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Brittany Daniel 38 and in a Bikini of the Day

Brittany Daniel is 38, but when she was 11, she was a Doublemint Twin, because she had parents who were smart enough to exploit the fuck out of their freak of uterus situation…enterprising. That lead to a very important career in shows like Sweet Valley High and that’s pretty much it – she hasn’t worked since…except for the other day when some random pervert found her on instagram because he remembered jerking off to her in the 90s…that or he read recent reports about her battling cancer since 2011…only of find that she’s working it on instagram and at 38…this bitch still has it going on.. Someone needs to give her a second chance at least at a sex tape because I am a fan..and that should be enough reason for anyone to invest in her.

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Rockstar Daughters for Love MAgazine of the Day

Here’s Atlanta Bean, who I was standing next to the other day in Miami but she didn’t try to make out with me like most girls I stand next to because I guess she’s one of those “too cool”, “I’m in magazine Christmas Videos in my Lingerie” kind of girls…She’s the daughter of some UK rockstar I am not going to bother googling, we follow each other on twitter, and she may be my soul mate….my soul mate who you may not find hot so here’s Daisy Lowe…who is amazing because of all the emotional trauma that happens when your dad is Gavin Rossdale and your stepmom is Gwen Stefani, but they make you get a paternity test to prove it, before he decides to pretend to love your ass. Perfect level of daddy issue for me.

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Billie Faiers Big Titties in a Bikini of the Day

Billie Faiers has some silly tits…Now you probably don’t know who she is, because I don’t know who she is, and I have this very very very important website that is tapped into this world of girls who paparazzi take pics of…and I still had to google her…because this low level is from the UK and on some show called the TOWIE and she doesn’t matter, but her big silly tits do, at least when they are in a bikini… She’s 23, has the botox and plastic surgery of a 40 year old mom and her rejuvenated vagina, and she’s in Dubai, probably being sold off to some rich Arab…who likes owning things that don’t look very expensive but probably think they are expensive….because that’s how trash girls like this are…they don’t realize they are garbage. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kylie Jenner Shoots Down Lil Twist Dating Rumor

Kylie Jenner would like to interrupt your holiday weekend by making a very important point: She is NOT dating Lil Twist . The reality star was forced to take to Twitter after photos of her grabbing frozen yogurt with the rapper hit the Internet – and the blogosphere leaped to its next logical/romantic conclusion. “Media always making it seem like I’m dating everyone I’m seen with,” Kendall wrote online. “Makes no sense to me. Don’t listen to everything u see, people.” Jenner was, however, spotted alongside Jaden Smith at her father’s beach house on July 4th, as rumors of those two dating have been floating around for weeks now. We’re gonna go ahead and believe that one. Sorry, KJ.

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Bregje Heinen is a Naughty Model of the Day

Bregje Heinen proves one very important thing in life…and that is that if your name is “Pile of Shit”….or “Period Stains”….or “Moldy Fucking Asshole”…..as long as you’re a babe…showing off a hot little body….it’s all ok….cuz if Bregje, a name that sounds like a wet dirty mexican food shit, was 400 pounds and working at Wal Mart….it would not have the same “angelic” sound to it…. Here she is modeling…pretty well….

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Beyonce Responds to Lip Sync Controversy, SINGS National Anthem at Press Conference

Take this, haters. With talk somehow still circulating around the Beyonce lip sync scandal at last week’s Presidential Inauguration, the singer took to the podium today at a Super Bowl press conference and first address the issue. “I am a perfectionist,” she said. “I did not have time to rehearse with the orchestra. It was a live television show and a very important moment for me.” And in case that wasn’t satisfactory enough, the Sasha Fierce one that SANG live for reporters. Watch her new Star Spangled-Banner performance now: Beyonce Sings National Anthem at Press Conference Earlier in the day, Beyonce miscarriage headlines also popped up over the Internet after the superstar opened up about the most traumatic event in her life. That’s a terribly sad story, but at least it may have given her perspective over the past week to shrug off this total lip-synching nonsense. Can we all put it to rest now?

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Adriana Lima In Sexy Daisy Dukes

It took long enough, but Adriana Lima finally took me up on my advice to head out in a pair of Daisy Dukes and show off her sweet MILF legs. Of course, it’s too little too late to qualify her for the MILF of the Year title, but hey, it’s never too early to kick off the campaign for 2013. And what better way to start than by taking a page out of Alessandra Ambrosio ‘s book? Let’s just hope Adriana keeps this up. After all, it’s a marathon, not a sprint. Related Articles: Adriana Lima Forgets To Wear Her Bra Adriana Lima’s Got Nipple -Itis Adriana Lima’s Two Million Dollar Boobies Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Sarah Hyland Is Seriously Busting Out!

Here’s Modern Family cutie Sarah Hyland at the premiere of some movie called Struck By Lightning . Now, I’ve never heard of it before, so I’m sure it’s terrible, but obviously it’s pretty important to Sarah since she’s busting out some serious cleavage for the red carpet. And since that’s very important to me, I guess that means the movie should be too. So, loyal readers, make sure to tell all your friends (about the cleavage, or the movie) and we’ll see if we can’t give it the old Tuna bump. I’ll figure out a way for Sarah to thank me later. » view all 11 photos Related Articles: Sarah Hyland Gets Cleavagy For Glamoholic Sarah Hyland Does Complex Sarah Hyland Gets Perky For The Community Ashley Tisdale & Sarah Hyland Bikini Party Photos: WENN.com

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Shanina Shaik Modeling Underwear Hotly For Nordstrom of the Day

I just learned a very important thing…Hotly is an actual word…that I am not forced the use all the fucking time…because it’s hotly… Shanina Shaik is Australian…her genetic code reads Lithuania, Pakistan and Saudi….her labia read elegant and lovely…and her asshole reads “feed me with your tongue”….but she’s too busy letting Tyson Beckford up in it…while not winning Australian supermodel reality shows to make herself relevant… Nordstrom did okay with this campaign…making lingerie modeling…a little more saucy…and by saucy I do mean in my drippy underwear…as much as I mean in concept and flavor… Here are some of the pics…

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Liam Neeson Strips Down for Charity

We are taken with Taken 2 star Liam Neeson. The action star appeared on Ellen yesterday and got nearly naked, stripping down to his pink skivvies in the name of a very important cause: breast cancer research. On the program, a cancer-surviving audience member was chosen to try and nail a target with a ball, dropping a bucket of water down on the actor’s head and dropping $20,000 into the hands of a charity. Watch the sexy, helpful events unfold now: Liam Neeson Strips!

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