Here’s everybody’s favorite hot weirdo Miley Cyrus wearing one of her weirdest outfits yet. According to my sources, it was to perform at some annual charity variety show for James Franco’s Bar Mitzvah. And now that I know Miley’s available for birthday parties, I’m going to try to get her to play mine next. I don’t care what songs she does. As long as she shows up dressed like this, it’ll be worth every penny. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com
I don’t know when Victoria Justice and Melanie Iglesias became best friends and started showing up everywhere together, but first it was the Sherlock Holmes opening night , and now here’s my new favorite lesbian fantasy together at some Veuve Clicquot party in LA. Here’s hoping these two hit the beach next. Fingers crossed! » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com
The sexiest fashion show is back. Last year, Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande performed at the annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. This year, Rihanna, The Weeknd, and Selena Gomez are set to hit the VS runway. Drumroll please… @rihanna, @selenagomez & @theweeknd are this year's #VSFashionShow musical guests! pic.twitter.com/cO33AzTl0r — Victoria's Secret (@VictoriasSecret) October 13, […]
Apparently, Andreea Diaconu is some new recruit from the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret. She’s from Romania who you can assume Victoria’s Secret purchased off the black market, because the black market likes to use the tall skinny girls abducted for human trafficking purposes for fashion. The money is better than the brothels or webcam dungeons they send the not as tall Eastern European girls…It is basic economics, 10,000 day rates or 4 dollars a minute…which they get 10 cents a minute from…is just more lucrative… I guess what I am saying is that I assumed all Romanians were Gypsies and touring circus acts…you know training Bears to Balance on balls…or walking the tight rope…but instead, this breakout star, gets featured in hip magazines like i-D…and probably live in a New York loft and fuck celebrities… I think the best quote from her Wikipedia is this pervert shit: Diaconu was 11 years old when a local scout first approached her to enter the field of modeling; however, she didn’t take them up on their offer until she was thirteen. She was discovered while swimming in a public pool. Child prostitution is a real thing…and hopefully not one you participate in…here are the pics… The post Andreea Diaconu for i-D of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Josephine Skriver is the first Lingerie Model Bot…who was at one time a topless model bot…because she was created in a test tube by a biologist she called Dad…like this was hot model version of Edward Scissor hands..who used his sperm with some lesbian to create this magical creature… Hot girls, even when they are bots, are interchangeable…especially if you have a budget…just buy a new one to have sex with…that’s how rich dudes live…so that isn’t what’s interesting in this campaign for the evil people at Victoria’s Secret… What is interesting, is that after 3 decades of “if it works why change it”….the brand has adapted to the times and stopped photoshopping out nipples…like it was 1 discount retailers budget catalog in the 70s…if it met instagram filters…kinda hot…or as hot as the brand can get… The post Josephine Skriver’s Nipple for Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ellie Goulding is some UK “hipster” bitch and by hipster bitch…I mean a girl who played hipster bitch knowing hipster was trendy and would pay the fuck out….and now…like all hipster bitches she’s showing her nipples in a magazine…because it’s the trendy hipster thing to do…especially when you’re trying to maintain your hipster hustle since shit fucking pays…. I don’t think I’ve ever heard any of her songs, but I probably have, I just don’t listen to music, because I’m one of those lunatics who thinks the record industry is dumbing us down, programming us, and just shoving subliminal messages into our minds to make us consume garbage…I mean why else would all these fucking idiots exist…I mean besides because of their tits…like these Ellie Goulding tits…that all of a sudden make her…matter.. The post Ellie Goulding Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Arinna Grande is the fucking worst…I only notice her bullshit because I can’t stand her and love exposing myself with shit I can’t stand….it makes me angry and reminds me why I hate the fucking world… She’s just this little egotistical, self involved, narcissist who I assume is insecure as fuck cunt, broken thanks to stage parents, and a slut who fucks everyone…thanks to all those things…and I am not just saying that because she’s hate America…or because she’s just another one of these money making machine lies….who can sing, but is still garbage… The only redeeming thing about her is that a pornstar once told me that she’s knows people who fuck her and they say she’s a pig in bed which makes putting up with her bitchy attitude worth it for dudes fucking her… So here she is with one of her Victorious co-stars…a show I guess she was on…but not the Victoria Justice key player…. The one with big tits named Elizabeth Gilles….who I only know because I do this blog and see what the nerds are into…but I don’t always understand why they are into it…because grown men should not be watching Nickelodeon, and the fact they do, makes me think they may be watching it with their kids…how else do you find these twats… Either way, they did a peck on the face, far more tame than when they eat each other out as black rappers rail them, but you can’t post that on instagram…that’d be bad for business… Here are some pics she posted that included captions like “Far from perfect, but pretty damn cute”…shut the fuck up.. The post Arianna Grande French Kisses Without the Tongue Elizabeth Gilles of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Martha Hunt is pretty amazing. This is her topless, hot, half naked, round ass, probably fake titty shoot by David Bellemere for LUI, which is some men’s magazine in France that takes better pictures then Men’s magazines in the rest of the world…because France is art and erotica and David Bellemere is one of the more interesting photographers capturing these naked models who in the past wouldn’t have been this naked…but in the porn, sex tape, exhibitionist and voyeur era…it’s the only way to stand out…and they’ve decided that Martha Hunt does it with wet fabrics…and shit is good….real good…Michael Jackson…but without the child rape…even though in ways, I wish she was raping me as a child….or really anyway..because she’s hot…I mean…I’d even be into it if she was rapping at me…it’d probably be a good laugh…. Not that it matters, what matters is that American models who are already committed to Victoria’s Secret, shouldn’t need to do naked Playboy type shit..but that’s the world we live in…and Victoria’s Secret probably whores her out to increase her sock price…and she does kinda look the stripper with plastic surgery filled part… All this to say…lovely…and “art”…even though they remind me of hundreds of shoots I’ve seen before, I guess there is only so much you can do with a girl, in a visor, wearing a tank top…looking 70s…I guess you don’t need to reinvent the wheel…to jerk off to tit. The post Martha Hunt is Amazing for LUI by David Bellemere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rachel Hilbert is the young looking Victoria’s Secret model I assume they are using to replace Candice Swanepoel as the while blonde with a fit body…. People are pretty excited by these staged paparazzi pics that the brand sets up to get an extra push for their campaign they are shooting…because they are just basic Catalog pics…that are relatively uneventful, but if the girls tweet and instagram it…and the paparazzi shoot it…and blogs post it…before the brand releases it…and blogs repost it…and the girls post more to their twitter and instagram…it’s like hitting us from every angle with the same fucking boring picture of young, tight, half naked bodies…poking their little asses out…looking like they have little ethiopian bodies…which would make sense because she probably hasn’t eaten the week before this shoot, it’s a huge deal…it’s Victoria’s Secret… She was discovered at 15 and groomed for this… perverted. She’s now 20, not that perverted because she’s legal…so not so perverted….but all I can wonder is…what billionaire or famous actor she’ll fuck throughout the next 8 years she has a career before being grandma age in model years…like the girl she’s set to replace…Candice… Here are some of the pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rachel Hilbert Bikini Modeling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Get a bird’s eye view of Victoria Falls, see the inside of Lusaka’s swank restaurants, explore the cultural museums of Livingstone, and watch traditional dance performances in this vid from the Africa Channel.
