Sunday night was a huge night for television, for better or for worse. The good news is that 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? wasn't a poorly written mess , because it's not a scripted show. It was just a mess. Russ and Elizabeth are both keeping huge secrets from their respective spouses. Nicole and Ashley are still dealing — very differently — with ongoing fallout from cheating drama. Pedro is bugging out of the US to visit his family, which is making Chantel afraid that their marriage will end. And Larissa has simple demands — she wants money from Coltee. Not much — just one million dollars. Here's how it all played out. 1. Colt and Larissa We have to start with their nightmare marriage, and we also have to note that whoever is advising Colt on how to dress or choosing his clothes is not … doing him any favors. We’re not body-shaming him, but he is on camera. Larissa, in the scenes where she speaks to the camera, looks great. The only problem is when these two talk. 2. Larissa has one thing on her mind Obviously, we know that the show is famously heavily edited. But on Sunday night’s episode, Larissa wants to get lip fillers. She also wants Colt to pay for them. She explains to him that she’ll feel more motivated to give him oral sex if she has them. 3. She wants more than that, though Larissa lists examples of things that she wants and … we have to wonder if she’s struggling with conversion rates. And also missing some other glaring signs that Coltee is not rich. A guy’s car not having AC doesn’t mean that he’s a bum, but it probably means that he’s not going to drop four figures on a purse. 4. They decide on a monthly allowance Larissa states that she’d like a million dollars, but acknowledges that she needs to temper her expectations significantly. 5. They do a bit of haggling Larissa suggests $1000, Colt shoots her down. She then says $300, and Colt appears to suggest that she can go above that for a monthly allowance on a prepaid card. Larissa very quickly says $200, to which Colt agrees. This is straight out of cartoon haggling. We kept expecting Bugs Bunny to show up as their waiter. 6. They also drop a teeny tiny bombshell Larissa says that Colt told her that he had $10,000 in savings back when they were chatting, before she came to the US. She asks where that money is, now. We’re tempted to just joke about his notoriously expensive porn habit, but months after this was filmed, Larissa showed screenshots of Colt (allegedly) withdrawing thousands from a shared account of theirs. So … did he hide money from her even before their marriage? View Slideshow
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90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After Recap: Lies, Secrets, and Greed
