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Sophia Loren Better Late than Never Legendary Nipples on Vacation of the Day

Posted on August 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t really know what is going on here…but that’s just because she’s an old sloppy woman who is slowly melting…leaving her tits a seriously confused mess…one that might be as confused as her old fucking brain…but that’s not to say that there’s anything wrong with that…it’s part of old pussy charm…you know part of the reason you apply for the job working as an orderly at an old folks home…cuz the women are easy, don’t remember you molesting them, and when they tell their family you molest them, no one believes them and while you’re molesting them, they love every fucking second…even though their vaginas are big and scary….it’s worth the risk….not that it matters… What matters is that a legend of the silver screen…a woman so many men jerked off to….is showing some nipple in a better late than never paparazzi capture of amazingness…good hustle….I just wish she was fully nude…cuz like a scientist, I want to know what’s going on down in her underwear…but I’ll settle for old lady saggy yet legendary tit…cuz I really have no choice.

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Josh Duhamel Escorted Off Plane After Taunting Flight Attendant, Refusing to Turn Off Phone

Posted on December 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Josh Duhamel Escorted Off Plane After Taunting Flight Attendant, Refusing to Turn Off Phone

Alleged actor Josh Duhamel was escorted off of a plane after refusing to turn off his BlackBerry yesterday. Hey … there are crucial NBA scores to check, alright? Duhamel was on a flight from New York to Kentucky when a flight attendant asked him to turn off his phone before takeoff. Indignant, he would not do so. A passenger says he was “very rude,” even “taunting the attendant.” And you wonder why Steven Slater peaced out in hilarious, illegal fashion this summer. DUHAMEL-NO , he won’t go! Wait, actually he will … According to TMZ, the flight attendant asked Fergie’s husband to turn off the device three separate times, and the third time, Josh laughed at his request. Duhamel’s reaction infuriated the attendant, who then called for backup. The plane, which was already on the runway, was turned back to the gate . Officers boarded and escorted Duhamel off. Passengers were pissed, and rightfully so … this was a bigger waste of time than any episode of Las Vegas . Duhamel’s rep told TMZ, “He’s sorry.” How moving.

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Eva Mendes in Another Funny or Die Bullshit Video of the Day

Posted on August 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Will Farrell owns Funny or Die. Eva Mendes is in his new movie that he’s hoping will be the comeback he needs since all his movies are irritating as fuck and some people can’t handle the fact that they are irrelevant, even if they have a popular website, so in trying to make his movie huge, he is using his hot bodied costar on his website to get any traction he can and unfortunately his movie is going to be a huge deal cuz people are idiots and buy into anything they are told to, but at least I get to see more Eva Mendes as she’s part of his promo campaign…something I never get bored of even if I get real irritated by it and it’s unfunniness.

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Cheryl Cole’s Legs in Shorts of the Day

Posted on August 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cheryl Cole is wearing shorts. It is summer. So are many girls. Some with equally ugly prison tattoos they got back when they were stripping. Others with milky skin I dream about tainting with my seed. All equally relevant thanks to the one thing they have in common…their vaginas….that’s all I have to say about that… Pics via Bauer

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Kate Walsh and Her See Thru Dress of the Day

Posted on July 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t remember who Kate Walsh is and I don’t really feel like googling why the paparazzi are taking pictures of her….cuz I am only posting the shit cuz it reminds me of one of the reasons I love summer…which is bitches in light fabrics walking against breezes so that I can pretty much make out the definition of their vaginas….even if there vaginas aren’t on my top 100 things I want to taste before I die…even though she’s a redhead and redhead pussy is like a guilty pleasure you don’t want to tell your friends and family about but you love it in the moment cuz it feels so wrong kinda thing…even though I’ve never had redhead pussy out of fear of it back when I had the chance cuz no one else wanted it and the bitch cursed with the disability was eager to get anything inside her…but you live and learn…. Pics via Bauer

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Elizabeth Hurley with Some Bitches in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on March 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s something sketchy about about a bitch peddling product she hires bitches to wear so that she doesn’t have to put it on…It makes the consumer think, if she doesn’t wear it and goes so far to hire a motherfucker to wear it for her, there must be something wrong with it….maybe her bikini line causes rashes, or maybe it causes yeast infection, or maybe it causes skin cancer, fuck I don’t know, that’s gotta be the only reason why she wouldn’t slip into the shit, when she knows all people care about when they buy her bikini line is seeing her wear her bikini line, otherwise people would buy the non-Elizabeth Hurley bikini line…. I mean unless she’s just self conscious of her old, tired, saggy, sloppy, disgusting body that was once prime and loved by everyone, and if that’s the case, she has no business using her name to market the shit…cuz a twat who avoids bikinis isn’t really a relevant expert on bikinis no matter how hard she rocked them in the 90s…. Either way, the whole thing is very upsetting and confusing, but at least the bitches in the bikinis with her are worth lookin’ at…. Pics via LFI

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Selena Gomez in a See Through Shirt of the Day

Posted on March 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t really know what all the rage about Selena Gomez is, but then again, I’m not 12 and I’m pretty out of touch, but I do know that if I was 12, I would just think of her as a second rate, maybe even retarded looking version of a Venessa Hudgens, only she doesn’t get naked, yet…but this selection in shirts is probably a good preview of what’s to come, because you know as people get older and more irrelevant, they have no problem leaving exposing their vaginas in order to get any attention to have just a taste of what they once had…and here she is in her see through shirt…next time let’s just hope she loses the bra…cuz retarded looking girls with a lot of money nipple is better than no nipple….True Story…seriously…if you don’t believe me…google that shit…you’ll see I’m right. Pics via Fame

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Gillian Cooke Brings the Bobsled Porn of the Day

Posted on January 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s British Olympic bobsled team member Gillian Cooke flashing the world her ass because her bobsled outfit isn’t quite as strong as her hunger to win….I don’t really know shit about Winter Olympic athletes because women athletes look like fuckin’ dudes to begin with and I can only expect when they are at the Olympic level their vaginas are actually testicles, cuz if you check out the legs on this bitch, it’s safe to say she doesn’t get too much cock, unless the cock is from someone else on her team, cuz the average man is scared of this shit unless they live this shit and I guess what it all comes down to is flashing your ass on TV accidentally is classic comedy, I’m talking 3 Stooges shit so who cares what she looks like and just laugh at her instead….

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Bar Refaeli in Her Bikini of the Day

Posted on October 13, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A Hebrew magazine in Tel Aviv just did a 6-page feature on me. Let’s hope Bar Refaeli is sitting in her luxury apartment by the beach, coming off a cocaine binge from last night, reading that magazine, because I think she should know about me and fall in love with my charming translated words, forcing her to masturbate to my pic then to haveher people call my people, even though I don’t have people, resulting in a first class ticket to Tel Aviv, where she will put her vagina on my face, to prove that Jewish girls don’t actually taste any different than non Jewish girls, unless they are smuggling money across borders in their vaginas during war, but I know if anything, she’ll probably ignore the article, making my whole Israeli takeover totally obsolete….and forgotten…..but what won’t be forgotten is her hot body in a bikini cuz pictures are fucking timeless and even in 20 years, you’ll be able to find these and jerk off and that’s kind of an amazing thing

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Megan Fox is The It Girl

Posted on September 25, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Megan Fox has said that director Michael Bay is like Hitler and that women are in charge of men, due to the power of their vaginas . Still, she may have uttered her silliest, most ironic quote in the October issue of Nylon .

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