Source: SOPA Images / Getty When Friday rolls around, everybody isn’t about to be club hopping like the rest of them. Some folks would much prefer a quiet evening cuddled with their game console. And let’s keep it a hundred — some of these games have theme songs that can get you hype better than any club can. Just ask dance guru Yvng Homie … And we shall never forget the moves Kida the Great dropped on us for the Wii theme song. Classic. Swipe through for some more video game moves necessary to start your weekend!
Bella Thorne was out “raving” in a bikini and mesh pants and the whole thing was pretty wonderful to a pervert like me – because I think Bella Thorne, despite all the jacking up she’s done to her face is hot… I am drinking the RED koolaid, I am sold or I’ve bought into her witchcraft manipulating all of us in with her body…despite having never watched Disney Channel, or her show on Disney Channel, and not actually knowing who she is… I just know she’s better than a traditional insta whore, because she started this whoring with the mainstream support of the media…the money, the fame, and yet she still felt she should be naked or half naked showing off her tits and slutty behavior that comes with being a porned-up youth these days…I mean they just fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck no problem…creating Super GONO and other fun things…like the throat HPV epidemic..brilliant… I also know she’s just a child star being a product of being a child star, spoiled, entitled and now very into EDM and making dance music for the mainstream who all listen to this mindless, lack of music music…and I’m not saying that as an old man..it’s just all video game shit that they probably spend an afternoon making…turning out crowds and making millions..rewarded for understanding a computer program by fucking groupies like this one…as they rage / rave / who cares…her body is great. The post Bella Thorne Bikini Raving of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jennifer Lopez celebrated her birthday yesterday. She turned 48, though you absolutely wouldn’t know it from looking at her. Her boyfriend, Alexander Rodriguez, took to Instagram to post a beautiful and affectionate tribute to her in honor of her birthday. But that wasn’t all. We now have some new hot, revealing J Lo photos , because the world can never have enough. Her birthday outfit was just shy of being her birthday suit . She. Looks. Amazing . You might be thinking that it’s “easy” to look gorgeous when your outfit is as revealing as this one. And, to be sure, this outfit looks like she’d spend her evening constantly perched on the verge of a major nip-slip. (Though we’re sure that she’s using some double-sided tape) But the fact that it’s so revealing is part of what makes it so impressive. Because not everybody can pull off an outfit like that when they’re 20, let alone 48 . Wearing it is a power move, but Jennifer Lopez has the body — and abs — to pull it off. Wearing it out to celebrate is even more of a power move, honestly, because plenty of people would worry that establishments would turn them away if they show up wearing … almost nothing. That can’t be a major worry for J Lo. (A friend of mine once had to nervously remind her that children weren’t allowed in a particular part of the hotel, but it’s hard to picture her being asked to change clothes for the sake of some restaurant) Remember J Lo’s infamous dress from … nearly 20 years ago? To think that, at the time, people looked and wondered how she kept it up. (Definitely with double-sided tape, folks — that’s always the answer) This outfit puts that dress to shame. Alex Rodriguez posted a birthday tribute to the singer on his own Instagram page. “Wishing a happy birthday to this amazing human being who lights up my world every day. Te amo muneca!!” That is so sweet. Of course, we already knew that these two were crazy about each other — almost obnoxiously so (remember their baecation ?). But that doesn’t make birthday messages any less precious. For those of you who took Spanish too long ago to remember (or took a different language and really don’t know), that last bit of A-Rod’s message means: “I love you, doll.” Cute, right? He also included “#Leo,” because goofy astrology stuff isn’t just for your Twitter mutuals. Celebrities do it, too. Seriously, though, look at her again. That outfit is almost unrealistic in its excellence. Like the kind of thing that a video game designer would (deservedly) get hell for after making it the default outfit of a female character. By J Lo rocks it in real life like that’s what everybody wears. Amazing. For what it’s worth, A-Rod looks pretty great in his cobalt suit. Just, you know, all eyes are understandably on Jennifer Lopez. Sometimes it’s easy to give Jennifer Lopez a hard time, but her birthday week’s a good time to remember that we really do believe that she’s a good person. In fact, recently her post about her sister’s child, Brendan, gained positive notice because J Lo respected her nibling’s they/them pronouns. You’d think that respecting a person’s basic pronouns, gender, and identity would be the bare minimum of what you’d expect even between strangers, let alone between family and loved ones. In today’s toxic political climate, that isn’t always the case. And sometimes celebrities have nasty surprises for you — Drake Bell, back when Caitlyn Jenner came out as trans, revealed himself to be a huge transphobe and tried to “honor” her athletic accomplishments. Never have I clicked “unfollow” so quickly. (Hate Caitlyn all that you like, but not because she’s trans, and don’t misgender her or use her deadname) Clearly, J Lo is a good and loving aunt in a world that needs more like her. And she must make one hell of a girlfriend, because A-Rod is glued to her side. It looks like she’s crazy about him, too. Even though she’s reluctant to make him her fourth ex-husband . We get that.
Kim Kardashian is launching her own makeup line, Kim Kardashian West Beauty. Even though, as people have already pointed out, Kim’s business could compete with Kylie Cosmetics . But now that we’ve seen how much money Kim is projected to make … we totally get it. Women’s Wear Daily projects that Kim Kardashian’s first product will rake in $14.4 million within minutes . Just about anybody would sell out their sibling’s business for that kind of cash, right? We’re kidding. Ish. So, Kim’s new line drops its first product, a cream for contouring and highlighting that comes in four shades, on June 21st, That’s the Summer Solstice, so we hope that the conspiracy folks who think that every Halftime Show is an Illuminati ritual have fun with that. Kim Kardashian West Beauty is expected to sell all 300,000 of these kits in under 5 minutes. Since each of them cost $48 and math exists … you get $14.4 million. Well, Kim and other profit participants get that much. They’re not pulling these numbers out of nowhere, either. Apparently, when Kylie Cosmetics released KKW by Kylie, it was basically just a test run for Kim’s own line. Which had to be weird for both of them, right? 300,000 of these lip kits sold out in minutes, and were $45 each … generating over $13 million. Based on that test run — literally imagine making that much on a test run , holy crap — they expect for Kim’s own products to sell at least as well for her own brand. And remember that some people only go to Kylie Cosmetics because they adore Kylie. There’s no telling how quickly Kim might sell out to her own fans. Given that level of cooperation, it sounds like they might not be competing after all. Kim, at least, would have us think so, because that’s what she told WWD . “I am older than Kylie. We definitely have a different audience.” That’s true. Kylie’s audience is, for the most part, people young enough that using Snapchat doesn’t make them feel like the cold hands of time are clutching at them and dragging them ever-closer to the grave. They must think that it’s worth it to see Kylie pose in a sheer lacy bra that does nothing to hide her nip-nops. Kim’s fans tend to be a little older — old enough that they can relate in some way to a woman who’s now a married mother of two. “We do have a lot of similar things — but we aren’t doing the same products so we won’t run into that overlap.” Kim Kardashian Beauty is supposed to just be concentrating on contouring and stuff instead of lip kits, but who knows how that might change? Money changes people. Even when they’re already rich. But Kim seems to thinkt hat it won’t be an issue. “We’re really cautious of that. We work together to make sure that we don’t overlap like that.” Keep your friends close and your sister closer, eh, Kylie? We know that Kylie’s willing to go all-out to promote her products. Usually that just means, you know, sexy pics with a caption here and there. Kim’s has more experience at being a businesswoman — remember her video game? — and her brand is a little different. But however she keeps people interested in her products over time, we’re sure that it’ll be hard to miss. Maybe she and Kylie can both be makeup moguls. We just hope that, with hundreds of thousands of women doing their makeup like Kim, Rob doesn’t bang any more Kim Kardashian lookalikes . Because ick . View Slideshow: 14 Times We Thought Kylie Jenner was Actually Kim Kardashian
Historic 13th Season Of “The Bachelorette” Marred By Contestant’s Offensive Tweets The historic season of “The Bachelorette” is definitely off to a messy start. 31-year-old Nashville singer/songwriter Lee Garrett, one of the many men competing for the chance to win the affections of attorney banger Rachel Lindsay had his old tweets exposed by EA Sports video game producer Erika Esola-Imburgio, who questioned why ABC’s vetting process didn’t weed out England for his offensive comments. The tweets from 2015 and 2016 take aim at feminists, gays, Hillary Clinton, Islam, and Black Lives Matters… Gotta love how @BacheloretteABC casts Lee…wonder how @TheRachLindsay feels about it? #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/RX6lkGpgyB — Erika (@emesola) May 31, 2017 Considering contestants of the show have to be run through background checks, Esola-Imburgio questioned if Garrett was planted to be a isht-starter for ratings… In the meantime, Garrett’s accounts (he refers to himself as “pleasantly offensive” in his bios) have been turned to private since the offensive tweets were exposed. Embed from Getty Images So far no word from ABC or “The Bachelorette” production studio Warner Horizon Television on the controversy. Do you think this is something the network missed when picking contestants or do you think they planted Garrett? Also, have you been watching this show or nah? WENN/TWitter
Jesse Williams and his estranged wife Aryn Drake-Lee are reportedly co-parenting despite their impending divorce. According to TMZ, Jesse and Aryn have been separated for months while maintaining constant communication. The Grey’s Anatomy star allegedly moved out their family home weeks ago. Jesse recently filming a video game in Paris where he was seen with […]
I would say that these pics of Kate Hudson leaving Brad Cooper’s house in her post-sex clothes is a red flag and that she’s probably already pregnant… But then I remember that Kate Hudson is old…menopausal…possibly infertile due to the abortions or STDs over the years…because se owns one of the most well travelled vaginas in Hollywood…Hollywood kids and their vaginas…always so irresponsible.. I guess Brad Cooper can fuck whoever he wants as he owns the russian hooker Irina and her pregnancy, but Russian women, even the hookers are intense…so it’s possible he’s not allowed to fuck girls like Kate Hudson, and really why would you…when you’ve got Irina…even while pregnant…her dripping, hormonal vagina is a better option… Who knows…maybe they are just friends…because celebrity womanizers are always just friends with celebrity women… Either way…scandal. Either way…old or not…good booty… Either way….who cares this is Kate Hudson… Maybe she’s just borrowing some milk from Irina…because her milk’s all dried up… The post Kate Hudson Leaving Brad Cooper’s House of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Olivia Munn wants to remind you that she’s more than just some low level TV host from a low level TV show because it was the only job she could book… She’s also the ethnically ambigious girl who manipulated the hollywood scene while she was a low level TV show host on a show that targeted the easiest market to see tits to…video game nerds…. Nerd Gamers are like the country music crowd…you don’t need to be authentic, you just need to talk their language and their in… With that audience…she was allowed to sit at the right table at the right trendy spots….and concerts…pull parties…coupled with not needing talent to act…while just needing tits….she’s become a hollywood starlet who books jobs… And here she is out with her tits…tits that helped make her…tits that are living her dream and are all rich as fuck…tits that are bigger than I thought…tits that still don’t play videogames but tits that want all you gamers to still think she does…her fans help close deals…and tits using you is something you know too well because it’s the only way tits talk to you….or in Olivia Munn’s case…don’t talk to you…but get in movies because of you… I have a funny Olivia Munn story, but I don’t feel like writing it out…. The post Olivia Munn’s Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There’s a recent gossip story that is trending on my facebook – that I didn’t bother looking into – because it involves Kanye / Kim and Taylor Swift – all terrible people – but from what I did see they outted Taylor Swift for lying, because she’s an evil little monster – no one gets as rich as she does without manipulating or slitting some fucking throats – and no one at her age have that kind of money and act like decent people – even though it’s all part of the media manipulation – they are all in this together. I’ve been calling her a whore forever…but I guess I call everyone whores – because they are whores and I only do content on whores…and one of the leader in whores is Kim Kardashian – who made a massive career as a whore – is a cover on FORBES for the 50 million dollars she made with her video game from being a whore – and she posted nipples from some photoshoot where she wore a MILF shirt – because she’s still whoring – and why not..dudes still want to fuck her – and think she’s hot…even though she’s a monster made by science and I guess by perverts everywhere – it’s weird – but at least she keeps shamelessly gives people what they want… Here’s the video everyone is talking about – basically exposing Taylor Swift as a liar about his lyrics – because Kanye’s pretty hilarious and I guess Kim is up there with him in ultimate trolls. Fuck Taylor Swift and her weird group of koolaid rinking weirdos. The post Kim Kardashian – Still Whoring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kim Kardashian has gone on the record, addressing her supposed rivalry with Kylie Jenner by making it as clear as possible: There is no sibling rivalry with Kylie Jenner. Following weeks of speculation that beef exists between the sisters because Kylie is trying very hard to be just like Kim, Kardashian took to her official app on Friday and addressed the alleged feud. “Kylie and I laugh so hard at this all the time, because people always want to pit us against each other, thinking we have similar careers,” Kim wrote. “I think it’s amazing – there’s no one else I would want to be in the same business with than my sister. “She teaches me so much, and I teach her so much, and we’re both so close that it’s just funny.” It is true that Jenner and Kardashian are both in the same business… of posing on Instagram with very little clothing on their bodies. But there’s plenty of room on that social media service for both of these women to succeed in that noble pursuit. “Sometimes I hear a rumor and I’m like, ‘Wait, is that true?! What’s really going on? I need to call my sister,'” Kim added. “But with this one, that has never been the case. “We just are so supportive of each other, and that’s really what it is.” So much for that rumor that Kim is mad at Kylie and Kendall for their video game we guess, huh? We’ll keep our eye on these sisters nonetheless, just to make sure all remains calm between them. Soon enough, though, we may not be able to tell Kim apart from Kylie… View Slideshow: 14 Times We Thought Kylie Jenner was Actually Kim Kardashian
