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Here’s the Victoria’s Secret Commercial of the Day

This is a commercial by Michael Bay for Victoria’s Secret, it is 15 seconds long and it features their new hookers that they call angels because calling them hookers…would give them the wrong idea and make them think “oh fuck maybe this company views us as replaceable hookers”…instead of “OMG I’m an angel”…who gets paid very little, but who get a whole fucking career…makes sense. The models are… Elsa Hosk, Jac Jagaciak, Jasmine Tookes, Kate Grigorieva, Lais Ribeiro, Romee Strijd, Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill This commercial is garbage. It is as anti-climatic any of his shitty fucking movies, but more interesting and doesn’t even have the special effects… The girls look like shit. The product looks like shit. The 15 seconds is shit. They could have done something with their 10,000,000 dollar budget, fucking close minded idiots. Fuck Victoria’s Secret. Here’s Candice, their old timer, pre-retirement, being replaced, which is almost sad because VS is all she knows… The post Here’s the Victoria’s Secret Commercial of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Agent Provocateur Campaign of the Day

Here’s some pics from a recent Agent Provocateur Campaign…. Agent Provocateur is the higher concept Victoria’s Secret, created by the son of Sex Pistol’s manager and Vivienne Westwood, that everyone buys into and thinks is luxury, because it is overpriced…and represents status to retards who buy into this shit… But it looks good enough to me, it’s got some old school lingerie vibes, and I just ignore that it is probably owned by evil Victoria’s Secret… Apparently, this line is by Penelope Cruz and her sister Monica…because I guess anyone can design lingerie if they win an Oscar and have a hot sister who never quite made it… And here are the campaign pics that bore me because pics always bore me. The post Agent Provocateur Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk And Friends Work It For Victoria’s Secret

Because the only thing better than one Victoria’s Secret Angel looking white hot for the cameras is 10 of them, here’s Elsa Hosk and the rest of the new Angels launching the all-new Body by Victoria Campaign in New York. In addition to Elsa, we’ve got  Lais Ribeiro , Martha Hunt , Sara Sampaio , Stella Maxwell , Taylor Hill , Romee Strijd , Jac Jagaciak , Kate Grigorieva , and Jasmine Tookes . And I’m not even going to complain that every single one of them forgot to wear lingerie. Because seeing all this hotness concentrated in one place is already kind of overwhelming, but add lingerie to the mix, and I’m pretty sure my pants region would’ve just spontaneously combusted. Enjoy. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com ,  PacificCoastNews

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Doutzen Kroes, Ex Victoria’s Secret Model, DJ WHore Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Doutzen Kroes was fired from Victoria’s Secret for being old, but she wasn’t fired from being the wife of a DJ making me assume she likes to rave like a crackhead on drugs…I know how DJ Whores work…and the mother of two kids she probably has raised by nannies…while rocking an insane fit body, because I guess she’s dealing with rejection while sitting on her millions of dollars…that she made for being half naked…and that her husband made playing other people’s music…scammers.. That said, she’s better than Miranda Kerr on her hooker mission, dating billionaire after billionaire, until locking down the founder of Snapchat… And here she is in a bikini TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Doutzen Kroes, Ex Victoria’s Secret Model, DJ WHore Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stella McCartney Lingerie Video of the Day

If I was Paul McCartney’s daughter, I’d probably stare at my vagina for a few hours….maybe insert random objects into me to see if it fits…then counting my inheritance…before pretending to be a fashion designer, because I can’t just live in my father’s musical shadows…I would need my own self worth, based on my last name and the money he game me to invest… Then I would make better videos than this boring ass shit, starring who the fuck cares, but it’s still a 300 viewed underwear ad….almost up there with her competition and/or ghetto Victoria’s Secret… The post Stella McCartney Lingerie Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tika Camaj Is An Instagram You Should Follow

As you know, it’s part of my job to find new hotties for all of us to drool over, and here’s my latest discovery:  Tika Camaj . Apparently in addition to being a former Victoria’s Secret model, Tika’s also a taekwondo black belt champion, which means these seriously sexy pictures aren’t the only way she could turn your pants region black and blue. Ow! So, where can I sign up to go a few rounds with this hottie? » view all 16 photos

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Rebecca Dayan Topless Shoot of the Day

I don’t know who Rebecca Dayan is, but she apparently has a US Work visa and has been working in the movies, none that I’ve seen, but include being “Foreign Minister’s Aide” in a John Travolta movie I’ve never heard of, called From Paris with Love, which is where she is from….meaning her showing her tits, isn’t a big deal, I mean this is just a day at the beach the modeling version, but whether it is just a day at the beach or not, there’s something amazing about tits on a genetic level…as a species we all love tits…no matter how liberal an aspiring celebrity or a culture of Europeans are with their tits… All this to say Dayan is a Moroccan name…so she may be Arab….or Jewish…if that makes jerking off to her tits seem more exotic… Which brings up an important point…and that is if you’re jerking off to tits…you’re the fucking worst. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Rebecca Dayan Topless Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Raica Oliveira for Elle France of the Day

Raica Oliveira is a hot Victoria’s Secret Model from Brazil, like so many other Victoria’s Secret models before her…making me think that the evil corporation probably has some kind of outpost there. A place where they abduct and train these bitches to become the face of their brand. I figure if they make their bras in sweatshops, exploiting child labor for cheap product, why wouldn’t they do the same for cheap models, it’s all about the bottom line people, and if you can make a celebrity out of a babe you own, thanks to brainwashing them into thinking you’ll kill their family, why the fuck wouldn’t you. I mean why spend the million dollars a year on them like they were Miranda Kerr, when you can just get it for free from all those willing…. That or…they just have a cloning facility that is run by Josephine Skriver’s dad… Either way – Raica Oliveira is 30. She’s too old to model, but pulls out her tits, and as I learned from my grandmother, you’re never too old to pull out your tits, there will always be a fucked up gringo willing to throw money at you… ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Raica Oliveira for Elle France of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Hybrid, test tube, baby created in a lab by some gay dude…who I assume was either a narcissist, as gay guys tend to be, ready to use his scientific background to reproduce, and to have his DNA live on in the form of a fashion model…that all the men will want…that may even get him into the all the right parties…like Leonardo DiCaprio orgies…as sometimes dreams come true… I like to think he was commissioned by Victoria’s Secret to create her, but they’ll never let you know that…cloning… She’s from Denmark – here are the Danish cloning laws…I am going to assume it is legal… HERE Here are her pics… The post Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily Donaldson for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Lily Donaldson is a British model who is pushing 30…who you may remember as being one of the Victoria’s Secret contract workers that they pushed under the rug and forgot about in 2012, as they do…you know not every girl they find can be a hit… I guess that rejection, coupled with all the money she has and how rich and successful her boyfriend probably is, as these girls all end up with rich guys, doens’t matter…because she dusted off her flat chest and put on a bra top again, this time for Vogue Brasil, I guess to see if she’s still got it…and I guess..anyone who gets in a bra in picture has got it enough for me to look… The post Lily Donaldson for Vogue Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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