Doutzen Kroes, Victoria’s Secret model just shat out her second baby, and I am not saying that because it is half black thanks to her choice in big penises she fills her Dutch model pussy up with. That would be racist and I am not racist. I am saying that because the birthing process is disgusting, far more disgusting than actual shitting, because it’s through the vagina, that is probably a mangled mess they are probably having a hard time putting the pieces back together on, the kind of Vagina the lingerie model will have to tape up to not spill out of her brazilian cut seamless panties Victoria’s Secret shove her in when her body is back in shape, in like 2 weeks cuz models aren’t human..and that’s why we like them…but we don’t like this baby making business…it makes perfectly good girls to masturbate to…boring, played out, and old fucking news…
I really don’t care about entitled cunts bitch slapping each other over model hookers like the little rich bitches they are… But for some reason this story makes me laugh, only because I was told back in August of last year that Bieber fucked Miranda Kerr after the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show…directly from Miranda Kerr’s manager, and that was the reason why she got fired from Victoria’s Secret and why she broke up with the husband, who I was also told may be gay and who she had fucked many dudes while being married to him, the Bieber is just the one who got her fired… So now, Bloom and Selena Gomez are linking up, and for some reason they all end up in the same party in Ibiza, because there isn’t a whole fucking world out there for these idiots to go to different restaurants, and some faggot ass fight happened and the whole thing is so stupid you have to laugh… I hear after Bieber got slapped, he posted a pic of Miranda Kerr on his instagram…oh shit…this little girl takes no prisoners… What a fucking joke, I wish real violence and real “we’re rich as fuck and make people disappear” happened. Not pansy spoiled brat gangsterism…it’s so silly. It must be a joke.. Here’s the video…and to think there is war, ebola, terrorism, Genocide, going on in the world…when we can all focus on this…important news.
Hannah Ferguson is a Sports illustrated model who HAS AWESOME TITS …and like other Sports Illustrated models before her…has booked Carl’s Jr ad featuring Paris Hilton, because her pussy looks and smells like burger and more importantly, because someone at Carl’s Jr owed her a favor…but I guess she serves her purpose and makes this Hanna Ferguson look hotter than she is…it’s one those “Put her next to the bird women – she’ll shine” – situations but with more burger eroticism… I get annoyed promoting companies who don’t give me money – doing it for free even though they are worth a billion dollars….and can afford to pay me…It’s not like I eat their burgers or love their burgers…hell I don’t even like this ad very much, it’s like Paris Hilton is old and annoying, let’s fucus on hot girls having sex with burgers not old washed up bitches having sex with burgers because it is the only thing left in the room that they haven’t had sex with….
Hannah Ferguson is a Sports illustrated model who HAS AWESOME TITS …and like other Sports Illustrated models before her…has booked Carl’s Jr ad featuring Paris Hilton, because her pussy looks and smells like burger and more importantly, because someone at Carl’s Jr owed her a favor…but I guess she serves her purpose and makes this Hanna Ferguson look hotter than she is…it’s one those “Put her next to the bird women – she’ll shine” – situations but with more burger eroticism… I get annoyed promoting companies who don’t give me money – doing it for free even though they are worth a billion dollars….and can afford to pay me…It’s not like I eat their burgers or love their burgers…hell I don’t even like this ad very much, it’s like Paris Hilton is old and annoying, let’s fucus on hot girls having sex with burgers not old washed up bitches having sex with burgers because it is the only thing left in the room that they haven’t had sex with….
Her name is Toni Garrn and part of her PR hustle being a Victoria’s Secret model is going through initiation with Leonardo, on his yacht, where he probably doesn’t really talk to her, but knows it is for the benefit of a company he must have invested in early on. It just doesn’t make sense that girls who run in the same circles and work in the same place bang the same dudes. That only happens in escort agencies and brothels… So unless the cast and crew of Victoria’s Secret are actually hookers…there is no rhyme or reason as to why she’s involved in this…but maybe that’s why she looks so miserable…although that could just be because she’s german and that’s how germans do…they are too pragmatic for happiness…unless they are participating in world domination… Here’s her model ass…pretending Leo isn’t gay.
Her name is Toni Garrn and part of her PR hustle being a Victoria’s Secret model is going through initiation with Leonardo, on his yacht, where he probably doesn’t really talk to her, but knows it is for the benefit of a company he must have invested in early on. It just doesn’t make sense that girls who run in the same circles and work in the same place bang the same dudes. That only happens in escort agencies and brothels… So unless the cast and crew of Victoria’s Secret are actually hookers…there is no rhyme or reason as to why she’s involved in this…but maybe that’s why she looks so miserable…although that could just be because she’s german and that’s how germans do…they are too pragmatic for happiness…unless they are participating in world domination… Here’s her model ass…pretending Leo isn’t gay.
I was once told that Sahara Ray had sex with someone I know. I don’t know if that is true or not, but based on the NAKED LUI SHOOT SHE DID …I would be down to watch…and sure that’s not saying all that much because I watch ugly people have sex all the fucking time…I am not hard to please…but it’s saying something because I would rather watch her fucking… Like every instagram model in LA, she’s launched her own bathing suit line, because the one thing the world needs is more fucking bathing suits…SWIM EVERY DAY MOTHERFUCKER and never wear the same suit twice…but I guess it’s worth supporting a girl with a dream and the tits to get some dude in the clothing business to invest in her because it’s not all that much money for a rich person to come up with 6 bathing suit styles in China, in exchange for having meetings with her…many meetings…all while trying on her own brand of suit… It’s actually cheaper than a hooker… That said…her campaign is on Polaroids…because she’s so fucking hip it hurts…and if you click on them they will get larger so you can fixate on her outstanding body. I think I should start trying to be her friend. I think this is day one of seduction. I think the love starts now and we need to Em-Rat-Cow her to the next level….because if Em-Rat-Cow taught us anything in her 11 months of fame…it’s that tits…are all that matters
Here’s a fucking stretch for you….Alessandra Ambrosio launched her Bikini line…that I have feeling is put out by the people at Victoria’s Secret. There’s no way they would let her do a bikini line of her own without their involvement. They own this bitch and she’s got contract upon contract with them – that it would never happen….but then again, they probably own all the bikini manufacturers overseas, and anyone making a bikini, is indirectly making Limited Brands and Victoria’s Secret money… Either way, signature brands are hot right now. Milk our celebrity. Let us choose a style and worry about nothing else. Lend our name. Collect checks…makes sense. What doesn’t make sense is how fucking boring these pics for the collection are. You would think the world would realize – bikini pics are boring…step it up…add some flavor…take it up a fucking notch….this is the instagram era, we’ve seen too many bikini pics. This “pretty in a bikini” bullshit is depressing to look at…especially knowing how high budget this one…lazy fuckers. TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER MODELING BIKINI CLICK HERE
Toni Garrn is another one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s beards. You know his fake model girlfriend that has been added to his list of Fake model girlfriends…that just make us think that models aren’t models at all..but rather prostitutes working in the Brothel that is Victoria’s Secret…. Girls don’t like fucking their co-workers exes, even when their exes are Leonardo… I think the marketing team at Victoria’s Secret is going to need to find a few more A-Listers to send their girls to…just to dilute the vagina pool from Leo’s semen… It’s just too much Leo, that he should be the one wearing the panties in their Catalog, since whenever I look at their models, that’s pretty much all I see…his residue cheapening their stock…
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