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Sara Sampaio is Doing the Import Model Hustle of the Day

There is a spectrum from Instagram Model to Supermodel….which would be a good info graphic, but who has time for that bullshit, especially when we all know that Victoria’s Secret is pretty much the highest you can get on the charts as far as I am concerned because it may not pay the best, but it makes you a household name, that leads to booking all kinds of campaigns well into your 40s like you were Heidi Klum…on the lower end of the spectrum lives Import models…who do have a following and are somewhere around Video Vixen in hotness…yet still making some money to get half naked…. Now this Sara Sampaio chick, straight from Portugal, is already a Victoria’s Secret model, making moves while being hot, but it’s nice to see her role play as a low level model, making you think she’s accessible, in a car show boner thanks to bitches with cars bro….that isn’t as good as her role playing as a street hooker in your hotel suite…but it’s still worth posting when you got nothing better to do with your time…

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Sara Sampaio is Doing the Import Model Hustle of the Day

Shitty Olympic Flash of the Day

I find it pretty amazing that this is getting any media attention whatsoever…she’s a Russian Speedskater who just got Russia’s first gold metal…and she unzipped her shirt and like all people in spandex suits designed to make them go faster…she wasn’t wearing underwear…I mean the nerve of some athletes to not be in their Victoria’s Secret push up bra when they are competing…fucking idiots.. I mean she is a speed skater, hardly a woman, has not tits and isn’t flashing her nipples. Leave her the fuck alone.

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Shitty Olympic Flash of the Day

Elsa Hosk Nude for Fashion of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret Model…who gets it..and here she is posing in what looks like a merkin…which excites me because I love bush and all fashion accessories that simulate bush…it’s the future of vagina, especially for tacky girls who laser hair removed their shit…but I also like that she’s naked and not being ruined by sweatshop made shitty quality overpriced billion dollar evil empire lingerie at Victoria’s Secret…and going back to her roots of getting naked for high concept ideas…because any reason to get naked is good enough for me….

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Martha Hunt for Free People Lingerie of the Day

Martha Hunt is a Victoria’s Secret model and I guess free agent being used by Free People, some other lingerie company to promote their lingerie for Valentine’s day that I posted last week.. Shit’s all romantic and a reminder that if you have a wife, she’s probably not wearing Free People lingerie, because they don’t make it in her fat size, and more importantly, she doesn’t look like Martha Hunt, because she is fat sized…and if you do things right, you’re going to pretend Valentine’s Day didn’t happen, just so that you don’t get her a gift, hoping it will motivate her to leave you, but more importantly to keep her emotional damaged enough to keep eating, so she never leaves you…or if that she does leave you…like she was Martha Hunt and you were Victoria’s Secret…

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Barbara Palvin for Twin Set Lingerie of the Day

If you don’t remember Barbara Palvin, she was the patsy in the Miranda Kerr / Justin Bieber sex scandal that happened when she first walked the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, you know freshly imported from Hungary, and used by the company to divert attention away from the fact that their star Miranda Kerr, like Woody Allen, is a pedophile…because I don’t care how big Bieber’s penis is rumoured to be, the dude looks 11…and the fact that she fucked him is twisted as fuck…and to me justifies why she’s been fired and divorced, forced into the workforce, pounding the pavement like it was a 12 year old boy, unable to find any work… While Barbara Palvin continues to look lovely in lingerie campaigns, as lingerie models do….

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Lena Dunham Topless in GIRLS Again of the Day

Weird hipster Lena Dunham probably does have sex, despite everything her body is telling you, it’s just a weird generation and this kind of thing may appeal to anyone who wants to groupie or gold dig an accessible rich chick with a TV show…I mean when else could an average dude come across get a famous chick…sure she’s a pig like this who normally you would only fuck when drunk and high at an after party cuz it’s not quite better than jerking off but is still sex…if you have no standards…but if you do…you’d probably just rather be jerking off… That said, I think she needs to be celebrated, just to remind you that TV is bad for you, it has fallen apart, it does give girls very negative ideals and acts as a horrible role model…but more importantly…it is a totally misused medium…that shows things like this…things that should never be seen… This is some nature channel shit…that I can’t believe exists…even if girls think it’s the best thing ever cuz it makes them feel prettier about themselves…like this monster is a martyr for average girls to feel more confident about their selfies…weird….

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Britt Maren for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I have heard about Britt Maren I follow her on instagram, I just assumed she was one of those low level instagram bikini models who barely got any real paying work, but who spent their days staging bikini shoots because they loved getting likes, it made them feel pretty, and gave them hope that their cocktail waitress job was just temporary, because with enough fans, the industry will notice and book you… I guess I didn’t do my research and I was wrong, because she’s been recruited by Victoria’s Secret for their bikini catalog…and I am assuming that Victoria’s Secret pays, even thought they don’t have to, I know 10,000 girls who would take pics for them for free…it’s a stamp of approval girls seek or some shit…and stamp of approval Britt Maren’s got.

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Britt Maren for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Britt Maren for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I have heard about Britt Maren I follow her on instagram, I just assumed she was one of those low level instagram bikini models who barely got any real paying work, but who spent their days staging bikini shoots because they loved getting likes, it made them feel pretty, and gave them hope that their cocktail waitress job was just temporary, because with enough fans, the industry will notice and book you… I guess I didn’t do my research and I was wrong, because she’s been recruited by Victoria’s Secret for their bikini catalog…and I am assuming that Victoria’s Secret pays, even thought they don’t have to, I know 10,000 girls who would take pics for them for free…it’s a stamp of approval girls seek or some shit…and stamp of approval Britt Maren’s got.

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Victoria Justice in Shorts of the Day

I don’t know much about Victoria Justice or the fat kid that’s abducting her on the internet, but I do know she’s wearing shorts that are jacked up her tween vagina…that is not actually a tween, but rather marketed to Tweens, because Tweens spend money motherfuckers and make companies money motherfuckers…and Victoria Justice girls are a dime a dozen, who work for peanuts, just to be on TV, because that’s what their parents had planned for them…it’s better than college or a real job… I do know that with being marketed to tweens comes a lot of dudes…or rather a lot of dudes come to you…because there’s this thing I’ve been noticing with every guy I meet…and every girl who tries to make herself look younger…people are drawn to young girls…and I guess you find young girls or 20 year olds playing young girls like they are on a porn set…on Nickelodeon…where this one was crafted by the minds of very basic concept producers…because tweens are retards and basic concept works for them… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Maryna Linchuk Gets Her Titties Grabbed on Set of the Day

Here’s a picture of Victoria’s Secret model Maryna Linchuk on set, probably shooting for Victoria’s Secret, getting her titties grabbed by her assistant, or someone on set, because they know the paparazzi are watching and can’t let her nipples be exposed, that would be so embarrassing, even though she’s done tons of editorial shoots, like this one, where SHE’S TOPLESS FOR VOGUE …and I know Vogue didn’t pay…but Vogue…is Vogue…not the paparazzi so I get why her nipples are being cupped by the best bra ever…a better bra than Victoria’s Secret could ever make.

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