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Adriana Lima Lingerie Pictures

Victoria’s Secret may have dropped Miranda Kerr , but luckily they’ve still got Adriana Lima to help pick up the slack. And here she is reminding us that she’s still one of the company’s hottest models with this awesome lingerie shoot. I do feel bad for her kids though — what are they supposed to do when the Victoria’s Secret catalogue comes in the mail? Those were always some of my fondest childhood memories. » view all 19 photos Related Articles: Adriana Lima Gives Good Face Adriana Lima Forgets To Wear Her Bra Adriana Lima’s Breasts Look Huge! Adriana Lima’s Got Nipple -Itis

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Victoria’s Secret Ad By Michael Bay of the Day

Here’s an ad for Victoria’s Secret, that I am posting for free, because I am an idiot and would rather give people, especially billion dollar corporations free publicity, it’s all part of my strategy to stay broke and hurting forever. I mean who wants mansions, fast cars and babes hanging off them, it’s all about fat chicks and getting your power cut off, you know fuck fine dining, feed me ramen noodles that shit is 3 for 99 cents. But I guess, in their own way, Victoria’s Secret is paying me in girls in bikinis next to expensive cars, you know cuz I love their half naked bitches, even when shot by Michael Bay in a multi million dollar ad, because last time I checked I can use videos of babes in bikinis to pay my fucking rent. The video features the regular gang of rejects – Candice, Karlie Kloss, Lima, Chanel Iman and Behati… Speaking of Behati, here are two pics of her in lingerie for the brand….

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Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini for Agua de Coco of the Day

At least this isn’t Victoria’s Secret, but I am going to assume that it is probably owned by Victoria’s Secret, because Candice Swanepoel is modeling it, and she’ pretty much is owned by the billion dollar brand, because I hate Victoria’s Secret pictures. They are all the fucking same, they lack creativity, and they edit out the good parts of the girls, like their stubble on their inner thigh bikini line, and their hard nipples they’d totally expose if they were allowed or told to,, because that’s life as a fucking puppet…a puppet a want to fuck…but in all seriousness, what puppet wouldn’t I fuck….

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Victoria Justice Photos Leaked, Star Blames Hacker

Victoria Justice is seeking some Internet justice. The actress claims she was the victim of hacking after a handful of quasi racy photos hit the Internet, Tweeting on Friday: “Hacking & stealing is NOT COOL. #RespectPeoplesPersonalProperty #Karma.” The pictures mostly just depict Justice in a bathing suit, but she directed her wrath in another Tweet at the website that published them: “@oceanup I would never post a picture of myself like that. I’m not taking this lightly & I will find out who stole my private property.” Of course, Justice does have an album coming out this year, and she did thank fans for making her a “trending topic,” so is it possible this Victoria went Farrah Abraham here? Minus the sex tape but plus the attention-seeking? It can’t be ruled out.

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Leah Francis Massive Tits for Zoo of the Day

There comes a point in Glamour Models where shit becomes fucking comical, not that big titties are all that comical, but for some reason Leah Francis is making me laugh. Her daddy issues put on blast in the form of ridiculousness in a magazine that covers such topics as “bra busters”. I mean it’s almost a joke, but with nipples, and I’m loving these daddy issues so much I wish they were in my fucking mouth. Life lesson, if you’re built like this, Glamour Modeling is a better option that stripping or porn, you get more respect this way, while still looking the same level of gutter…..

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Barbara Palvin and Ashley Hart Model Bikinis of the Day

Here are a couple of pictures of Victoria’s Secret teen model Barbara Palvin and Ashley Hart, who I think has Paris Hilton Herpes via her fiance Stavros Niacharos or whatever the fuck that billionaire greek shipping heir who I snap chat daily thanks to having his phone number’s last name is. This could be better, provided there was more fisting. But I take what I can get….and you know what they aren’t that bad.

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Adriana Lima Topless For Esquire UK

Ever since I put men’s magazines on blast for letting their female counterparts like Cosmo out-sexy photoshoot them, I’ve noticed a serious jump in quality. Like these new shots of Adriana Lima getting topless for Esquire UK , playing with a garden hose, and… eating a box of Lucky Charms in a bikini? OK, so I guess they’re still working out the kinks, but at least it’s a step in the right direction. You’re welcome, Esquire subscribers. Related Articles: Adriana Lima Gives Good Face Adriana Lima Forgets To Wear Her Bra Adriana Lima’s Breasts Look Huge! Adriana Lima’s Got Nipple -Itis

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Adriana Lima Topless For Esquire UK

Ever since I put men’s magazines on blast for letting their female counterparts like Cosmo out-sexy photoshoot them, I’ve noticed a serious jump in quality. Like these new shots of Adriana Lima getting topless for Esquire UK , playing with a garden hose, and… eating a box of Lucky Charms in a bikini? OK, so I guess they’re still working out the kinks, but at least it’s a step in the right direction. You’re welcome, Esquire subscribers. Related Articles: Adriana Lima Gives Good Face Adriana Lima Forgets To Wear Her Bra Adriana Lima’s Breasts Look Huge! Adriana Lima’s Got Nipple -Itis

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Elsa Hosk Is Fresh Swedish Meat

I don’t know if the rumors are true and Victoria’s Secret pushed Miranda Kerr out for real, but one thing is for sure: they’re looking for new blood these days, and they definitely found some with Swedish model Elsa Hosk . Now, granted, she’s not quite as jaw-dropping as Miranda, but judging from the lingerie pictures in her latest Victoria’s Secret set, it’s about time for Elsa to be called up to the big leagues. » view all 15 photos

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Sara Sampaio Hot for Be of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some newer Victoria’s Secret model, who hasn’t been trapped by the evil empire yet, so she is allowed to take her hot ass elsewhere to show off, like this magazine called BE out of france, who could have thrown in a few more nipples, but who still got her hot model body lookin’ hot, which is more than I can say for the nude pics I’ve been taking of my wife. Them shits are painful to look at, I can’t wait for her to die so that I can post them here as a tribute to her obese pig existence. Sure that’s got nothing to do with Sara Sampaio, but these pictures do.

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