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Keri Russell In Some Jean Shorts of the Day

I am not posting these pictures cuz I find Keri Russell hot. I am posting them because I know she has a massive fanbase of virgin losers who still jerk off to on of their Felicity box set, cuz they put the other one, still wrapped in plastic in their safe to preserve the shit, cuz that’s what Virgin losers do with their time, since they aren’t distracted by drinking, having fun, real life girls, and have time to do really weird shit that make normal people uncomfortable and that are probably the reason they don’t get laid….. See I don’t know what the appeal of Felicity was, and I don’t know why every virgin loser went nuts for the bitch and staged mock weddings with her in their head as they lay in their single bed wondering why the hot girl in class won’t talk to them, but since this is the internet, I am going to assume you are that virgin loser, and I feel for you, so these should bring some joy to your pathetic existence… Pics via Bauer

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Katie Holmes has some Weird Fucking Tits of the Day

Something weird is going on with Katie Holmes mom tits. Some people may think she’s just wearing a bra that is too tight for her, but I like to think it’s on some Alien kick, not because I am a virgin loser who likes all things Sci-Fi and only masturbate to shit that involves Space, but because her religion is. Pics via Fame

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Playstation 3 Game God of War Erotic Ad of the Day

There was a time when I tried to get an ad from Rockstar Games for Grand Theft auto. I was like that game beats up hookers and is based on stealing and being bad and was a perfect fit for this site. They rejected me. In my mind it was going to be my big break, I was going to get the 100,000 dollars they pay all the other sites to advertise, and I was gonna be able to leave my wife, move to the islands and fuck locals while eating coconuts and shit, but instead they fucking rejected me. They told me they weren’t interested in being on my kind of site and that pretty much paved the fucking way for me to never land an ad deal, barely breaking even on the money I do make, cuz hosting the site costs a fucking fortune, not that you care…but I do…and when I see ads for videogames like this God of War bullshit, that is pretty much an animated lesbian orgy, something the virgin loser gamers with no game have already jerked off to a dozen times the last hour, cuz they have build up, I get pretty mad. It’s like Playstation can endorse this shit but not my shit….and the whole thing makes me pretty fucking angry, but since you’re probably a virgin loser gamer with no game, it’s my job to post this for you to fall in love with more inanimate things….cuz real girls are so complicated while computer generated girls are so open minded cuz they are all programmed by other virgin loser gamers with no game, so they know exactly what you want.

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Zoe Saldana’s Hard Nipples of the Day

The funny thing about Zoe Saldana is that her virgin loser fans have no real interest in her. Their sexual fantasies, masturbation, sex toys and pictures of her that they jerk off to of her are all when she’s in her Avatar state, all blue skinned, tall and busty.

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