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Carrie Lachance Is An InstaBabe You Should Know

So according to my research, today’s InstaBabe Carrie Lachance is a professional model, actress, cosplayer (you’re welcome, nerds), and entrepreneur. And that got me thinking that maybe Carrie and I should go into business together. Because her Instagram  is so damn hot, I bet we could make a killing selling officially-licensed fire extinguishers to go along with it. Call me! https://instagram.com/p/4E1-_lEFef/ » view all 12 photos Continue reading

Lily Donaldson’s Sexy Tongue Action

I know it’s hard to keep up with all the Victoria’s Secret hotties out there — I can barely keep track of them all, and it’s my job. But in my professional opinion,  Lily Donaldson here is one of the hottest Angels out there right now. Here she is showing off some sweet tongue action for the cameras at the Louis Vuitton Series 3 Gala during London Fashion Week, and I bet you’re not going to have any trouble remembering Lily after this. Because I don’t know about you, but this image is going to be burned into my brain for at least the next 30-45 seconds. Enjoy. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Kelly Brook in a 2016 Calendar at 40 of the Day

I always feel awkward watching old ladies Glamour model….but not that awkward because I am a pervert and like wondering how all their battle wounds happen… Sure, I prefer when the old ladies Glamour modeling are suburban wives, with kids, trying to add excitement to their marriages…and not some delusional titty model from the UK who still thinks she’s got it going on, despite being old, washed up and hardly interesting, all because she has big tits and a loyal fan base who like big tits..that gave her confidence to move to America…back when she was smart enough to have that “miscarriage” when she was at a turning point in her middle aged Glamour model career, where she could have settled down to be a mom, but that’s just a miserable existence…so instead, she’s still going at it….releasing calendars, which says a lot about her career, because if your fans still buy calendars…you’re pretty fucking old… Here are some of the pics, because I guess she’s releasing them in instalments…to maximize people talking about her tits…no one actually cares about.. The post Kelly Brook in a 2016 Calendar at 40 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Speaking in Tongues of the Day

A video posted by @alessandraambrosio on Sep 18, 2015 at 8:44pm PDT Alessandra Ambrosio is some very very very old Victoria’s Secret model, who is still Victoria’s Secret modeling because I guess it is all she knows…I mean I’m sure she’s done some other jobs throughout her career, and not just blowjobs, but I am sure it was all set up by Victoria’s Secret to help their marketing, because when you’re some imported Brazilian who got rich in AMerica and Famous in AMerica thanks to a brand, you’ve got to maintain some loyalty to them, otherwise you’re shooting yourself in the foot and setting yourself up to be deported… That said, She’s been doing the rounds, in various outfits, none of which were lingerie, because when you’re a mom of two, thanks to Catholicism and the use of contraception, it’s better to leave the lingerie for pics you can photoshop and not events…unless she’s like all other Brazilian babes…and born with a dick..in which case…no vagina or body was destroyed in her pregnancy, and that pregnancy was more a distraction from being born with a penis… Movie Magic… TO SEE HER IN A BLACK DRESS AT A RECENT EVENT CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio Speaking in Tongues of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stella Maxwell’s Sexy Boob Grab

Everybody knows that models are kind of crazy, and no, I’m not just talking about the fact that for some reason, not a single one has agreed to date me yet. That part I understand. But see, here’s Victoria’s Secret hottie Stella Maxwell putting on a show at the New York premiere of Jeremy Scott: The People’s Designer , and I have no clue what the hell she’s wearing or doing with these sexy red carpet poses. All I know is, when you’re as hot as Stella, you can do pretty much whatever you want. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Fashion Week Nipples of the Day

Kendall Jenner and Lily Aldridge both didn’t wear bras because they are young harlots who do anything to secure their place in this world to not live in the shadow of their families, and or husbands, because Victoria’s Secret use them to sell product people, and that’s status…you’re no a Victoria’s Secret model or even fucking one, therefore by default they are better than you…but you already know that, that’s why you jerk off to their nipples, it’s your way of showin’ them who’s boss in your mind, because in reality….they don’t know you exist and if they did, they’d probably get a restraining order.. All 3 are LA Rich kids turend models…fun…because I like nipples on rich girls who care what you think about them… TO SEE LILY ALDRIDGE CLICK

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Candice Swanepoel Trying to be Hot for Social Media of the Day

Candice Swanepoel bores me… I don’t know why she’s suddenly scrambling on social media to get noticed. Maybe Victoria’s Secret gave her notice that they won’t be renewing her contract and she realized that she’s a one trick pony and that the world on sees her as one of their imported models…who only does Victoria’s Secret campaigns and without Victoria’s Secret she’s nothing…. Because unlike all the other old, washed up, Victoria’s Secret girls, who are still hot, this one has nothing really exciting going on for her, and hasn’t done anything that exciting… The only press or scandal she’s ever had was getitng engaged to her long time boyfriend…fuck off… So now she’s pushing these lingerie pics out there…in a “Look at Me, I’m here”….but she’s gotta do the Miranda Kerr and marry into hollywood then fuck bieber, or the shit the other girls are doing like hanging out with Taylor Swift, or even do the Heidi Klum and throw a quirky Halloween party so people know you’re weird…and not just because you fuck, marry, reproduce with a massive black man with a voice of an angel… What I’m saying is that even with THESE VINTAGE NUDES and her RECENT ONES FOR LUI …she’s dull…as fuck… So here are some safe, hot body, boring, pics of her body…. The post Candice Swanepoel Trying to be Hot for Social Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gisele’s Creepy Dance Video of the Day

Gisele did a weirdo dance video for Stuart Weitzman and it is was weird as fuck… I guess drag queens, you know men who like performing as women, sometimes on Tuesday night at the local cabaret, other times in life as a Victoria’s Secret model, turned “Mom” and wife to some cheating NFL player…all while getting richer than god, despite being from the streets of Brazil…like most of the tranny sex workers of brazil…just love dancing.. It’s like I’ve never met a Drag queen that didn’t like dance… The post Gisele’s Creepy Dance Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shanina Shaik in a Bikini of the Day

Shanina Shaik was “caught” by the paparazzi doing some photoshoot for some bikini company, because part of the Victoria’s Secret deal, as this girl is one of their new “angels”…who I guess they are replacing Adriana Lima with, is that they lend their girls to other people to exploit their girls, because it makes their girls seem like they are more relevant than they actually are, because in this world of instagram models, who gives a fuck about actual models…. The only difference is that actual models are just the sugar babies who are going to get billionaires…while the instagram models…go for the millionaires… It’s all very stupid, but what isn’t stupid is that she’s giving the paparazzi props for this photo she posted: “Paparazzi can get some “OK” pics lol ” Because the bikini company called the paparazzi to take these pics of her, this is some hired second shooter obviously, and they all probably grabbed lunch together, which is far less fun than when paparazzi used to rent helicopters for the 100,000 dollar picture that just doesn’t happen anymore… Either way, still a model in a bikini…better than pretty much anything I’ve seen a bikini today…but in my defense…I haven’t left my couch in 2 days. Here she is in some shoot… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Shanina Shaik in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Romee Strijd Lingerie Goodness

Because there’s no better way to celebrate the end of another work week than with pictures of a serious hottie in lingerie, here’s  Romee Strijd for Victoria’s Secret. According to my research, Romee was recently named one of their newest Angels , and with a body this good, I can’t say I’m too surprised. And if she can keep this up, pretty soon Romee’s going to earn an even more prestigious title: Future Ex-Mrs. Tuna. I only hand out about 200-300 of those a year, so yeah, it’s a pretty big honor. » view all 21 photos

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