I’ve never heard of Alicia von Rittberg but after seeing her at the’Fury’ premiere, her breasts will never leave my mind. OMG! I don’t know how I never came across these throughout the years, but I’m glad I finally did and from now on, Alicia’s boobs will be always have place in my heart. However, I’d prefer in my hands. » view all 26 photos Photos: WENN.com
It’s that time of season when every celebrity heads to Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch to get a chance to get there very important photo op. Here is Alessandra Ambrosio showing that she is a good mom and bringing her daughter to choose the perfect pumpkin for Halloween. Isn’t that sweet? Anyway, I think she could have left the daughter at home and worn her Victoria’s Secret work clothes. Just my opinion. Photos: Fameflynet
It’s that time of season when every celebrity heads to Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch to get a chance to get there very important photo op. Here is Alessandra Ambrosio showing that she is a good mom and bringing her daughter to choose the perfect pumpkin for Halloween. Isn’t that sweet? Anyway, I think she could have left the daughter at home and worn her Victoria’s Secret work clothes. Just my opinion. Photos: Fameflynet
Marissa Seraphin is some model you’ve probably never heard of. From my extensive research, she’s an American Apparel model, which pretty much means she was one of the American Apparel hot, young and awesome employee who worked in one of the stores like the other cool kids in her town, who submitted pics in their corporate sexting campaign with the company owner…leading to some ads that were seen by a lot of people, but that they weren’t paid for…which doesn’t fucking matter.. What matters is that she makes up a very important part of our society. She represents the future of girls. Who grew up on porn and who don’t think getting naked is a big deal… Because it is not a big deal. You see, in my era, getting a tit pic would have been fucking hell, it was before digital, you needed a polaroid and the girl would destroy said polaroid and the kind of girl was questionable..now, the hot chicks who wouldn’t fuck you back then, are the girls getting naked…it’s awesome. Photographer is ALESSANDRO CASAGRANDE – he’s good.
Her name is Rosalind Lipsett … She’s an Irish model with an amazing bikini body, but more importantly, she’s into having fun and joking around….. You see, she doesn’t take herself or modelling as career too seriously, and instead likes to poke fun at it, like you want to poke fun at her, with your penis…. She’s coined the term Modelbombing….where a model, in full model form, and full model costume, goes out in public places and goes full on modelling…pretty funny stuff….
Natasha Barnard is a South African model, who before doing this very important shoot for Freya Lingerie, was in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit, because I guess Sports Illustrated likes South African girls, they use a handful of them in their nonsense… Maybe they use a South African photographer, or maybe these models come at a discount, due to the risk associated with them having HIV according to their national HIV stats, a risk that I don’t consider a risk when they look like this, because I’ve had unprotected sex with way fucking worse that probably had a higher risk of HIV thanks to a life of living on the streets, needle sharing and prostituting… Not that any SI models actually get paid, that’s why they all go onto score rich husbands… Either way, here’s the lingerie…..boring catalog nonsense…
Natasha Barnard is a South African model, who before doing this very important shoot for Freya Lingerie, was in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit, because I guess Sports Illustrated likes South African girls, they use a handful of them in their nonsense… Maybe they use a South African photographer, or maybe these models come at a discount, due to the risk associated with them having HIV according to their national HIV stats, a risk that I don’t consider a risk when they look like this, because I’ve had unprotected sex with way fucking worse that probably had a higher risk of HIV thanks to a life of living on the streets, needle sharing and prostituting… Not that any SI models actually get paid, that’s why they all go onto score rich husbands… Either way, here’s the lingerie…..boring catalog nonsense…
I don’t think I’ve done too many posts on Norwegian bikini models before; in fact, I think Merethe Hopland here might be our first ever. In which case, that means the door’s wide open for her to take the title of the Tuna’s favorite Norwegian. Exciting times, I know. Anyway, these bikini pictures are a great start, now all I need Merethe to do is send a few lingerie shots to my inbox and/or agree to go on an overnight date with me. What? You didn’t think I was just going to hand the title to her, did you? I take this stuff seriously, it’s a very important honor. Stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a punchline. » view all 19 photos
The other day Kylie Minogue reminded us that Breast Cancer didn’t rob her of her femininity…but rather did the opposite because she’s hotter than ever and I am all about her SEXERCIZE VIDEO despite memories of her in the early 90s making it hard for me to be into someone born the same decade as her…you see, because she’s old as fuck… But here she is in some magazine, looking amazing, like some kind of freak of nature who can’t really be australian, since every Australian I know, turns into some kind of shrivelled looking sun damaged alligator-faced monster that could have killed Steve Irwin, if the stingray didn’t beat them to it… So I’m here thinking maybe the cancer treatments also killed the aging process, or maybe she’s now some genetic freak, but ultimately, none of that matters, what matters is that she’s perfect.