she’s paid, or asked to wear for photographers…so there’s no scandal here, but we love selfies…so here they are…. She’s 23 and looks 40….When the NUDES are PG-13 – we can assume they are fully staged by the agents… Here’s Hannah…
Lily Aldridge bores me. She’s hardly got a body, but is still an alleged lingerie supermodel because the general public gets sucked into the whole Victoria’s Secret marketing campaign that this brat is a part of… She’s essentially been a scenester who fucks guys in bands, and in doing that, she’s met the key people in her “circle”…and pulled a massive scam…where she went from doing tampax commercials to this…. That’s not to say she’s a horrible person just because she’s connected, even if she’s probably are horrible person…it’s just to say that she’s not that great, despite what we can assume she thinks about herself and now she’s in GQ UK….half naked…like her mom…who was in Playboy…only without the vagina lips…
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