Kendall Jenner turned 21….which means she probably had her first alcoholic drink as American girls do when they turn 21….because there is no way she’s been railing lines of prescription pills to manage her busy life as one of the leaders in instagram modeling, you know because her instagram modeling went so viral that along with FIT TEAS and other nonsense teeth whitening products she’s paid to promote…like a low level half naked instagram bitch…she’s also in magazines that pretend to be legit but that are just about the followers…like everyone else seems to be in the world…because followers seems to be the dick measuring test to know if you actually exist, if you actually have substance, if you’re actually human….but I’d argue all these plastic, bullshit, followed people…are anything but human…or just the worst qualities of humans…and for that they shouldn’t be celebrating birthdays…they should be having funerals….kill them off…but no one cares enough to kill them off..they are more into just double tapping their bullshit instagram pics… Garbage… The post Kendall Jenner 21st Birthday Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
By now, you’ve probably heard: The Chicago Cubs won the World Series title on Wednesday night. Or on Thursday morning, to be specific, considering how long the 10-inning, rain-delayed affair took. But that was nothing for an endless array of Cubs fans around the country, many of whom had waited decades to see Chicago finally fly the final W of the season. Chicago Cubs Fans React to World Series Win The scene outside of Wrigley Field (above) was pretty chaotic and incredible, filmed just moments after the game’s concluding out. But it wasn’t especially personal, not compared with some of the other footage and photos that have been circulating around the Internet. Consider this 81-year old, for example, who wasn’t even alive the last time the Cubs won the World Series in 1908. Check out his reaction to this historic victory: 81-Year Old Cubs Fan Celebrates World Series Title Or take the case of Hazel Nilson, a 108-year old Chicago supporter who has gone viral due to the way she was “praying for a miracle” in the late innings of Game 7. And when that miracle actually occurred? YES BABY! And that’s the thing about sports. Are there more important things in life than the outcome of a baseball game? Of course. But there are very few things in life that bond people together in this kind of way. It can be a matter of tens of thousands of strangers rallying around a common cause and putting aside their other differences for a few hours. Or it can be a matter of parents and their children who have forged connections over their shared rooting interests that would have been difficult to forge in any other way. Just look at the photo below. It depicts Cubs fans last night who scrawled the name relatives that failed to live long enough to see the Cubs finally rule the baseball world. Pretty amazing, huh? Plus, come on: when else can we all rally around the one and only Bill Murray?!? Did the Cubs win last night? Yes. But in a way, we were all winners. View Slideshow: Bill Murray Celebrates Cubs Title, Twitter Melts Down Except for Indians fans. Sorry, you guys. But at least you have the Cavs!
“You know, it doesn’t even feel like cleavage hanging out,” says the Ghostest with the Mostest, hostess Elvira of her Igor•ly awaited décolletage… read more
Jordan Belamire has been sexually assaulted three times in her life, she says. Twice in real life, specifically, and once in virtual reality. Belamire (an alias) says she was playing a game, QuiVr, on her brother-in-law’s HTC Vive VR system when she was sexually assaulted. She’s not saying she was assaulted in the room while playing the game, she’s claiming she was violated in the virtual world of the game. According to Belamire, she was shooting zombies with strangers in QuiVr’s multiplayer mode when another player began to rub her chest. Virtually, but she says it was just as bad as the “real” thing. “I’ve been groped in real life, once in a Starbucks in broad daylight. I know what it’s like to happen in person ,” Belamire, 30, told CNN. “The shock and disgust I felt was not too far off from that.” Another user, BigBro442, had caught on that she was a woman because her mic streamed her voice through to the virtual world. Belamire yelled “Stop!” as BigBro442 grabbed her. That only made the bad situation worse, she said, as “he chased me around, making grabbing and pinching motions near my chest.” “Emboldened, he even shoved his hand toward my virtual crotch and began rubbing,” she wrote in a post that has gone viral online. Not everyone is buying into her claim that this is assault. “Please explain how someone can be assaulted in any form in VR. This seems to be someone whining just to whine,” said one commenter. Belamire temporarily suspended her Twitter as a result. Saying she is “more disturbed by the backlash than the VR incident itself,” she says she rejects the idea that this is someone harmless. Virtual Reality Sexual Assault: Is It a Real Thing? “It’s not real, therefore it’s OK; this is the amoral substructure of gaming culture,” wrote sociologist and gaming critic Katherine Cross. “This, more than anonymity, is the source of much gender and racial harassment on the internet,” she says in her essay, “Ethics for Cyborgs.” Other women have described similar experiences in VR. “I still tensed up and felt uncomfortable, and removing the headset didn’t take that feeling away,” says one gamer of her own harassment. Indeed, Belamire told CNN that the hand that stroked her body felt “very lifelike. You can make the fingers move in really realistic ways.” No, it’s not the same thing as real life, but it has an impact, she says, and one that’s severe enough that it should be taken very seriously. Some industry critics suggest that there needs to be a code of conduct in VR since its psychological effects are still new and unknown. Do you agree that this problem needs real monitoring? Or is this much ado about (sorry) virtually nothing?
Last week, the story of a Black female doctor who was rudely shut down by Delta flight attendant when trying to help a passenger with a medical emergency went viral. People were outraged at the disrespect and lack of apology from Delta, and even started a hashtag called #WhatADoctorLooksLike to prove that white men aren’t […]
Unexpected Teen Mom dude feud alert! Yes, it’s usually the ladies kicking up drama on MTV’s most bonkers reality series, but this week it’s been Farrah Abraham’s unhinged boyfriend Simon Saran stirring the pot. Saran must be starved for attention, because he’s been posting controversial content to social media for several days straight. Earlier this week Saran posted a nude photo of Farrah Abraham on Snapchat. Prior to that, Saran slammed his Teen Mom: OG co-stars in a series of bizarre Twitter rants. At first, Maci Bookout was the primary target of Saran’s ridicule: “How can you talk about balance when you can’t even balance walking a straight line cause you’re too f–ked up?” Saran tweeted, apparently in reference to rumors that Bookout drank while she was pregnant . Shortly thereafter, Saran turned his attention to Amber Portwood and her fiance, Matt Baier. If you watch Teen Mom: OG online , you’re probably aware that Baier makes quite the easy target. It’s been rumored that Baier fathered nine children with seven different women and spent several years on the run from child support payments. Baier denies the reports, but they haven’t exactly endeared him to fans of the show. Interestingly, Saran decided to ignore all that and take a different tack when attacking Baier online, insisting that the 45-year-old is a pedophile who shouldn’t be trusted around women. Commenting on a scene in which Amber’s daughter Leah seemed nervous in Baier’s presence, Saran snapped: “I would be nervous too sweetheart. You don’t want to sit on that man’s lap.” Saran later added: “He’s a red dot in the community,” an apparent reference to online sex offender registry maps. Not surprisingly, Portwood was less than amused by Saran’s trash talk. She engaged Saran in an online war of words that went down like this: AMBER: Simon your a little bitch who lets a girl talk mad sh!t to you. Your weak and irrelevant. Your a little boy toy puppet. SIMON: @AmberLPortwood you let a pedophile into your house congratulations AMBER: how is he a pedophile lol.. Where does that even come from? Stfu and be the little boy toy weak ass person you are. SIMON: lol you win!! Needless to say, the dude is taking the art of savagery to new and exciting places these days. Saran says that as a thanks for the traffic generated by his online burns, he’ll donate $10,000 to the Ronald McDonald House. We’re not sure how that makes sense, but it has us feelingl slightly less guilty for laughing about all this, so we’ll take it!
Ashley Greene has a bone to pick with Joe Jonas. And it’s all about the time Jonas and Greene totally boned as teenagers. The attractive male singer revealed to the world in a Reddit AMA this week that Greene was his first sexual conquest . This shouldn’t have come as a major shock to anyone who was aware that Greene was also Jonas’ first serious girlfriend. It’s not as though the two just banged in the backseat of some car after a night of heavy drinking. There were true feelings involved, as well as a steady relationship. “I lost my virginity to this girl named Ashley,” Jonas told fans in the AMA. “You can probably just Google it. It’s pretty easy to figure out. I dated a girl named Ashley, so just Google it to figure out which Ashley that is.” The answer, of course, is Ashley Greene. But Jonas wasn’t done telling the tale of how he inserted his penis into her vagina. Or at least of the steps he took in a panic prior to said insertion. “It’s quite the great story because I didn’t have any condoms, so I went to our drummer Jack’s room, who was my roommate at the time and I demolished his room looking for them,” Joe explained. “Found them underneath his underwear drawer. When he came home, he thought somebody broke into his room because his whole room was demolished because I was in dire need. “Needed to happen then and now. Safety first, kids.” Pretty funny, right? And not really all that revealing when it came to the actual sexual experience So… no harm, no foul, no big deal? Easy for us to say. We weren’t involved in the actual love making. Based on her latest Insatgram message, it seems pretty apparent that Greene wishes Jonas has kept his mouth shut about the first time she opened her legs for him. The former Twilight Saga star didn’t come out and slam Jonas directly or anything, but she did post the following message on Wednesday night: Greene didn’t include any other comment with the post, but did she have to? The beautiful star clearly thinks Jonas lacks class for talking about their sex life on Reddit. And we can see where she’s coming from, but again: Jonas and Greene were in an exclusive relationship at the time. They weren’t all that young at the time, either. In fact, Jonas previously opened up in a Vulture about his first time; not naming Greene in this case, but saying something very nice about her. “I lost my virginity when I was 20. I did other stuff before then, but I was sexually active at 20,” he told the publication, adding: “I’m glad I waited for the right person, because you look back and you go, ‘That girl was bats–t crazy. I’m glad I didn’t go there.'” Moreover, Jonas got far more lewd and inappropriate (and hilarious) when talking about his penis size in this same AMA. When asked if his unit is the biggest among all Jonas brothers, the handsome star replied: “I like to think so. Although, it’s not often that I’m in a locker room or shower with my brothers, so I couldn’t really tell you. But, I’d like the Internet to believe that I’m still killin’ it.” View Slideshow: 8 Celebrities Who Lost Their Virginity to Other Celebrities So, again, we don’t want to tell Greene how to feel. She’s entitled to her reaction here. It’s her body and her past. But we’d say Jonas was really pretty darn private and respectful when it came to any sort of sexual details between the ex-lovers.
You don’t troll Alex Trebek and get away with it. A contestant named Buzzy Cohen found this out the hard way back in May of this year. But if/when Alex Trebek trolls YOU? Well, you suck it up and take it and accept that you’re about to be on the wrong end of a hilarious viral video. Susan Cole just found this out the embarrassing way. On Wednesday night’s episode of Jeopardy, Trebek asked Cole what the “nerdcore” was about, as this was a piece of biographical information she had mentioned to producers. He prefaced his question by saying the concept “doesn’t sound like fun.” C But Cole tried to explain one of her hobbies so that Trebek and viewers at home would have more respect for it. It’s safe to say she failed, however. “It’s people who identify as nerdy, rapping about the things they love,” Cole explained. “Video games, science fiction, having a hard time meeting romantic partners. It’s really catchy and fun.” How did Trebek respond to this description? WATCH AND FIND OUT: Alex Trebek Slams Jeopardy Contestant as a “Loser” HA! How amazing is that? We feel a little bad for Cole, of course. Just look at the expression on her face when Trebek comes right out and calls her a “loser.” But she’s merely the latest in a long line of contestants to feel the icy cold wrath of an Alex Trebek burn. We can’t think of any this overt, but come on. Who can be mad at Alex Trebek? Remember when he rapped The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song? Alex Trebek Raps Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Theme Song Or when he ran down a hotel hallway naked and t ore his Achilles while apprehending a criminal ? Trebek is a global treasure. Hopefully Cole just considers herself lucky for even sharing the same stage as Trebek. Oh, and she also won $20,600 on the episode. So she ended the evening as a winner, even if she’ll always be a loser in the game show host’s book. That’s not too shabby. View Slideshow: 26 Great Moments in Game Show History
Because he kissed up to The Donald, the future for Billy Bush is all but over at The Today Show. According to both The Hollywood Reporter and The Los Angeles Times, the embattled anchor is negotiating his way off the morning program. It is expected that he will leave under what both sides will likely deem some kind of “mutual” arrangement, with a buyout involved and Bush avoiding the fate of actually being fired. But his departure comes as no surprise. Bush has been in the center of the news for all the wrong reasons for several days now. On Friday afternoon, The Washington Post released a video from 2005. It featured Bush and Donald Trump laughing about the latter’s sexual exploits with women, as Bush egged Trump on and found his description of how he just grabs a female by the genitals whenever he feels like it to be hilarious. Totally cool and awesome and hilarious. The stars were aboard an Access Hollywood bus, on the way to the set of Days of Our Lives, when Bush spotted Arianne Zucker. “Sheesh, your girl’s hot as sh-t. In the purple. Yes! The Donald has scored,” Bush said like an absolute moron upon seeing Zucker, with whom Trump was to film a cameo. You can watch the idiotic and immature exchange between Bush and Trump below: Donald Trump & Billy Bush: Lewd Comments Caught on Video Soon after the tape went viral and Trump’s campaign when into a tailspin, Bush issued an apology. “Obviously I’m embarrassed and ashamed,” he said on Friday. “It’s no excuse, but this happened eleven years ago – I was younger, less mature, and acted foolishly in playing along. I’m very sorry.” As far as apologies go, it’s a solid one. It’s simple, contrite and to the point. But it also appears to be a case of way too little, way too late. According to The Los Angeles Times, female producers and personalities on The Today Show made it known since this news broke that they don’t want to work with Bush. A previous report had said Bush wasn’t very popular on set even before this video went public. With Today locked in an ongoing ratings battle with Good Morning America, the program cannot afford this kind of publicity. It also cannot afford guests canceling an appearance with Bush and heading over to GMA instead. Bush only joined NBC News in August as co-host of the show’s third hour, alongside Al Roker and Tamron Hall; it didn’t help his cause that Bush was so new to the series. “He doesn’t have enough time there to warrant anyone of substance going out of their way to help him,” said a Times insider. It’s also worth noting that females represent 68% of the audience in this third hour. So it’s pretty easy math and logic. It’s not hard to see why producers saw no way to move forward with Bush. The annoying host has allegedly been distraught ever since the video emerged last week, but he’ll probably end up with a big six or even seven-figure buyout check after all is said and done. So life could be worse for Billy Bush. It also helps a little that the other men on this scandalous video is running to be President of the United States. Donald Trump has sucked up most of the negative attention, similar to how Bush is sucking up to him in the video. Both of these guys suck, pretty much. Donald Trump: Caught Making VERY Lewd Comments What are the odds that Bush ends up working for the “news” network you just know Trump will start after he loses the election? We put them at 3:1.
Welcome to the Mr. Skin Caption CompeTITion! Each week we’ll look at a Skin-approved pic and really try to capture its essence, its gestalt, its… nudity, through a caption. The post will be updated when the best caption is chosen, and the winner will be contacted via e-mail to receive a Mr. Skin t-shirt or other skintastic swag. Good luck!… read more
