This week, Vogue released some good videos via their youtube channel. Kendall Jenner and a couple other models released a Voting promo, plus Kim Kardashian talked about her love of McDonalds while Ciara showed off her beauty routine . Turn the pages and peep.
While we still don’t know if the sequel will see the light of day, the original Space Jam is set to hit theaters for its 20th anniversary. Fathom Events recently announced that it will re-release the classic 1996 film in over 450 U.S. theaters for two days. The film — which was Michael Jordan‘s introduction to acting — starred […]
Angry Women Over Naked Clinton Statue More Anger over Naked Clinton Terrible Driving of the Day People Try to Catch Suicidal Woman with Cardboard Jungle Training in Malaysia Involve Throwing Snakes at the Students Pervert on Public Transit Drunk Driver Stops in Middle of Highway to Piss Humpback Whale Calf Freed from Shark Net in AUstralia The post Chick Swallows a Stick of Butter and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In a world filled with hate….Munchkin the Teddy Bear is all that matters… When presidential elections that are weird smear campaigns and not actual politics – because both contestants are garbage and annoying to listen to….but a nice distraction to all the actual issues in the world…reminding us that clickbait and stupidity of humanity is just as high and relevant as ever…making for a very scary tomorrow…because the government realized that if you give people access to information and tools to make change and even overthrow the government…people will spend their time taking selfies and laughing at bad sex jokes, tit pics and all that..other MEME shit… So give Munchkin the Teddy Bear the love he deserves…as the legend, more relevant than anything we’ve done…. The post Munchkin the Teddy Bear is the Best Thing Ever appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jojo posted a picture of herself in panties on her snapchat, the hub for people to post erotica, because they are all exhibitionists….but more importantly where other people can watch those people post their erotica because we are all voyeurs…and Snapchat is the reality TV or JennyCam that is accessible to everyone… Apparently, Jojo is clever and articulate. Instead of saying “Sorry Not Sorry” about her shameless exhibitionism in her high waisted body shaping panties…she said…with elegance and class “I would say sorry if I really meant it”….such depth…such prose…when will the accidental masturbation videos get posted to her story….you know as these things happen…because that’s the only reason people follow these nonsense stories… The post Jojo is Sorry Not Sorry in her Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
At 9 pm EST tonight, Donald Trump will square off with Hillary Clinton for the third, and thankfully final, presidential debate. At this point, these things are like dentist appointments: We all agree they’re necessary, but they can be intensely painful experiences. Anyway, Trump got trounced in the first debate , and rather than redeeming himself in round two as his supporters had hoped, he arguably made an even bigger mess of his second clash with Clinton. Have you ever seen a 70-year-old man crash from an epic coke high in a televised town hall setting? We have, and it was ugly. Anyway, with less than three weeks remaining until the election, this may be Trump’s last chance to shift the momentum in his favor. So naturally, the real estate mogul/anthropomorphic Flamin’ Hot Cheeto is pulling out all the stops. Sources say he’s boning up on tonight’s topics, such as the national debt; he’s participating in mock debates; and of course, he’s … inviting President Obama’s half-brother?! Yes, in the sort of move that kind of makes you wonder if he’s participated in some sort of Freaky Friday mind-swap with a petulant toddler, Trump is attempting to psych Hillary out by making Malik Obama his guest of honor. If you’re wondering about the reasoning behind the decision, as far as we can tell, there isn’t any. It’s true that Malik supports Trump, but it’s not like he’s Hillary’s half-brother. We’re sure lots of politicians have relatives who are diametrically opposed to them ideologically. Is that the point Trump is making here? That’s not a rhetorical question; we’re legitimately confused. Not surprisingly, Trump didn’t offer much in the way of insight when he was asked about his decision during a recent press conference: “I look very much forward to meeting and being with Malik,” Trump said, sounding very much like he and the 58-year-old recently arranged a smash session on Tinder. “He gets it far better than his brother.” “I’m excited to be at the debate. Trump can make America great again,” Malik told reporters. Asked about the allegations that Trump sexually assaulted as many as a dozen women, Malik – a Kenyan-born American citizen – trotted out the lame-ass Cosby defense: “I don’t believe them,” Obama said. “Why didn’t they come forward before?” Well, he’s certainly delusional enough to be a Trump supporter! View Slideshow: 19 Things Donald Trump Has Actually Said While Running for President Inviting the President’s half-brother seems like kind of a pointless stunt, but who knows? Maybe the sight of Malik sitting in the crowd will somehow sway every undecided voter in the country and a few million Hillary supporters over to Trump’s side. Then, when Trump gets elected on the strength of the Malik bounce, the whole country can groan a sarcastic, “Thanks, Obama!”
That’s it! It’s over! We can hand Hillary Clinton the Presidential election now! Because she destroyed Donald Trump at the first debate? Because a video surfaced of Trump saying he likes to grab the pussy of any woman he chooses? No. Well… yes. Yes for all of those reasons. But we can mostly hand the Presidential election to Hillary Clinton now because Madonna opened for Amy Schumer at Madison Square Garden last night. And before turning the stage over to the beloved comedian, the legendary singer made a promise to the crowd. She specifically made a promise to every man in the crowd (or not in the crowd, we presume) who casts his vote on November 8 for Clinton. Simply put, Madonna said she will go down on you. She didn’t sugarcoat this. She didn’t beat around any bushes or imply this. She very straightforwardly came out and said the following: “One more thing before I introduce this genius of comedy: If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blow job,” Madonna said prior to bringing out Schumer. Wait… what? For real? Will she put any effort into it to make it worthwhile? Of course! This is Madonna! She takes her sex acts very seriously! “I’m good. I’m good,” she assured attendees. “I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact.” Oh, and one more thing, the 58-year-old said: “I do swallow.” Check out the video posted above to hear these words come out of Madonna’s mouth… just in case you needed one more reason to do the right thing, fellas. Schumer, of course, is a huge Hillary Clinton supporter herself. She got into some trouble last weekend during a show in Florida when she asked a Trump voter to come up on stage and explain himself. Soon after this man sat down, Schumer laid into Trump (hard!), earning a negative reaction from the crowd that included many people actually walking out of the venue. Watch the awkward incident take place below: Amy Schumer vs. Trump Supporters! But Schumer used this as an opportunity to just be hilarious and biting, reading an open letter to these Tampa fans during last night’s performance. “Dearest Tampa, I’m sorry you didn’t want me, a comedian who talks about what she believes in, to mention the biggest thing going on in our country right now,” Schumer said on stage, adding: “How could I think it was OK to spend five minutes having a peaceful conversation with someone with different views? “After the show, I want you to know that I will go straight to a rehab facility that will teach me how to make all people happy. “Both the rich, entitled, white people who are gonna vote for him and the very poor people – who’ve been tricked into it! “And Tampa, I’m so sorry. I shouldn’t have said that he was an orange, sexual-assaulting, fake-college-starting monster. Shouldn’t have said that. “I will never again say that he is an orange, sexual-assaulting, fake-college-starting monster!” But anyway, back to Madonna real quick: we’re voting for Hillary Clinton. Just saying. View Slideshow: 10 Controversial Photos of Madonna
If you watch Teen Mom: OG online , you know that this season hasn’t been an easy one for Catelynn Lowell. We watched as Catelynn battled depression and eventually sought help at an in-patient treatment facility in Arizona. But it’s always darkest before the dawn, as they say, and in the wake of her recent struggles, Catelynn seems to be doing better than ever – and as a bonus, she recently befriended a bonafide pop icon: Catelynn Lowell Reveals Celebrity BFF TMZ caught up with Catelynn and Tyler Baltierra at LAX recently, and the fan favorites shared an interesting story about their latest celebrity run-in. It seems that Aussie pop icon Sia is a big fan of Teen Mom and Catelynn in particular. Sia recently reached out to Sia on social media to invite her to her concert in LA: “She wrote me on Twitter. We have a lot of the same mental illness issues and stuff,” Lowell says. “She reached out to me and she said she was a huge fan of me, so she invited me to come to her concert.” Asked if the two of them hung out after the show Catelynn excitedly replied, “We did!” but sadly, she didn’t go into any detail. “I was absolutely shocked. Like, ‘Why is she writing me? This makes no sense!'” Fortunately, Catelynn’s confusion didn’t keep her from accepting the A-list invitation. Naturally, the TMZ cameraman quickly transitioned to the topic of Catelynn’s marriage, which has been put through its paces in recent months: “We’re doing great,” Lowell replied with a smile. Asked how long she plans to continue with the show that made her famous, Catleynn confirmed that she’s signed on for at least one more season, but she was unwilling to commit to anything beyond that. “I feel like it’s always gonna be a part of my life,” Lowell replied, vaguely. And as long as the ratings juggernaut keeps pulling in the viewers, we’re sure MTV will do whatever it takes to keep Catelynn and Tyler on board. Watch Teen Mom: OG online to relive the Baltierra’s turbulent year.
Amy Schumer found herself in an awkward situation over the weekend in Tampa. The comedian was in a battleground state for the upcoming Presidential election and therefore decided to try something different with the crowd. She actually called a Donald Trump supporter up on stage because she wanted to pick his brain. She wanted to know what a calm, reasonable and rational person would say was his basis for choosing Donald Trump to serve as the most powerful man in the world. And this is what transpired: Amy Schumer vs. Trump Supporters! Like we said: AWKWARD! The man basically said he was voting for Trump as an anti-Hillary Clinton maneuver, which is likely how many Republicans would respond to this question. After she thanked the man for his opinion, though, Schumer referred to Trump as an “orange, sexual-assaulting, fake-college-starting monster.” And this got the crowd all riled up. Many started to boo. A handful got up and left. Schumer seemed a bit taken aback by the response, telling security to find the people loudly voicing their negative viewpoints in order to escort them out of the arena. But she tells Entertainment Weekly that she was actually totally cool with everything that transpired at the show. “I loved the crowd and my show in Tampa last night!” Schumer told EW . “I want to thank the 8,400 people who stayed. We had a great time! We have always depended on comedians to make us laugh and tell the truth. “I am proud to continue that tradition.” Schumer never shies away from controversial topics, that much has been apparent for years now. The Trainwreck star has opened up about her first sexual experience… told everyone how old she was when she gave her first blow job … and spoken out on our need for gun control. So it’s not as though she’s afraid to wade into scandalous waters. But we’re still guessing she wasn’t prepared to actually get booed on stage. That has to be jarring for any comic, no matter how long you’ve been cracking jokes in front of people. View Slideshow: 16 Reasons Why We Adore Amy Schumer Does this mean she’ll tone down her act moving forward? We strongly doubt it. But she may think twice about going off script in such a manner as to actually call someone up on stage. There are any number of directions such a stunt could go in and most are not positive.