Since this is my first post on her, I’d like to introduce you guys to Victoria’s Secret model Edita Vilkeviciute . She’s Lithuanian, she looks ridiculously hot in a bikini, and according to her Twitter , she likes apples and hot tea. Fascinating stuff. We have so much in common. I think I might ask Edita to be my new Internet girlfriend. So what if I can’t pronounce her name, let alone spell it? We’ll just keep things on a strictly physical basis. » view all 14 photos Photos: Fameflynet
Erin Heatherton is some low level ex girlfriend of Leonardo DiCaprio, Victoria’s Secret model they are pushing hard, who is now being spied on my the paparazzi, like it isn’t totally staged by Victoria’s Secret to increase her stock, but what they should be doing is releasing their sex tape, cuz all I care about is seeing girls get penetrated…..but I don’t mind being reminded of my amazing peeping tom that isn’t official peeping tom cuz I was never arrested for it…even if I broke my leg because of it….past….cuz a topless chick or a changing chick is sometimes better from a tree branch….unfortunately this birds got her top on…. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Two funny things… The first is that Candice Swanepoel, my favorite of the Victoria’s Secret models, who my one reader gets mad at me for proclaiming my love, because I guess he never felt love before…not even for some tall, South African farm girl he’s never met…but would still be willing to sing love songs to her outside her bedroom….or chase her to the gate at the airport to say “don’t go”….brought her dog on set and he stole the show…but hiding her tits…in what makes him as bad as when you bang a girl with a dog at her house and the dog doesn’t like what you’re doing to her….. The second funny thing is that her caption read something like “Milo Stealing all the attention at work”….making me assume she actually considers this life a job and not a meal ticket…like she legitimately thinks this is fucking working….because she’s getting paid to stand around in her underwear…and I guess it gives her purpose…or whatever…but seriously I think the definition of work..is far different than being paid to play….but I’ll still forgive her…since we’re connected at the soul and all. For those wondering, I’m talking to you guy on twitter, Victoria’s Secret doesn’t pay my to promote their bullshit…but the should…
Maria Menounos had a wardrobe malfunction….a word or term I fucking hate using cuz it makes me feel like some candy coated poptart sucking piece of shit gossip blog….you see I prefer the biker approach to life “bitch got her pants ripped cuz of all the ass fucking her greek ass is into”….you know play on the fact that they aren’t sewing her dress back together…but her asshole because in Greece the asshole is the main vagina…the one you use when you’re not trying to make babies….but reality is her dress split, she had a team with a sewing kit, instead of giving the paparazzi a story, like she was Tara Reid…she dealt with it herself using social media…and he’s what it looked like….mocking yourself is always cute. Who is Maria Menounos again and why does she matter?
Caroline Corinth is a new Victoria’s Secret catalog girl…can’t find all that much info on her other than that she’s 5 foot 10 like most models….who you can’t grasp their freakish big footed proportions in catalog shots while they are half naked…..and amazing…. I think she’s from Denmark and represents yet another international vagina Victoria’s Secret has abducted and put into a bikini in exchange for fame, celebrity boyfriends, and money…. I also think she gives good face. I’m a fan. I hope she sends me a signed 8 x 10 I can jerk off on….
Compared to an Adriana Lima or a Candice Swanepoel , Toni Garrn isn’t exactly the best-known Victoria’s Secret model out there, or the hottest. But as you can see from these bikini pictures, even a second-tier Victoria’s Secret model is hotter than any girl you’ve seen in real-life all year. And better yet, unlike Adriana or Candice, if you told Toni that she was your favorite Victoria’s Secret supermodel, that might be enough to give you a shot. She’s probably never heard that line before.
Biography for Victoria Shavel Country/Territory：Belarus Age： 21 Height：1.75 m (5 ft 9 in) Hometown：Gomel Victoria Shavel has been confirmed as Miss World Belarus 2013. The beauty from Gomel is 21 years old and stands 1.75 m. Victoria was the first runner up in the bi-annual Miss Belarus 2012 beauty pageant held on May 4, 2012. The winner, Julia Skalkovic, represented the country in Miss World 2012 pageant in Ordos, China last August. Victoria will represent Belarus in the upcoming Miss World 2
I should be dating Elsa Hosk – you know because I want to fuck her…but I’m not…because we’ve never met…but I am sure if I was a janitor in her high class apartment..or if I was a bus boy at one of her high end restaurants…or if I worked in the shipping department of one of her clients…or the mail room in the building her agency was in….nothing would keep us apart and she’d be all about me…cuz that’s how soul mates work people. If you don’t know who she is, she walked the Victoria’s Secret fashion show the last two years…. If you’re wondering…I feel like I am soul mates with anything with a vagina…
I hate to be a hater…actually I don’t hate being a hater at all..cuz the basis of my existence is hating…in as nice a way as possible…but this 18 year old Victoria’s Secret model who has been getting a ton of hype…from walking her first show…to banging Beiber all while confusing me as to where the evil geniuses at Victoria’s Secret even find a teen model to get in their lingerie…and now disappointing me with her bikini body that at 18 is not toned enough for my liking….or busty enough for those hips that can’t lie cuz they are too big…bt I guess at 18 she’s not done growing and this is just her awkward stage…..cuz here she is in a bikini…after what looks like a few too many Christmas dinners / fruitcakes…you know Kate Upton’s diet….cuz it works for Kate Upton….right?! For the record…to prevent hateful emails on this glorious XMAS Day…i realize she’s still a hot 18 year old…I just don’t buy into the hype…
It seems that Christmas has come early because I just discovered these hot pictures of Victoria Justice in my inbox. Thanks Santa. Also as an stocking stuffer he threw in Ariana Grande. I’ll take it. Now you guys know how much I love Victoria and feel that she should be respected because the girl is a class act, but I think those leotards are just a little tight in the crotch area . Having said that, don’t be naughty and click that link or else Santa won’t bring you any presents.
