Is Jennifer Aniston still hot? I don’t have the answers, or at least a logical quantifiable answer, because you’re all perverts who would fuck anything… You’ve been tainted by her hard nipples that have been shoved in your face for decades – giving you the illusion that they are tits you want in your mouth…because what tits don’t you want in your mout. It’s marketing, like McDonalds, showing you shit you don’t really want enough times for you to want it… Unfortunately for Aniston, no one wants it long enough to get her pregnant…cuz they dip before shit gets too real…because she must be the fucking worst… The Titty Exploit Continues….and may never end… The post Jennifer Aniston Tits in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Rebecca Black is some clickbait, she’s a viral video that continues to exist, or that continues to exist, even though her and her big titties you didn’t know she had because she was 12 when that Friday Song Came Out…and probably didn’t have tits then…. Well, she’s found her way into my heart, in what I consider one of the best viral stunts of all time, because the only thing I am actually interested in, besides big tits…is pugs.. Seriously, the most interesting thing on social media is people’s pug videos, because pugs are spiritual and healing and amazing creatures – and living with one has made my life worth living and has inspired me to use all my internet money to open up a pug farm…where like Rebecca Black…I’ll roll around in them all day…with my tits…but without the hired paparazzi to capture ever second of it for marketing…I would do it for the pure joy of PUG. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rebecca Black Pug Porn Clickbait of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Queen Yan / Hollywood Hollywood is making calculated steps. The 31-year-old choreographer has already built a career for himself, arranging moves for artists like Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj . But in the world of social media and dance challenges, he still works to stay focused on his craft in a way that’s authentic to him. Growing up in uptown New York, Dyckman to be specific, Hollywood started dancing at the age of seven with hip hop as his main focus. He eventually got his big break around the age of 21 when he choreographed Lil Mama ‘s “G-Slide (Tour Bus)” music video . Ever since then, the gigs have been rolling in, but not without a few surprises and obstacles. Peep our quick chat below, where Hollywood explains how a personal tragedy and a Black excellence pioneer helped him become the dancer he is today. 1. You’ve worked with a lot of major music artists. What were some of the ways you were able to get these gigs? By promoting my work and creating visuals for artists with my specific vision. I also came up with social media around the same time everybody else was coming up with it. Some of my routines went viral and they got into the right hands, which is how I got the Diddy job, the Nicki Minaj and how I got Beyoncé. 2. Was there a particular quirk or something that surprised you when working with an artist? When I worked with Diddy, it wasn’t that I was surprised, but it was more of a confirmation of how hard this man really works and how there’s not a “no.” If you want something done, it’s going to be done, but it’s because it requires greatness from everybody that is around. If you’re not putting out great things, people don’t think they’re great. And if you’re putting out okay things, then people are going to attach that okay-ness to your brand. So it’s just about being very good at what you do, and working hard and being the best. 3. What would you say are the pros and cons of social media as a dancer, especially in light of recent dance challenges /crazes? The pros are how quick you can be discovered , how the masses can see your work, and how you can influence and become a huge brand with endorsements. The cons are how everyone wants everything quick and the over-saturation. Quantity does not necessarily mean quality, so a lot of people are just putting work out just to put work out and not a lot of us are really getting that quality. As for the dance challenges, I think they are very inclusive to people that aren’t dancers and so it’s a good thing. On the other side, sometimes a lot of the inclusion separates the seriousness from people taking dance as an art and not just as a gimmick. So it’s like a balance. It’s good and bad sometimes. 4. Were there any obstacles in your personal life that heavily influenced your dancing? The passing of my mother made me realize how short life is and how truly dance is my all. It has saved me from a lot of things and has refocused my mind to express myself and emotions through my passion.
Source: Kevin Winter / Getty This past week has been filled with viral videos that were begging for a meme. Two moments in particular brought out the hilarious commentary. The first was when a McDonald’s manager basically threw a customer around like a rag doll after she tried to sneak soda out in a water cup. The incident resulted in such hilarious memes like this… The second viral video moment came from Drake ‘s “Nonstop” music video where the Champagne Papi was sipping tea in the U.K. wearing a durag. The memes that followed were some of the best this week. Swipe through to check them out along with more McDonald’s brawl clownery!
Source: Amanda Edwards / Getty Let’s be real — viral challenges aren’t for everybody . Sometimes, it’s funny and cool when a celeb attempts to do the latest viral craze; but other times it just opens them up to more scrutiny. Take Blac Chyna for example. One of the first things folks bring up when they talk about her is her butt, it’s size and whether or not it’s real. Well, Chyna did the Zoom Challenge on her Insta Story over the weekend, and let’s just say her “zoom” wasn’t as smooth as it should have been. Blachyna booty was finna come off pic.twitter.com/mDXB6lBy06 — BIRTHDAY GIRL (@CallMeeChoc) July 28, 2018 Eek! That shit looked like that pic.twitter.com/vMsJDDiiRv — Jibber (@jibberloko) July 28, 2018 At first it just seems like a flub in the video quality, but nah. Slow motion replay pic.twitter.com/EdHS8lKbhW — a Leo (@mxxolisi) July 28, 2018 Hopefully next time, she’ll try a challenge that won’t put her ass-ets in jeopardy. via GIPHY
Source: Johnny Nunez / Getty 50 Cent and Ja Rule still haven’t gotten past their early millennium beef. And both are consistently trending for digitally beefing with each other and anyone else who wants smoke. If you don’t know why these two Queens natives have such intese feelings for each other, click through Tweet Historian @_ValTown_ ’s thread remembering the details of their legendary feud. 50 CENT/JA RULE BEEF THREAD BELOW @_ValTown_ I’LL START OFF WITH THIS pic.twitter.com/vNAx7ZWkWF — Brian (@_ValTown_) January 28, 2018 Last Friday Ja Rule decides to go on Twitter and rant about 50 Cent. All of us looking at this dude like “What the hell are you doing” . I posted a video and people were asking me to do a thread about this.. we taking it back to 1999 and counting.. y’all ready? LET’S GO!! pic.twitter.com/9W6G6hGrFS — Brian (@_ValTown_) January 28, 2018 Keep up with me I’m typing as I’m moving along. So it’s around let’s say mid 1998, 50 is done hustling and he’s trying the rap game out. He’s broke, jobless, and is living in apartment with his girlfriend, her mother, and his son. — Brian (@_ValTown_) January 28, 2018
Source: @darealwado / Pio La Ditinganci Social media sensation Pio La Ditinganci already proved he’s “no f***ing baby” by bagging a BET show. We’re just not sure if this viral clip of him and Master P peeling off in a cop car is part of the BET production, or something else. Either way, Pio’s clearly got the hook up. Pio got Master P speaking Spanish! (IG/Pioladitingancia @MasterPMiller ) pic.twitter.com/leiLDNgl6u — WORLDSTARHIPHOP (@WORLDSTAR) July 28, 2018 Watch the first three episodes of Pio’s show Excess on the next page.
Ariel Winter is a reminder that body shaming is a good thing. Body positivity is a bad thing…because sure she’s at the gym putting in work to offset her overeating, and really it’s not her fault she over eats, she’s a rich person who can afford all the great food available to her, with emotional trauma from being a child star…and the fact she puts in work at the gym is a good thing…most people just get fatter and fatter and say shit like “THIS IS ME”…. But I don’t think she’s quite at the level of spandex pants as clothing, maybe spandex under clothing to suck it all in, but not as outterwear…the gunt is too big, too dangerous, coming to eat our souls….. My life philosophy is less gunt, more starvation, so I am obviously offended by a teen girl with the upper cunt of a granny….and spandex is not strong enough to displace Ariel Winters…she needs more harnesses and straps…so maybe the oversized sweat suit is the answer…she doesn’t want to hear because she’s rich. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ariel Winter Gunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Words of wisdom from clickbait, “relevant”, it girl who’s got her whore on the internet down thanks to Disney Execs…Bella Thorne….to take you into the weekend and realize…how ridiculous and simplistic this generation and their porno is….makes you wonder how you’re clickbait humor hasn’t gone viral yet…doesn’t it….I’ve been Vulgar for 25 years, where’s my Disney movie deal… Get that pussy wet…wet…wet… Fuck your asshole…yeah. I mean young people are clearly fucking dumb…but I hope she shit’s before her ass sex since gingers statistically have stinky shit. The post Bella Thorne’s Inspirational Lyrics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: BFG Images / Getty Hindsight is 20/20 and now, looking back, we know we were trippin’! We remember being 16 years old, feeling held back by our parents and rules, just wishing that our 18th birthdays would arrive as soon as possible. Then, when 18 finally hit, we thought we were ready to go out into the world, we thought we knew it all, and we definitely thought we were fully grown adults. Haaaa! Take a stroll down memory lane with 10 funny thoughts many of us were guilty of having at 18 years old, via the viral hashtag #WhatIThoughtWhenIWas18.
