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Miranda Kerr Bikini Tit Slip Photoshoot of the Day

In “I used to work for some major corporate lingerie company that recently fired me because I am an entitled cunt with a celebrity husband/baby daddy” news….. Miranda Kerr was on set for some photoshoot, that I assume is for V Magazine, and she pulled out her tits, in a fuck you to Victoria’s Secret, saying “this is for photoshopping out my nipples all these years”… You know a “I’m a woman, and I have nipples dammit, I’m not Angelina Jolie motherfuckers, you can’t repress me with your padded bras anymore”…. I like how she’s playin’ like shit’s an accident, when really this is some emancipation….setting herself free…like some kind of fucking hippie…. Unfortunately, it isn’t as eventful or monumental, or worth celebrating as I’d like it to be….I mean her tits aren’t that amazing…but the good thing about tits…is that they are still tits… Let’s hope more girls get fired from Victoria’s Secret….and rebel like this….It is a movement or protest I love…. TO SEE MORE OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK To See More of the PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Mariah Carey’s Motorcycle Erotica of the Day

I have heard that older chicks love riding motorbikes because they make them cum. All the machinery, adrenaline, vibrations just hit their tired vaginas better than any man could, you know since it’s some massive hitachi magic wand, with more than just a plug in, with it’s massive engine….but usually biker chicks are disgusting, and the idea of their soaked through panties disgusts me, you know because their tattooed up, white trash tattoos scare me…. But for some reason, seeing mom Mariah making a comeback in her 40s, like she was 20, dressed in skimpy clothes, doing twerks, simulating orgasm and grinding up on the motorbike, isn’t as fat or aggressive as I’d think, and she’s actually lookin’ hot…and that just weirds me out.

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Lily Aldridge in Some Lingerie Catalog Pics of the Day

Here are some inspirational catalog pictures that really capture the natural beauty of the subject, you know really setting a mood that is exactly the fucking same as every other Victoria’s Secret catalog picture I have posted the last decade, yet that I continue to post, even if they aren’t inspiring, interesting, or even hot, because these evil corporations have me brain washed…. They’re like here’s some LA Rich kid, who’s mom did Playboy and who’s dad did Beatles album art, who decided to be a Tampon commercial model before somehow tricking Victoria’s Secret into letting her into their VIP club … posing like all the other immigrant models they’ve got….and I’m buying into it….all because I have a penis and like looking at half naked girls.

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Lindsay Ellingson Topless For Victoria’s Secret

I don’t know why Lindsay Ellingson isn’t more popular when it comes to Victoria’s Secret models. She’s got everything you need to become a great supermodel: a killer body, she looks downright amazing in lingerie, and she knows better than to fall for my lame attempts to score a date with her. But other than that, she’s perfect. Enjoy. » view all 12 photos

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Behati Prinsloo Forgot To Wear Lingerie!

Here’s underrated Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo doing a shoot for the company in the park, but if I didn’t know any better, I would’ve thought she was just posing for her hipster friend’s Instagram or something. Why is she just sitting on some park bench with all her clothes on? Where’s all the lingerie and cleavage? See, now this is why Victoria’s Secret has to stop with the casual wear. It just gets too confusing. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Behati Prinsloo Forgot To Wear Lingerie!

Here’s underrated Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo doing a shoot for the company in the park, but if I didn’t know any better, I would’ve thought she was just posing for her hipster friend’s Instagram or something. Why is she just sitting on some park bench with all her clothes on? Where’s all the lingerie and cleavage? See, now this is why Victoria’s Secret has to stop with the casual wear. It just gets too confusing. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Kendall Jenner in Greece Not Doin’ Greek Bikini Pics of the Day

Kendall Jenner is showing off her 17 body in a bikini because all she wants in life is to be a Victoria’s Secret model. She’s tall, she’s fit and has a team of people who can probably convince Victoria’s Secret into giving her the job as an 18th birthday present, since Victoria’s Secret doesn’t fuck with underage girls as models anymore, even though they used to. Pornographers. You see, cuz rich people, get everything they want. It used to be a BMW for her 16th birthday, now that shit is amateur, even the middle class kids get those now. I just like knowing how damaged she will be by 25. Because you know things like these always break. Not to mention, ask any bitch at 25 if she had a hot body at 17, most will say yes, making these pics, not very impressive and not just because she is the figurehead for an evil Kardashian empire now that the old fat one fell off harder than the time she shut down an all you can eat breakfast buffet….More Waffles. Here are the instagram self produced smut.

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Bar Refaeli Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Since Bar Refaeli was kinda fallen off the model map, you know back when Victoria’s Secret fired her, because everyone knows Victoria’s Secret is the only bikini company that matters, at least that’s what they want you to think, and that’s also what Bar Refaeli’s pretty garbage career since Victoria’s Secret would tell you, because no other bikini company, no matter how ghetto, really wants to hire someone the competition fired, they’d rather just go out and find hot no name bitches to make celebrities of instead, it’s like you don’t take someone table scraps, unless you’re willing to admit you can’t afford food of your own, and that you are second rate. But the good new is, with digital cameras and cellphones, she doesn’t need paying jobs, she can be a bikini model, like all the girls on instagram, everyone’s a fucking bikini model now, and thank god for that.

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Candice Swanepoel’s Casual Hotness

Normally, I like to see my Candice Swanepoel in her Victoria’s Secret lingerie or bikinis, but today we get her in Victoria’s Secret casual wear. Still pretty damn hot, but not the same thing. Actually, I didn’t even know Victoria’s Secret had casual wear. I guess I discovered their secret. Anyway, back to Candice. Why is she teasing me with her tongue like that? Bad girl!

Ashley Tisdale’s Perma Duck Face

I’ve never heard of Maniac Magazine, but they managed to get a “very busy” Ashley Tisdale to do a spread. Obviously, they didn’t get the memo to only shoot her body because pretty much every shot of her face has the same stupid expression. I don’t know why chicks think pressing their lips together like a duck is sexy because it’s not! The only time a girl should do this is either sucking on a sour candy, or at the end of a porn clip.