Sometimes the only thing we need is an Australian gold digging model in a bikini all greased up looking pretty amazing with her amazing bikini model body to remind us how shitty our lives are because we are looking at pics of these girls and not being suffocated by their vaginas as they drip off our face. We’ve all failed, she’s won, except for the Paris Hilton herpes she got when landing Stavros the billionaire, what a pussy wouldn’t do for a billion dollars is very limited….so here are the pics.
I watched this on mute, so that is probably way I don’t want to phusically remove her from my computer screen via her fake hair, fake tits…you know a cunt punch straight through my computer screen…. So my perspective is just tight bodied busty girl who pretends she’s 18, cooking, without all her nonsense jokes….and that’s a good thing…possibly even a fetish…cuz girls cooking, now that they are all independent and shit, is pretty much fantasy, especially where I live. Ridiculous, looking good, I appreciate her hustle. It’s a lot of fun….and my pug liked it too. What a horrible, unhealthy, disgusting meal…but when made by a haggard stripper on a quest for fame…I would love to eat it…. TO SEE HER DOING HER BIKINI CAR WASH FOLLOW THIS LINK Videos Mexican Weather Girl Cameltoe of the Day In Mexican weather girl news, here is a clip from one of our finest, even if I haven’t been to Mexico in 4 decades, I’m still fucking Mexican people, showing her camel toe on the job. I figure it’s just typical Mexican vagina behavior, you know hungry for tight pants, while waiting to be off the air to fill the void with semen, in efforts to have 15 kids to make the new pope proud. They start young, they keep it Catholic, but at least they give us a glimpse into their vaginas world, before it is too late and they are too fat to bother with. Making me a fan of this thickness and her pussy lips.
In Mexican weather girl news, here is a clip from one of our finest, even if I haven’t been to Mexico in 4 decades, I’m still fucking Mexican people, showing her camel toe on the job. I figure it’s just typical Mexican vagina behavior, you know hungry for tight pants, while waiting to be off the air to fill the void with semen, in efforts to have 15 kids to make the new pope proud. They start young, they keep it Catholic, but at least they give us a glimpse into their vaginas world, before it is too late and they are too fat to bother with. Making me a fan of this thickness and her pussy lips.
Jessica Clark is some openly lesbian dyke who is so lesbian that she is married to another lesbian that isn’t even Ellen so it isn’t for a social climb, but instead for a hatred of cock and a love for eating pussy, because either she was raped, molested as a child or has some kind of hormonal imbalance, since genetically, it makes no sense for a woman to not like cock, it’s against the natural process of their vaginas… What is also against the natural process of a vagina, is whatever the fuck True Blood made Jessica Clark attach to her lesbian, possible but unlikely, virgin vagina to make her look like she’s naked, but instead makes her look like someone glued some weirdness on her twat…. But she’s naked on TV and that’s the real progress in what she does….the dick hating lesbian shit is just annoying.
I don’t watch Weeds….I don’t know who Mary Louise Parker is….I do watch skinny dipping…just not nearly enough…because I’m never invited to places where people skinny dip…but I have been knowns to look over fences when walking by backyards late at night where I hear people swimming or getting their fuck on in the pool and that’s good enough for me…cuz my whole objective in the shit is seeing pussy I haven’t already seen – presented in a fun and innocent way…cuz trying to convince girls to give me pussy puppet shows by reading dialog as they open and close their vaginas…just weirds them out.
Sir Richard’s condoms, last seen defending the honor of sluts everywhere, is back with another provocative campaign from ad agency TDA_Boulder, this time asking women to share “rules about what they won’t put in their vaginas.” Judging by the video below, it’s more about who they won’t put in their vaginas—although Sir Richard’s at least promises it won’t add any chemicals, either. The campaign, timed… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : adfreak Discovery Date : 16/05/2012 21:53 Number of articles : 2
Here is Shauna Sand hanging out with her old lady stripper body, stupid fake its, and a stack of money she got from either making porn with male prostitutes she staged as being leaked in hopes of getting a bit of a career going like she was a Kardashian 10 years too late , savings from doing nude photoshoots over 2 decades ago, escorting cuz that’s what people who look like this normally do, all plastic and scary and willing to fuck…despite how scary their vaginas look….or alimony from her ex husband Lorenzo Lamas… Her hair less blonde…a lot more sublte, maybe she’s officially society and not the spic trash we all assumed she was…..but I know classy, toned down or not, her vagina is probably just as dead… I’ve been keeping tabs on her for a long time …I even had the EXCLUSIVE on her Sex Tape ….and I think these pics are a glorious addition to my Shauna Sand archives…She’s amazing now BUY THE SEX TAPE – IT IS WORTH IT …..
I don’t pay attention to politics, world affairs, arab people, wars, or anything of the sort, it takes away from my focus on when I am going to get my next drink and who I am going to pay as little as possible to masturbate on…if you know what I mean…but I did think it was nice to see Godaffi’s son using his family fortune for good thru slutty bitchs…cuz that’s really the arab life…if you know how to spend oil money wisely…while all the other peasants are busy plotting death to everyone not arab…not realizing what their leaders are actually doing with their wealth….It all makes sense to me. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
MOM NIPPLES!!! All swollen and filled with milk and it’s host woman exploiting them because despite getting in movies on TV, she’s never been noticed for her tits…cuz before the baby…there weren’t any….so lets celebrate the one good child birth brings a woman…despite how much they will argue it being some life changing thing that brings great joy to their life that they are meant to feel and that will last forever because there is no bond like a mother and child and that it hardly damaged their vaginas or bodies in the process….it’s all lies….but what isn’t a lie is the improvement in boobs….here are the pics…
Here are some pictures of Annalynne McCord’s tight hot body that everyone in her shitty home town used to compliment enough to give her the confidence to move to LA and suck dick onto a really shitty show…feeding her ego and making her think it is gonna last, even though the rest of the world knows she’s on borrowed time and the second her stint on 90210 the Next Generation is up, she’s heading back to that home town to work that diner and be the local who almost made it…and I have a feeling in the back of her mind she knows it…otherwise she wouldn’t be taking any TV spot she can get…like American Gladiators…you know milk it while the cow’s still alive or something….she also works the paparazzi, is ridiculously tacky…but that hot body’s alright to look at…especially since it thinks it has staying power…cuz watching the fall from the top gives us all something to look forward to….
