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Isla Fisher’s Sweet Bikini Booty

I know I’ve always been on Isla Fisher to go out and get some sun, girl’s paler than I am, so I’m happy to see she finally listened to me. Because here’s Isla in a bikini filming scenes for the Untitled Elmore Leonard Project , and giving this lucky bastard one hell of a view. Anyway, since this movie still needs a title, how about some combination of Isla’s name and the words “bikini booty?” It always works for me. Photos: Fameflynet

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Finally, They Got It Right!

It finally happened! After years of complaining, Victoria’s Secret models actually showed up wearing their product to promote a new collection for once. Must be my lucky day. Because here’s hotties Candice Swanepoel , Karlie Kloss and Alessandra Ambrosio wearing bikinis for Victoria’s Secret 2013 Swim Collection. Of course, it’s not 100% perfect because Karlie’s still wearing her shirt like the fat kid at the pool. Don’t worry Karlie, go ahead and take it off. I’ll make sure the other models don’t make fun of you. » view all 50 photos Related Articles: Candice Swanepoel Is A Sexy Little Devil Candice Swanepoel Smells Amazing Candice Swanepoel Sexy Artsy Photoshoot Candice Swanepoel Nude Photos: WENN.com

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How About Some Shailene Woodley Spiderman Nerd Shit for the Virgins of the Day

Shailene Woodley, the new Mary Jane…because Kirsten Dunst is better suited to play a drunk 40 year old meth addict…because she is a drunk 40 year old meth addict…..is on set….walking to the diner where her character works….while filming the Amazing Spider-man 2 in New York….and that shit must make you virgin loser fan boy comic book weirdos go fucking nuts…like you must have climaxed all over your pants before you made it to the bathroom to whack off…cuz you mom hates when you do that in the living room while bushing her hair…you fucking weirdo….cuz all things comic books fuck with your orgasm threshold…you weirdo.. Shailene Woodley is not all that hot…but she is 21, so by default she’s a babe…. She’s from a show called The Secret Life of an American Teenager….which happens to be the ONLY show on TV that has given me a shout out in the last 5 years….I mean other than the occasional stolen joke…. Here are a few things I could find of her….to kinda hype her up a little and give you something a little better to jerk off to than her walkin around set….you fucking weirdos…I am just trying to make you feel a little more normal…. Here she is in a bikini for The Decendents (the movie not the band) Here she is in some magazine shot by Drew Barrymore….missin’ the mark….but pics none the less….

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Karolina Kurkova is GIving Me Boners at and Event of the Day

Karolina Kurkova is one of my favorite Victoria’s Secret models…but only because she made a serious comeback…she was on a downward spiral of fat chick syndrome…where she was so large she almost got fired….probably because of laziness and overeating….but that she blamed on her thyroid and that she starved herself to get out of…making me happy to stare at her her at events…dressed in sexy dresses…knowing she escaped a fate so many lazy chicks can’t escape…we had a close call, but we didn’t go down that road with this one…so she’s a fucking keeper….and that’s why she gives me boners…

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Victoria Justice Is Getting Better With Age

Here is Hollywood Tuna’s Hottest Babe of 2012 , Victoria Justice celebrating her 20th birthday with some friends and sister. A lot of people were angry with my decision, but I’m sticking with my choice because as you can see, Victoria is maturing and as she does her outfits are getting much skimpier. I have a feeling that it’s only a matter of time that either Maxim or FHM gets her in some lingerie. Fingers crossed.

Erin Heatherton Hot Behind the Scenes for GQ of the Day

Victoria’s Secret model….and Leonardo DiCaprio’s last model vagina….who I have a feeling Victoria’s Secret paid him to do for the press….not because Erin Heatherton doesn’t deserve the model fame she’s getting…she’s hot, American, fit and awesome….but because I just think there is more to the evil corporation that is Victoria’s Secret than we know…. She’s turning 24 in a few days….which means she has another year to that horrible 25 peak…that we all know life for a woman goes down hill after that point…so it’s almost as though she’s jumping into her last real “good” year….and she’s doing it well….at least according to this GQ behind the scenes video someone sent in…that could be from years ago for all I know…but that you will watch cuz she look’s banging in it….

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Victoria Justice Has Sex with Sponge Bob of the Day

I know that many dudes have probably already jerked off to this pic of Victoria Justice dry humping Sponge Bob Square Pants…like a dog on a stuffed toy…..and even more disturbing….is the fact that at least one of those dudes wasn’t jerking off because Victoria Justice was in the pic…but he was jerking off cuz his fetish is Spongebob…..and that people….is what makes this world a creepy fucking place….people be getting off to all kinds of shit…and I’m totally into documenting it….I like to contribute to the problems of the world….it’s just me doing my part…

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Victoria Justice Has Sex with Sponge Bob of the Day

I know that many dudes have probably already jerked off to this pic of Victoria Justice dry humping Sponge Bob Square Pants…like a dog on a stuffed toy…..and even more disturbing….is the fact that at least one of those dudes wasn’t jerking off because Victoria Justice was in the pic…but he was jerking off cuz his fetish is Spongebob…..and that people….is what makes this world a creepy fucking place….people be getting off to all kinds of shit…and I’m totally into documenting it….I like to contribute to the problems of the world….it’s just me doing my part…

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Barbara Palvin Gets Sexy For Replay

Here’s supermodel Barbara Palvin modelling for Replay. I’m not a very big fan of fashion shoots, but Barbara is such a cutie that I can’t help but share her with you guys. Anyway, let’s hope Victoria’s Secret gets her back in some skimpy lingerie because that’s what she really belongs in.

Victoria Justice in a Wet Suit of the Day

I saw the Cove and can safely say that this Dolphin is not as excited as Victoria Justice is to be captive and treated like a fucking dancing monkey….and if Victoria Justice was more that just a vapid little cunt….a puppet much like that poor dolphin…she’d be protesting these kind of Marine Mammals being exploited like slaves to the man…They are mistreated and abused….and anyone who participates in this shit should be fucking shot…even if the amusement park promoting this shit is paying her to do it. Seriously…s this is fucking punishment and dolphins are much more important to the future world than humans…. That said, she’s in a wet suit and you like that. Save the Marine Mammals….

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