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Karolina Kurkova’s Squeezed Into a Dress of the Day

Karolina Kurkova is funny and not just cuz she’s making faces…but because she almost got kicked off the Victoria’s Secret team for being a tank of a woman….that she blamed on her thyroid and not on her laziness….only to realize “shit, I make a lot of money being skinny”….to which she got her shit together…got skinny….and now she can attend events and celebrate….as her tits squeeze out of her dress like it was a sausage casing and they were bad implants…because that’s what fucking matters people….going from fat to skinny to get pay increases and incentives….like not getting fired and sent back to whatever third world you’re from…THanks evil panty corporation for being so generous… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Karolina Kurkova’s Squeezed Into a Dress of the Day

Candice and Behati for Victoria’s Secret Valentines Day

Here’s Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret…because….why the fuck not right…Victoria’s Secret doesn’t pay me for their Valentine’s Day campaign…but they pump content at me…babes…half naked that I can’t ignore….because they look so awesome half naked…that I’ll do what I can to help make them another Billion dollars as long as they keep the hot pussy flowing into this cup….and by cup I mean aroused perverted mind…. So do what Victoria’s Secret want…listen to their brainwash…their eveil corporation brainwash and buy panties even if you don’t have a girlfriend…or wife…cuz that’s what your job is to do….

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Candice and Behati for Victoria’s Secret Valentines Day

Victoria Justice Is Still The Hottest But…

You guys know how much I love Victoria Justice , but I’ve gotta admit, I was hoping for a little more hotness from her first post after being named my #1 Babe of 2012 .  Maybe she didn’t read the terms and conditions of her prize. It clearly states that in addition to winning a date with me, she’s obligated to appear in a bikini or Daisy Dukes at least once a month. I know these pictures are promos for the new season of her kids’ show though, so I’ll give Victoria a pass this time. After all, it’s nothing a few “leaked” cell phone pictures can’t fix. Related Articles: Amazing Victoria Justice Bikini Pictures Victoria Justice Bikini Pictures Are A Let Down Victoria Justice Needs A Napkin Victoria Justice Is Maturing Nicely

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Barbara Palvin is Boring in the March Glamour UK of the Day

Barbara Palvin is on the Victoria’s Secret major push…you know they cast her last year and all of a sudden a day doesn’t go by without seeing pics of her…they have her in the grind….cuz the more exposure she gets…the more celebrity she gets….the more longevity she gets…and the more likely she’ll be the rookie who takes over the glory of the Veteran….as all the other Victoria’s Secret girls are pushing 30….and it will be time for them to follow Heidi Klum into old lady obscurity…giving this string a chance for the glory…it’s the circle of Victoria’s Secret life…and as long as there is pussy being born…they’ll be ready for it…. That said, they should try to get some better pics of her body when they get her in magazines…I mean I don’t need to see her hair and face…I want ass and titties people…. TO SEE DIANE KRUGER AND LENA LOMKOVA IN THE SAME MAGAZINE FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Bregje Heinen in her Bathing Suit for Some Campaign of the Day

Bregje is a dutch name that sounds like you’re throwing up…so it doesn’t work on fat chicks or anyone who isn’t a model…but luckily for Bregje Heinen she is a 19 year old model..and her name sounds as glorious as can be as she poses in bikinis like it was 2011 and she was doing the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show…..that I guess she didn’t do all that good of a job on because she’s no longer part of that criminal organization but she’s been able to leverage it to get more half naked work…like she’s doing here for some company….and the funny thing about these bikini models I always write about is that they are so good in pictures…but I know…that if I was next to them in person…dealing with their 5 foot 11 bodies next to my 5 foot 6…I would feel a little weirded out…but since I don’t leave my house at these pics are all I have…it works for me….

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Miranda Kerr Knows How To Dress For A Wedding

I’m not a big weddings guy, it’s a hell of a lot to sit through just to get to the free meal and open bar, but after seeing these pictures of Miranda Kerr in this lingerie/wedding shoot for Victoria’s Secret,  I’m starting to change my mind. Let me just say, I’m glad Victoria’s Secret is finally getting into the wedding dress game. And I hope to see my future ex-wife walk down the aisle in one of these someday. It’s every little boy’s dream. » view all 14 photos Related Articles: Miranda Kerr Topless In Jalouse Miranda Kerr In The Hottest Red Dress Ever The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2008 Miranda Kerr And Her Awesome Breasts

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Lana Del Rey for Numero of the Day

I have never found Lana Del Rey all that hot…I mean she’s a whole lot of smoke and mirrors and post production…but I can’t really hate what she’s doing…her songs are not shit…her image isn’t all that bad…even if it’s fake or set up for the media….a packaged fucking good that has been marketed properly thanks to her daddy’s money…maybe…but it worked…people ate it up and to hate is just useless partially cuz she doesn’t know who I am…so my opinion is irrelevant…but more importantly….who fucking cares if she’s legit or not…she is making money, living the good life, and is not overly offensive about it…especially when she’s modeling in magazines showing a little tit…a little topless…I have no choice but to be a fan… To hate someone doing this climb to the top right goes against my life philosophy of hating people who don’t deserve this fame thing….her product is good and now she’s starting to look good…making all this good…..someone get me a thesaurus.

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Emily Didonato & Lily Aldridge in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

I don’t know if this is some model war shit…you know where they are pinned up against each other dressed in some lingerie under some sophisticated outfits they are being classic sexy in….in efforts to show off who is more sexy and who is the better one for the public’s affection….but I do know it is shot by Terry Richardson and is starring Emily Didonato a model I don’t think I’ve ever heard of and Lily Aldridge the Victoria’s Secret angel who used to do Tampax ads….but more importantly…I know they are battling…even if it is unofficial…and I know they are both lookin at these pics…trying to figure out who looks better….cuz girls are catty and competitive…and I guess that’s a good thing…cuz it makes them try harder…and as far as I’m concerned…they both look good to me.

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Emily Didonato & Lily Aldridge in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

More Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures

Because the only thing better than Candice Swanepoel bikini pictures is more Candice Swanepoel bikini pictures, here’s another set from what I’m guessing is another Victoria’s Secret shoot. Only this time, they’ve got Candice looking ridiculously hot on a boat instead of on the beach. Genius. I can’t wait to see what they come up with next. » view all 14 photos Related Articles: Candice Swanepoel Is A Sexy Little Devil Candice Swanepoel Smells Amazing Candice Swanepoel Sexy Artsy Photoshoot Candice Swanepoel Nude Photos: FameFlynet

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Magdalena Frackowiak for Vogue Brazil of the Day

You know this Magdalena Frackowiak babe is really not all that bad looking….no wonder Victoria’s Secret abducted her and made her sign her soul over to the devil….not that these are Victoria Secret pics….those are in the works in St Barts….and sure we’ve seen her TOPLESS MODELING BEFORE ……and topless is better than bikini….but I’ll take what I can get…now that she’s all corporately owned….like a McDonald’s Happy Mean…only she keeps her burger in the wrapper….unfortunately…

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Magdalena Frackowiak for Vogue Brazil of the Day