Every single instagram model, who has mastered instagram however the fuck they’ve managed to master instagram…maybe they dated Dan Bilzarian, or maybe they were in a music video with their awesome tits out, or maybe they were just early and on the explore page, but smart enough to say “I’m a blogger”…without even having a blog..because I am a blogger and I know first hand no one gives a fuck about bloggers…they give a fuck about social media feeds and within social media comes celebrities in that ecosystem…and I wouldn’t say CULPO is one of them…but it seems like people pay her a lot of money to do things… But it’s nice to know she’s still a bottom feeding whore putting her see through dress on to be “classy but provocative”…even though I spot opportunist dick sucking trash a mile a way… Her last attempt at legitimacy was when she dated a New England Patriot during the Super Bowl, I don’t think that could have been a better situation for her, I mean provided dude knocked her up and didn’t realize she was just using him as a prop for her instagram – whilst making herself more famous….so she got dumped and here she is in see through recovering from that marketing re-routing… Garbage…definitely.
Noah Cyrus is Miley Cyrus’ brother / cousin / granny / we know about them backwoods hicks… You can take the hick out of the Ozarks of Kentucky….but you can’t take their dicks out of their sisters…who are also the town’s stripper…unless the Miley / Noah Cyrus mom was actually just some cocktail waitress who groupied on Achy Breaky by getting her pussy filled with his CUM early on creating Miley….before the family went Beverly Hillbillies… So we don’t know if this one is INBRED, we just know she’s doing slutty content like her older sister…because she is far removed from their backwoods roots…and is LA hipster about it…and she’d have to be because she’s so fucking ugly looking…which I guess could be from being inbred…we’d have to scope her out to see if she has all her toenails…
Emily Ratajkowski ‘s is by far the hardest working piece on Instagram. If there was an award for “Best InstaModel” she would be the clear winner. How this chick is not married to a billionaire already and locking up long term funds by having kids is beyond me. If I was her manager, that would be the first thing I’d tell her to do. A post shared by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Apr 29, 2018 at 3:37pm PDT
Selena Gomez has released brand new music. And it very clearly seems to focus on a famous old boyfriend. Yes, we’re looking at you, Justin Bieber. (But you may want to look away right about now, before it’s too late.) Back in March, Gomez and Bieber broke up , although source insisted at the time that this split was different from the MANY other times the stars parted ways. They insisted this was merely a temporary setback for the singer, who had reconciled romantically in November, just a few months earlier. However, now here we are in May and there are no real signs that Selena and Justin have been hanging out again. Bieber is allegedly making himself as perfect as possible in order to appeal to his frequent girlfriend, but it doesn’t seem to be working. Selena may truly be over Justin. How do we know for sure? Just consider the lyrics from her latest track, “Back To You.” Gomez told Zane Lowe Thursday on Apple Music’s Beats 1 that this record is “special,” adding of the single: “I want it to be a beautiful message in a really complicated way – but really fun.” Will Bieber consider it beautiful, though? We somehow doubt it, not when the song appears to center on their romance and Selena’s regret over it. Sings Selena: We never got it right/Playing and replaying old conversations/Overthinking every word and I hate it/’Cause it’s not me, and what’s the point in hiding? Everybody knows we got unfinished business/And I’d regret it if I didn’t say this isn’t what it could be. You could break my heart in two/But when it heals, it beats for you/I know it’s forward, but it’s true/I wanna hold you when I’m not supposed to. On one hand here, Selena is freely admitting that she can’t resist Justin Bieber. She just can’t say no to his personality or his smile or those rock-hard abs. But on the other hand… she’s sounding wistful, isn’t she? She’s not sounding very excited over the fact that she always ends up with this unnamed individual, she’s just sounding resigned to it. Indeed: Gomez has “completely moved on” from Bieber and is “not interested in getting back together with him anytime soon,” an insider tells E! News, echoing a sentiment we have heard before of course. But why do we believe it now more than ever? Gomez nearly lost her life last summer upon getting a kidney transplant . She appears to be a new lease on life. She’s more mature and more grounded than ever and she certainly appears to have more perspective than ever before. “Selena is going in a different direction with her life,” this same source tells E!, adding: “She’s had a lot of self-reflection time and it’s been good for her. She’s hanging out with friends and taking it easy.” Clearly, we still would not be stunned if Selena does get back together with Justin. “When I’m lying close to someone else, you’re stuck in my head, and I can’t get you out of it,” she sings in this track, adding: “If I could do it all again, I know I’d go back to you.” View Slideshow: Justin Bieber: A Chronological List of 31 Women Who Slept With Him For Some Reason But WILL she? Will Selena go back to Justin in real life? This is the question, folks.
Did someone dare Ronnie Ortiz-Magro to get as messy as possible this month? Because that's what it's starting to feel like. If you keep up with all the latest comings and goings of the Jersey Shore crew, then you know that Ronnie has had quite a few issues with his girlfriend and the mother of his daughter, Jen Harley. And if you weren't aware — or even if you just want a nice little recap along with all the latest information — then let's get right into it. 1. A Love Story This is Ronnie with Jen Harley, a girl he dated for a few weeks before she got pregnant last year. We didn’t hear too much about their relationship for a long time, but now it feels safe to say that their relationship has probably never been a fairy tale. 2. Cutting It Close Seriously, Ronnie dated Malika Haqq until last July, and he got Jen pregnant about a month after that. It’s wild out there. 3. Awww? When we heard that they were expecting a child together, no one really thought much of it, besides “look, those crazy Jersey Shore kids are growing up!” But then Jersey Shore started airing again, and all the drama came to light. 4. Bad, Bad Ronnie Even though Jen was defintely pregnant when they filmed the show, Ronnie went back to his old cheating ways. He took some girl to the bathroom, they did some stuff, then he kept drinking and started running his mouth to his roommates about Jen. 5. Trust “I don’t trust her for shit. I don’t,” he admitted. “So all I can do is act happy and be the best father I can be, and at the end of the day, I’m still f-cking miserable. If Jen was not pregnant, I don’t know if I’d be with her.” 6. Not a Great Move It was dumb to talk about all of that on television, but he did, and soon after, his relationship with Jen exploded. But, oddly enough, it wasn’t because of what happened on the show. At least, not directly. View Slideshow
Source: Alexander Tamargo / Getty People always say, sometimes you have to hit rock bottom before you make it to the top. Things were no different for Will Smith , and he almost missed his opportunity to be apart of a groundbreaking show. Peep Will’s hilarious retelling of how he got booked on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air below . It involves a drunk Quincy Jones and all!
Source: adamkaz / Getty Mother’s Day is right around the corner and for those who might be missing that motherly wisdom in their life, Grandma Daisy is here to give it. From dealing with the haters to staying thankful, Grandma Daisy’s got you covered! As a 93-year-old survivor of dementia, she’s still sharp as a knife and will come for you if you’re bringing negative energy. Peep her talk below! Yes lawd! Swipe through for some more Grandma Daisy love just in time for the momma’s holiday!
Sorry, the album hasn’t dropped yet but truth be told its dropping sooner than you think. *new* carti – love hurts + travis @playboicarti album otw ok bye https://t.co/eYyimUalML — ✞ (@GUNNERSELLWHITE) May 2, 2018 According to management, we could possibly see this album before the break of dawn but for now, I’m listening to this single that @GunnerSellWhite posted on his Twitter account on the 2nd Of May. Here’s the link you should listen too: Signed: @StarterCAM RELATED Key! Playboi Carti Too Much Dope New Music
This just in – Selma Blair is not Sophia Bush…. But she is Selma Blair…and she is in a bathing suit in Cannes…because I guess she’s still in the scene or maybe she fucks / dates / married a producer… The last time we say Selma Blair was not when she was in Cruel Intentions, but maybe it was, I don’t remember anything else she’s been in, but I feel like she must have been in other things… It was at Art Basel, so she’s doing the hipster instagram socialite thing, attending all the key events…and that’s what this about…. Oh wait, this is Palos Verdes California…she’s not at CANNES at all. Aren’t you glad we worked through this one together.
