People seem to like Alison Brie and her cheesy ass..that is seemingly not that cheesy compared to all the fat chicks out there…but fit and in leggings…which could just be the leggings doing the talking and she may just have no ass at all…but since I don’t get to see these women on the street naked in their overly spandex outfits, I never get mad at fabrics that make their asses look appealing, tight, and somethign I’d chip a tooth on…I buy into the illusion like watching a David Copperfield stunt, because I like to believe the lie…I choose to believe the lie…it makes life a little warmer and sweeter and nicer to be in… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
My boyfriend asked me to text him updates from the #ENGTUN game as he's on his way home. You can't say it's not accurate. #WorldCup pic.twitter.com/fOIUKsMLus — lightningstarr (@lightningstarr) June 18, 2018 One young woman is going viral on Twitter after she shared messages she sent to her boyfriend. According to @lightningstarr bae asked for World Cup updates because he was traveling and couldn’t watch. What ensued was pure hilarity. “You can’t say it’s not accurate,” she captioned the photo that has since been retweeted nearly 3,000 times. Hit the flip for the reactions you need to see from social media.
It’s very likely that there was a time when you wanted to file suit against an ex following a particularly nasty breakup. Perhaps the sight of your former partner clipping their toenails while eating sent you into a shame spiral that caused you to question every decision you’ve ever made. Or maybe they ruined your friendships by showing up to pub trivia night and incessantly shouting, “Freebird!” during the music rounds. Or they might have brought you to the brink of a meltdown by washing that NFL jersey you’ve had since you were a kid even though you told them it was game-worn and signed, Stacy, God! Anyway, all of those annoyances pale in comparison to the suffering that Eric Abramovitz endured at the hands of his ex-girlfriend Jennifer Lee. Eric and Jennifer met while they were both in college and within a month, they were living together and sharing a laptop. Frankly, we’re side-eyeing both of them for moving that quickly, but hey, maybe it would have worked out — were it not for the fact that Jen is a bunny-boiling nutjob. You see, Eric is one of the top clarinetists in Canada, a fact that’s important for two reasons: 1. As a Canadian clarinetist, we assume he’s the most non-threatening man alive and doesn’t deserve to have his life ruined. 2. Jennifer decided to torpedo Eric’s clarinetting career in the most brutal way possible, apparently as some sort of twisted act of love. Back in 2013, Eric was offered a chance to study the Colburn Conservatory in Los Angeles, where he would hone his craft alongside Yehuda Gilad, who is apparently considered the top clarinetist in the world. Not only that, the school was prepared to offer Eric a $50,000 scholarship. Great news, right? Well, not for Eric, because he didn’t find out about the offer until it was much too late. Remember that shared laptop we mentioned earlier? Yeah, Jen used that to delete the scholarship email and then decline the offer on Eric’s behalf. In case that’s not psychotic enough for you, she then created a fake email address and pretended to be Gilad. She emailed her boyfriend — posing as the world’s greatest clarinetist — and basically told him better luck next time. Years later — after he and Lee had broken up — Abramovitz crossed paths with his would-be mentor, and Gilad asked why he had turned down the scholarship. “That’s when I knew something underhanded was afoot,” Eric told the Montreal Gazette . That’s putting mildly. Using a password that he knew was a favorite of Jen’s, Eric logged into the fake email account she had created. Not only did he uncover the fake rejection letter she had penned herself, he found out she’d also turned down on offers from Julliard and other top schools on his behalf. The reason? She didn’t want him to move away and leave her behind. View Slideshow: 29 Hilarious Breakup Texts That Almost Made Getting Dumped Worth It Needless to say, Eric was a little dismayed to learn that his ex had willfully set his career back by several years, and he decided to take the matter before a judge. This week, an Ontario judge awarded Ambramovitz $350,000 as compensation for irreparable career damage. “I accept and find that Mr. Abramovitz lost a unique and prestigious educational opportunity, one that would have advanced his career as a professional clarinetist,” the judge said. “I cannot speculate as to how high and how quickly Mr. Abramovitz’s career might have soared, but for the interference by Ms. Lee. But the law does recognize that the loss of a chance is a very real and compensable loss.” Let this be a lesson to everyone who’s in a relationship, might one day be in a relationship, or just got out of a relationship: Keep those passwords private, folks.
When Kylie Jenner got impregnated by Travis Scott last year, many folks around the Internet were surprised. She was only 20 years old, after all. She was unmarried. She and Scott had been dating for mere months. There was no way this development had been planned, right? No, Kylie has basically admitted after welcoming daughter Stormi Webster in February, this pregnancy was not planned. Which doesn’t mean she doesn’t still love her kid a lot, of course. However, while Jenner hadn’t thought out what might happen if she had unprotected sex with her boyfriend, Kim Kardashian admitted on Monday that she totally predicted her half-sister would be a young mother. Not this young, mind you, but still… “We used to say, ‘Season 17, Kylie has a baby,'” Kim joked to The Business of Fashion founder Imran Amed yesterday during a Business of Fashion West panel, adding: “And we all looked at each other and [were] like, ‘Oh sh-t! That just happened.'” Indeed, it really just did. Kim was joined on stage during this panel discussion by her mother, Kris Jenner. When asked how long Keeping Up with the Kardashians will run, the famous manager teased: “It’s going to be here forever!” She then quipped that Kim’s five-year-old daughter North West is going to get married in a future season. It was clearly said with tongue firmly planted in cheek, but that’s still an odd thing to crack about, isn’t it? Basically marrying off your grandchild for the sake of future reality show ratings? Earlier this month, E! released a sneak peek of Season 15, although the network has not yet announced a premiere date. Here is said sneak peek: Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 15: First Dramatic Look! Kris previewed a “major blowout” to come on these new episodes, while Kim hinted that it would center around Kourtney Kardashian. “When I think about it, I do get really mad,” Kim said of this fight. “It’s basically just like people being disrespectful. It’s the one thing that really gets me.” She then mysteriously added: “Talk about Kourtney behaving like that.” Kim and Kris, meanwhile, attended the MTV Movie & TV Awards , which aired on Monday evening and which found them accepting a trophy for Favorite Reality Show. After all these years, the family has still got it, somehow. But the family also receives its fair share of backlash. ( Why did you straighten your kid’s hair, Kim ?!?) How does Kim and company deal with all the negativity out there? “I think that the way my family and I have always dealt with everything is we know we have each other. Nothing else really matters,” the she replied, concluding: “So at the end of the day, this could all go away and we all have each other and we’re confident in that. So, we’re always going to be who we are. And if one of us is fighting with, you know, a boyfriend or an ex, or whatever the examples you were giving, I mean, we all know what it is. Like, we all know we support each other and we love each other. “And a part of all of that craziness has given us the platform to have our brands.” View Slideshow: Richest Members of the Kardashian Clan: Ranked! (And Kim’s NOT Number 1!)
A couple decided that there was no place they'd rather get married than on an airplane. Not a private plane. Not a plane on the ground. Just a regular, commercial aircraft full of other passengers. It's a strange story, but very touching, especially when you see how much everyone else played along. Take a look: “Airplane wedding” might sound like the premise of some god-awful romantic comedy (not all of them are, but this one would be). Seeing it play out in real life, on the other hand, shows that it can be pretty sweet. Michael and Renee used the airplane aisle as their, well, aisle. Renee walked towards Michael while Ed Sheeran's “Perfect” played, because of course . The pilot of the Southwest flight addressed the entire plane over the intercom, saying: “They met each other four years ago,” the pilot announced. “And this weekend decided to make it at least another four years,” Everybody's a comedian. “They met on a Match.com date,” the pilot also shared. “And yes, ladies and gentleman, it really does work.” “They were in beautiful Baltimore when they met,” the pilot added. “And it’s happily ever after from there.” Their vows were appropriately tongue-in-cheek under the circumstances. “I, Michael, take you, Renee, to be my wife, my partner in life, and my travel companion when I become a Rapid Reward Member today, tomorrow and forever.” That's very cute. (They danced down the aisle to Chris Brown's “Forever,” which is gross, but it's inclear whether they or a passanger chose that music) Skylee Campbell was one of the many passengers who captured this precious moment on video. “Can’t think of a better way to spend a late-night, 5 hour flight,” Skylee wrote. “Other than watching a wedding happen on the plane!” It makes sense that the airlines are happy to oblige. First of all, it gives flight attendants and pilots a break from, you know, the mundane agony of just doing their jobs like they do on every other flight. Second of all, it gives new, free good press for the airline. Do you know how rare that is, these days? How many videos have we all seen of people getting dragged off of airplanes? Earlier this month, there were overlapping horror stories from airplanes. One was of a man removed for his foul body odor . Another was of a man who, according to the woman who was seated beside him, was allegedly masturbating during the flight. So, yes, a heartwarming story that takes place on an airplane is clearly welcome. From their perspective. There are ethical concerns to getting marred in a plane in this manner. The ceremony is sweet, sure. But … the passengers didn't sign up for this. These two were effectively tying the knot in front of a captive audience who, rather than being invited to a wedding ceremony between strangers, found themselves immersed in it against their will. Sometimes public proposals happen like this, but it usually only monopolizes a minute or two of people's time. This was a whole wedding ceremony, and the captain was speaking over the intercom. That's not exactly easy to avoid. On top of that … imagine having to go to the bathroom while on the flight. That's an unpleasant prospect at any point, because the process of flying is an exercise in misery. But interrupting a wedding that you never asked to attend adds extra unpleasantness to being squeezed into a small nightmare bathroom while hurtling through the clouds in a metal tube. Still … we haven't actually heard any complaints. The flight crew reportedly had all of the passengers activate their overhead lights to illuminate the aisle. It's such a cute story. Apparently, the crew was happy to comply. This couple is hardly the first to get married on a flight, and they won't be the last. Honestly, airplane tickets might be expensive considering the conditions that people endure on flights, but they can't compare to the price of a more traditional wedding. Good for these two for thinking outside of the box. And good for the flight crew and passengers for indulging them.
One rarely sees a critique of the Duggar family that doesn’t include the word “cult.” And it’s easy to see why all but the family’s most diehard fans are able to recognize that their particular brand of fundamentalist Southern Baptism bears many of the hallmark distinctions of a dangerous band of zealots. For example, the Duggars are wary of outsiders. Dissent and rebellion are not tolerated within their ranks and are swiftly dealt with, often with harsh punishments. Women are subservient to men and are forced to adhere to strict regulations regarding their clothing and conduct. They participate in ritualistic animal sacrifices in order to appease their fertility god, Ra’aa’al. Okay, we may have made that last one up, but you get the point. The Institute for Basic Life Principles — the organization that’s provided the basis for the Duggars’ controversial belief system — is pretty unabashed in its cultishness, and the Duggars proudly live their lives according to the teachings of its disgraced founder Bill Gothard . So make of that what you will. Anyone who’s escaped a cult will tell you that discipline is the glue that holds such groups together, and anyone who’s ever been a teenager knows that perpetually cheerful dispositions and voluntary celibacy are two things that do not come naturally to the pubescent set. And yet we don’t hear much about how the Duggars discipline their older children. We know about such controversial practices as ” blanket training ” for younger children, but surely even a practice as severe as striking toddlers with blunt objects wouldn’t be enough to foster a lifetime of blind obedience. In fact, one would think that in many cases it would cause children to lash out in their teen years. So why don’t we ever hear about Jim Bob and Michelle grounding their children or forcing them to go to bed without devouring a steam tray full of deep-fried Crisco first? Well, according to a new report from Life & Style , it’s because rebellious Duggar teens aren’t published — they’re quietly sent away to be “re-programmed.” Josiah Duggar is the most recent victim of this practice, but he’s far from the first. Josiah is said to be the most rebellious Duggar boy, and Jim Bob reportedly attempted to suppress this streak by sending him away for an extra long stint at a secretive IBLP facility known as the ALERT Academy. Joe and Jeremiah also did time in the clandestine boot camp-like program, but they weren’t there for nearly as long as Josiah, who was gone from the Duggar compound for much of 2013 and 2014. When he returned, Jim Bob must have been satisfied with the results, as Josiah was promptly tossed into a courtship with Marjorie Jackson. Unfortunately, it must have been too much too soon, as Josiah and Marjorie broke up after just a few weeks of dating — a move that’s almost unheard of in Duggar courtships. After that, Josiah once again “kept a low profile” for several months. But it’s not just Duggar boys who are shipped off to receive the Clockwork Orange treatment when they show signs of independent thought. Girls serve their time in the equally controversial Journey of the Heart program. Jana Duggar was sent there in her youth, and she returned as exactly the sort of docile super-servant her parents needed. “Jana used to be very outgoing,” John-David once remarked of the change in her personality. “Whenever she was younger, she was very rowdy.” A rowdy young woman? Well, we can’t have that, now can we? Of course, the most frequently brainwashed Duggar is Josh, who was shipped off to ALERT after he was caught molesting five young girls . As an adult, the treatment was repeated at a faith-based in-patient facility for sex addicts that’s been described as a prison-like workcamp. In Josh’s case, such treatment is actually deserved. Unfortunately, the cerebral scrub-down wasn’t enough to keep from acting like Arkansas’ answer to Harvey Weinstein. Watch Counting On online for more on reality TV’s most controversial family. View Slideshow: Duggar Family Members: The Official Power Rankings!
Elizabeth Banks is very fucking rich… She was a nothing actress who no one cared about and who had countless roles that were hardly memorable…but who was famous enough to hang out in the right places or with the right people and who in turn was able to help put together the Pitch Perfect empire that ended up making her over 100 million dollars…and that will continue to earn her money because it’s just one of those movies… So it’s only natural to want to look at her in her bathing suit and wonder if she’s still able to get knocked up, or if she’s too old, because that’s the kind of retirement plan that would be nice, provided she’s not as annoying as she is in her acting roles… K-Fed this….tight enough looking body in her instagram pic taken from 7 miles away so that you don’t see she’s 100.
Rita Ora brought out her tits, because of course she did… I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, since I don’t feel the need to re-write what I’ve already written, especially in a world where people do the same trick over and over and succeed…from comedy to bringing out tits….why should I try to be original or creative.. That said, and I’ve said it before her tits are 98 percent of the reason she matters, the other 2 percent is hard work and committment to the cause, where that she just kept bringing the tits out there for various dudes to see, touch them, play with. jerk off on, titty fuck them, spit on, maybe even have their wives suck them, play with, build a relationship for her to leverage with….and now, thanks to the tits, she’s got a hit song…because persistence with tits is why she exists and here is a tribute to her tits for her social media…. I’ve been watching big sloppy tit job porn, accidentally really, and it’s interesting the skillset that women with massive tits have discovered or figured out on their own, with their tits, to make the tits work for them…in more than just hit songs but in making dudes cum which is probably more imporatant.. . TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLCIK HERE MORE FROM SOCIAL…
Rita Ora brought out her tits, because of course she did… I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, since I don’t feel the need to re-write what I’ve already written, especially in a world where people do the same trick over and over and succeed…from comedy to bringing out tits….why should I try to be original or creative.. That said, and I’ve said it before her tits are 98 percent of the reason she matters, the other 2 percent is hard work and committment to the cause, where that she just kept bringing the tits out there for various dudes to see, touch them, play with. jerk off on, titty fuck them, spit on, maybe even have their wives suck them, play with, build a relationship for her to leverage with….and now, thanks to the tits, she’s got a hit song…because persistence with tits is why she exists and here is a tribute to her tits for her social media…. I’ve been watching big sloppy tit job porn, accidentally really, and it’s interesting the skillset that women with massive tits have discovered or figured out on their own, with their tits, to make the tits work for them…in more than just hit songs but in making dudes cum which is probably more imporatant.. . TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLCIK HERE MORE FROM SOCIAL…
Source: – / Getty Things got real up in West Bengal, India recently when a forest range officer was handling a 18-foot python. According to Catch News , Sanjoy Dutta was rescuing the snake from a village. Sounds heroic right? Only problem is, Sanjoy made the wrong move when he tried to pose with the snake for a selfie. Video shows Sanjoy taking selfies with the locals when he starts to lose control of the snake. At one point, the python even wrapped around his neck and the villagers had to assist with detangling him. If Sanjoy didn’t receive help, the python could have squeezed his life out. According to the Wildlife Protection Act, 1972, it is considered animal cruelty to pose with a snake or perform other stunts with it. So yea…Sanjoy was basically trying to floss for the camera and ended up risking his life while doing it. Next time don’t sign the snake up for a photo op. You can watch the chilling footage for yourself below! #WATCH Narrow escape for Sanjoy Dutta, Range Officer of Baikunthapur Forest in Jalpaiguri after a python he rescued from a village almost strangled him to death while he was posing for selfies with locals. #WestBengal pic.twitter.com/KroJHOCOkk — ANI (@ANI) June 18, 2018
