When you’re 100 fucking years old, and you’re trying to maintain your youthful figure, trying to stay hot with her slutty clickbait that she’s in love with because she is directly connected to people, where she can put her whore content out on her own, self produced and not reliant on the media to keep her sex appeal alive…. You need to do your pelvic floor workouts, her kegels, to keep her pussy tight, and more importantly to prevent her menopausal pussy from pissing itself when on bikini clickbait shoots she produces of her slutty self… Fascinating.
Paris Hilton is in a magazine, looking like she’s plastic and jacked up, looking like she’s trying to make a comeback because all her friends are out there cashing the fuck in, why shouldn’t she. She is the den mother, the first at this. The sex tape that went viral before Kim K had viral diseases like herpes…and HPV…that Paris laid the foundation for. She does look good, in an old lady done up with plastic surgery who is still skinny and who has implants kind of way. She’s a bit of a legend despite being the worst…in being the useless, seemingly famous for doing nothing, who got richer than she already was, in what was actually just clever media manipulation and marketing… So I’m into staring at whatever the fuck this international magazine, from some obscure market, photoshoot… I mean I’d rather see her than that hairy Kim K any fucking day….
Iskra Lawrence took my advice and wore a brighter colored bikini so that she doesn’t get confused as a whale before going out into the ocean…. Or in this case testing the structural integrity of an in Ocean swing…thanks to being in some amazing tropical place because her hard life is a fucking vaction…filled with all you can eat food as she likes it. She’s pulling the same scam as Ashley Graham only far less disgusting, but still a chick who was a skinny aspiring model getting no where, who figured it all out, saw people getting famous for being fat, and said, fuck it, getting fat is easy, let’s get fat, and pretend to be body positive and that the world needs to listen to you….go viral…and brands will throw money at you….and they did. She’s cashing the fuck in and laughing about it because it was a brilliantly executed scam… But it is exploitative of fat people, the black face of black people, the AL JOLSON of fat people….because fat people are far too lazy to get out there, put themselves out there, even the loud obnoxious ones…because they are ashamed of being fat…but they don’t mind supporting fat girls doing the work for them..because that’s the fat way. While a skinny girl who got fat can see it as the novelty act that it is..and run with it to the bank…
FayesVision/WENN.com Issa Rae Book Excerpt Causes Fuss Issa Rae wrote her ‘Adventures Of Awkward Black Girl’ book in 2015 and it was a pretty popular book that came and went without much controversy. That was until this weekend when someone’s book club revisited it or something and an old excerpt came back to life. The portion in question is about Issa suggesting that black women date Asian men instead of black men. The best proof that regular black people dont really read Issa Rae’s book is how long it took for this excerpt to go viral. Everyone seems to be discovering it today pic.twitter.com/kAGyVj0Kpp — T. (@RickyRawls) April 29, 2018 Ew. Not the best look. The page has split the timeline. On one hand, if a black man had said that, he’d be getting dragged across the ashy abyss. On the other, Issa is a comedian and this does seem like a tongue-in-cheek comment. Plus a book a few years old might not be the best representation of her current thinking. Still, it’s quite the lightning rod. Take a look at the firestorm from Issa and her book. I hope that Issa Rae quote makes its rounds. I'd love to see the responses to that so I can go pull up how yall was talking when KimmayTube was talking the exact same shit on here and yall was “yaassssiinnnngg” on the TL. — Shyne Coldchain Jr. (@Smooth_Orator) April 29, 2018
I remember when Lara Stone first went viral…it was the 1800s, I think the automobile was being refined and almost ready to introduce to the world, in what would turn out to be both the most convenient yet most polluting invention of all time…roadways were build, Highways, Fast Food Drive In, communities, suburbs…the COMMUTE… She’s so fucking old…but still getting topless…it’s weird, but not as weird as the fact that she tried to sue me once…for posting pics of her clothed…making her a total fucking cunt, enemy of the site, and a person who I will still post when topless because ultimately I don’t care about being sued, or hated, or noticed, or these people…I just celebrate their tits.
Guy Plays with Thai Tits Drunk Driver VS Cyclist Mistress Attack of the Day Homeowners Catch Porch Pirate Electric Bike of the Day IMPEACH TRUMP Viral Stunt on his Hotel Greek People are mad at the USA
Kylie Jenner and her fake mom ass is as obnoxious as you’d expect it to be, that whole point of her getting knocked up was some new storyline in their show to give them something to talk about and to find new ways to show offer her fake ass…especially on a day where the family leaked multiple stories of her pregnant monster of a sister being cheated on by her baby daddy..the day before she had her baby…to over and generate all the media attention they can to get the Kardashian name trending.. They have the power to go viral with their fake news….without much effort..and I guess this is one of their tactics…that I am only posting because I find it repulsive….
Source: Westend61 / Getty This week’s viral idol is Kalin Elisa , the star of everyone’s favorite squinting meme. When I see a white person in a red hat pic.twitter.com/EIWTXSzBTn — “Win a ring this decade” (@Rodd18) March 27, 2018 While most captions assume that Kalin is squinting to make out something far off in the distance, the original post from March 19 proves she wasn’t looking at anything — she was in extreme flex-induced pain. When your knees are crying after you’ve squatted for the gram pic.twitter.com/vrkXszRkI2 — SheaButtaBaby (@Solo_Kalin) March 20, 2018 In the original photo (below), Kalin can be seen slaying shit with no regard for her own knee cartilidge. pic.twitter.com/wwJBpnLmev — SheaButtaBaby (@Solo_Kalin) March 20, 2018 She says her goal in life is to put as many smiles on as many faces as possible in her time on this globe. She might reach her goal sooner than expected, and it’s brought much-needed joy to all of our lives. You’re so welcome !!! My goal is life to put as many smiles on as many faces as I can before I leave this earth. This has been a treat for my soul! — SheaButtaBaby (@Solo_Kalin) March 30, 2018 Keep flipping to see some of the best memee Kalin’s squint produced. Plus, hear why her new status as a viral idol is messing with her love life.
Look it is Bella Hadid being an attention seeking instagram whore because that is the basis of her career…the fashion world cares about how many followers their models have….because the whole world is some clickbait viral bullshit…that ultimately doesn’t matter, but that marketers decide matter, creating garbage celebrities like this…who really offer the world nothing….rich kids perpetuating their disgusting existence…
Courtesy Mekka Don Mekka Don Has An Important Message In Latest Song Earlier this week BOSSIP spent some time with rapper Mekka Don (who is also an Ohio State and NYU educated lawyer! ) to discuss his upcoming project ‘Fly With Me’ which includes his single “To Elijah”. The video for the song went viral when it was released on Twitter last month and we’re sharing it below: I more then ever started to realize my mortality when my son was born. That feeling scared me into memorializing the things that I’d want to teach him in case my time on this Earth ends early. Feel free to share. To: Elijah pic.twitter.com/hwfP7VBx1x — Mekka Don (@MekkaDonMusic) March 1, 2018 The video drew heavy praise from the likes of celebrities including Chuck D, Taj George (SWV), numerous athletes and more. Mekka Don told BOSSIP the song came about after he felt a stronger sense of mortality following his son’s birth. He says that, much like T’Chaka’s message to T’Challa in ‘Black Panther,’ he realized that a father who hasn’t prepared his son for his death has failed him and he wanted to be sure his son would get the proper lessons from him. Mekka Don also made two appearances on CBS 46 in Atlanta this week, speaking with Sharon Reed about the song and its important message. Had a great time on @cbs46 last night in Atlanta with @SharonReedCBS46 ! So great that they want me back on today at 4 pm! . Mixtape dropping April 24th on LiveMixtapes! #FlyWithMe #ToElijah #MekkaDon (Jacket by @PilotBoys ) pic.twitter.com/amfPak8DgR — Mekka Don (@MekkaDonMusic) April 3, 2018 Courtesy Mekka Don Make sure to be on the lookout for Mekka Don’s mixtape ‘Fly With Me’ on April 24. Follow him on Twitter @mekkadonmusic. Hit the flip for more
