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Karlie Kloss Looks Amazing for Muse of the Day

This is my second Karlie Kloss post today…I guess that means that either she’s on her hustle…grinding her little skinny body out as hard as she can to get as much coverage as possible….or that there’s little else going on in the world of half naked women….or that I have a creepy obsession with Karlie Kloss cuz she’s skinny and gets half naked for money…the kind of traits I look for in the women I want to mail evelopes of my semen to…. This shoot is for Muse magazine, it’s sexy…. Here’s the video… And here are the semi erotic pics…a lot less awkward than her Victoria’s Secret swim pics….she is so versatile…

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Karlie Kloss Looks Amazing for Muse of the Day

Victoria Justice Gets It On With A Dolphin!

Here’s my #1 Babe of 2012 Victoria Justice getting frisky with a dolphin on Instagram. It was her birthday earlier this week, and apparently this was how Victoria chose to celebrate her 20th. Funny, because this is exactly how I want to celebrate my next birthday: rolling around in the water and getting up close and personal with Victoria. She’s just such an adorable creature. Related Articles: Amazing Victoria Justice Bikini Pictures Victoria Justice Bikini Pictures Are A Let Down Victoria Justice Needs A Napkin Victoria Justice Is Maturing Nicely

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Victoria Justice Gets It On With A Dolphin!

Katherine Webb in a Bathing Suit on Celebrity Diving of the Day

Katherine Webb is some insignificant Miss Alabama who didn’t quite make it to be Miss USA…but who did make it to SI Swimsuit this month…which was a huge break for an otherwise loser….and in opening doors of opportunity that make no fucking sense….she’s also staring on a show called Celebrity Diving, which also goes by the name “ABC HAS NO MORE IDEAS”….cuz seriously, that’s a horrible fucking concept for a show…and the fact that it happened almost makes me mad that my three shows I’ve pitched the last 10 years have been rejected….because I should have just shat out something like “Celebrity DIvivng”….it’d be my ticket out of this fucking hell….a hell filled with pics of Katherine Webb in her bathing suit…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Vanessa Hudgens Scary in Paper Magazine of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is in Paper Magazine, and she’s dressed like Janet from Three’s Company, after she moves to New York in 82, and becomes a speed shoot, coked up hooker to compensate for being the second rate girl in the apartment all those years…. I don’t really get what’s going on here, but then again, I don’t really get Vanessa Hudgen’s celebrity…she’s not that hot, she’s hairy, and she hasn’t performed in NUDES since she was 17….and I figure if at 17 your down or show sings that you are down to have my kind of fun….by 21 or 22 you’ll be actually fucking donkeys on stage for a dollar tip….if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it is that she’s a disappointment.

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Vanessa Hudgens Scary in Paper Magazine of the Day

Rihanna Dressed Seriously Inapropriate by the Pool of the Day

Rihanna is an alleged ex teenage hooker….and she’s pretty sold her soul to the devil to get to this level of celebrity…that really must be kind of insane for her to manage…being from a small island where the most action you get is sucking of Simon Cowell at the Polo club….if you’re lucky….and in selling her soul…and showcasing to the world that she’s got no real morals or values…and that she’s go no real self respect or care for her fans….and that she’s pretty much an exhibitionist….these poolside pics are a disappointment…I expect more spread labia…and tears…as she continues to lose herself in her fame….because it always fucking happens…it’s just a matter of when….a ticking timebomb…I want to see more naked…but not of that Kate Upton lookin thing bending over her for the camera….

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Rihanna Dressed Seriously Inapropriate by the Pool of the Day

Toni Garrn Titties for 25 Magazine of the Day

Toni Garrn is a 20 year old model…from Germany…who is on the farm team for Victoria’s Secret…after already walking for them in 2011 and doing a few campaigns for them over the last 2 years….you know being conditioned to see if she’s worthy of being trapped in their Victoria’s Secret cage…and I guess while she’s waiting for them to give her a contract…cuz as of now they haven’t….she’s keeping busy by wearing latex and posing topless for some fashion magazine…probably for free…just to get her name out there….and you know what…that’s the best stratgy there is….I mean that and sex tape….cuz really that’s all I’m interested in….

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Toni Garrn Titties for 25 Magazine of the Day

Gina Gershon’s Shitty See Thru of the Day

Gina Gershon is some 50 year old pile of Botox who was in my favorite movie of all time Cocktail…..and my second favorite movies Showgirls….and she doesn’t look a day over “She’s a fucking robot sent here to eat our fucking babies”….you see cuz there’s something hilarious about Botox and that is that when a bitch is 50 and has less wrinkles than a 20 year old, you know her skin taught like a condom, not that you have that problem and either do I, but I assume her face is what it is like….not that any of that matters, what matters is that she’s in a shitty see through dress and you can see her menopausal tits in their menopausal bra….and I guess that’s erotic to some of you so Imma bring it.

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Gina Gershon’s Shitty See Thru of the Day

Gina Gershon’s Shitty See Thru of the Day

Gina Gershon is some 50 year old pile of Botox who was in my favorite movie of all time Cocktail…..and my second favorite movies Showgirls….and she doesn’t look a day over “She’s a fucking robot sent here to eat our fucking babies”….you see cuz there’s something hilarious about Botox and that is that when a bitch is 50 and has less wrinkles than a 20 year old, you know her skin taught like a condom, not that you have that problem and either do I, but I assume her face is what it is like….not that any of that matters, what matters is that she’s in a shitty see through dress and you can see her menopausal tits in their menopausal bra….and I guess that’s erotic to some of you so Imma bring it.

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Gina Gershon’s Shitty See Thru of the Day

Selena Gomez and/or Vanessa Hudgens Strikes a Pose for Social Media of the Day

I don’t know if it is racism, or just not caring, when it comes to trying to differentiate Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens…because as far as I’m concerned they are virtually the same thing….the token ethnic looking girl….who battles with her weight….and does whatever it takes for publicity, whether it is dating a gay pop star or dating a gay costar….or taking nude pics at 17 of your bush that you shaved earlier that day but it grows back so fast with the whole being a fucking monkey thing… Now they are both collectively trying to re-invent themselves, together, doing Harmony Korine smut, and I guess these pics are from the wild and crazy life of a poptart promotional tour….who cares….just look a how they pose though….

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Selena Gomez and/or Vanessa Hudgens Strikes a Pose for Social Media of the Day

Selena Gomez and/or Vanessa Hudgens Strikes a Pose for Social Media of the Day

I don’t know if it is racism, or just not caring, when it comes to trying to differentiate Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens…because as far as I’m concerned they are virtually the same thing….the token ethnic looking girl….who battles with her weight….and does whatever it takes for publicity, whether it is dating a gay pop star or dating a gay costar….or taking nude pics at 17 of your bush that you shaved earlier that day but it grows back so fast with the whole being a fucking monkey thing… Now they are both collectively trying to re-invent themselves, together, doing Harmony Korine smut, and I guess these pics are from the wild and crazy life of a poptart promotional tour….who cares….just look a how they pose though….

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Selena Gomez and/or Vanessa Hudgens Strikes a Pose for Social Media of the Day