This just in – Selma Blair is not Sophia Bush…. But she is Selma Blair…and she is in a bathing suit in Cannes…because I guess she’s still in the scene or maybe she fucks / dates / married a producer… The last time we say Selma Blair was not when she was in Cruel Intentions, but maybe it was, I don’t remember anything else she’s been in, but I feel like she must have been in other things… It was at Art Basel, so she’s doing the hipster instagram socialite thing, attending all the key events…and that’s what this about…. Oh wait, this is Palos Verdes California…she’s not at CANNES at all. Aren’t you glad we worked through this one together.
Sophie Mudd is magic…or at least her big tits are…because her face is fucking weird looking, she’s like some kind of Vaccuum baby, you know vaccuum assisted birthing…or back in my day before suctioning out babies, we had Forceps baby….they just grabbed onto that face with those grips and pulled her her the fuck out…because she probably had big tits then.. But who cares about a face, when you’ve got the silliest fucking tits on a skinny frame, making moves as Kanye’s YEEZY girl, doing things like showing her tits on social media… It’s nice to see Rat Cow get replaced with another weird face, who doesn’t have a weird bellybutton. It’s Sophie Mudd’s time to shine…and unfortunately for us it doesn’t involve any MUDD WRESTLING..at least not for any of us…but she objectifies herself just the same and that is great…
Sophie Mudd is magic…or at least her big tits are…because her face is fucking weird looking, she’s like some kind of Vaccuum baby, you know vaccuum assisted birthing…or back in my day before suctioning out babies, we had Forceps baby….they just grabbed onto that face with those grips and pulled her her the fuck out…because she probably had big tits then.. But who cares about a face, when you’ve got the silliest fucking tits on a skinny frame, making moves as Kanye’s YEEZY girl, doing things like showing her tits on social media… It’s nice to see Rat Cow get replaced with another weird face, who doesn’t have a weird bellybutton. It’s Sophie Mudd’s time to shine…and unfortunately for us it doesn’t involve any MUDD WRESTLING..at least not for any of us…but she objectifies herself just the same and that is great…
Elle Fanning has the weirdest fucking tit. She’s scared me before, when I’ve tried to figure out the Fanning sister hustle…because the fanning sisters creep me the fuck out before seeing the tit…they are not normal looking people…and a product of their parents selling them the fuck out, making them celebrated, getting them work and the whole thing confuses me and has confused me for their entire existence… They look like they were created in the lab, or like they are aliens sent to earth to penetrate American pop culture…and I don’t know what this tit looks like but I know I don’t like it…at all.. Is there a hole in her chest, was surgery involved, does she have a-cup saggers ,is that a pec? Maybe wear turtle necks girl…not all tits are created equally…and just cuz you’ve won at life and live in a test-tube – doesn’t mean everything about you is good, celebrated, etc.
Elle Fanning has the weirdest fucking tit. She’s scared me before, when I’ve tried to figure out the Fanning sister hustle…because the fanning sisters creep me the fuck out before seeing the tit…they are not normal looking people…and a product of their parents selling them the fuck out, making them celebrated, getting them work and the whole thing confuses me and has confused me for their entire existence… They look like they were created in the lab, or like they are aliens sent to earth to penetrate American pop culture…and I don’t know what this tit looks like but I know I don’t like it…at all.. Is there a hole in her chest, was surgery involved, does she have a-cup saggers ,is that a pec? Maybe wear turtle necks girl…not all tits are created equally…and just cuz you’ve won at life and live in a test-tube – doesn’t mean everything about you is good, celebrated, etc.
Rosario Dawson may be old, she may be disgusting, she may be irrelevant, on some low level trying to make a comeback because she knows hollywood needs ethnic people and she’s ethnic hustle… But she’s trash, gutter trash from the housing projects she used to Squat in with her dirt poor family, before her developed teen tits caught the eye of a creepy film director who put her into KIDS and put her on the map and gave her something to run to, that could save her and her family from having to shit in a hole in the floor again…. The reason I hate her isn’t because I know people who knew her in the late 90s when she was a party girl, cokehead, diva who thought she was fucking Barbara Streisand or fucking Beyonce before Beyonce, cuz yes she’s that Old…you know the new money millionaire who walks around like she’s running shit, despite being dog shit, forgetting her humble and modest roots… I hate her because she had some really softcore leaked nudes happen, I don’t even think full tit was in them, and her legal team came after me…. A week later, after she realized the hype it got, she starts posting up nudes all fucking day on her own channel…and that sort of slowed down…but still happens and every time it does…I think what an asshole.. Sure, she’s not hot, or interesting, or remotely as good as she was…but I can handle that…what I don’t like is narc bitches telling their lawyers to come at sites like mine over pics….then going and posting more pics like this….it’s just fucking rude… Clearly, she wants to be naked, despite how weird her mid section works…naked on her own terms, but naked on social media for people like me to grab and post…no different than the leaked nudes…and for that I’d like to say “fuck you”…Rosario Dawson…you’re fucking gross….put some damn clothes on grandma.
Rosario Dawson may be old, she may be disgusting, she may be irrelevant, on some low level trying to make a comeback because she knows hollywood needs ethnic people and she’s ethnic hustle… But she’s trash, gutter trash from the housing projects she used to Squat in with her dirt poor family, before her developed teen tits caught the eye of a creepy film director who put her into KIDS and put her on the map and gave her something to run to, that could save her and her family from having to shit in a hole in the floor again…. The reason I hate her isn’t because I know people who knew her in the late 90s when she was a party girl, cokehead, diva who thought she was fucking Barbara Streisand or fucking Beyonce before Beyonce, cuz yes she’s that Old…you know the new money millionaire who walks around like she’s running shit, despite being dog shit, forgetting her humble and modest roots… I hate her because she had some really softcore leaked nudes happen, I don’t even think full tit was in them, and her legal team came after me…. A week later, after she realized the hype it got, she starts posting up nudes all fucking day on her own channel…and that sort of slowed down…but still happens and every time it does…I think what an asshole.. Sure, she’s not hot, or interesting, or remotely as good as she was…but I can handle that…what I don’t like is narc bitches telling their lawyers to come at sites like mine over pics….then going and posting more pics like this….it’s just fucking rude… Clearly, she wants to be naked, despite how weird her mid section works…naked on her own terms, but naked on social media for people like me to grab and post…no different than the leaked nudes…and for that I’d like to say “fuck you”…Rosario Dawson…you’re fucking gross….put some damn clothes on grandma.
If you thought we’d go a week without a Bella Thorne post, you’d be wrong. Luckily, she provided us some awesome bikini top boobage. Damn, those funbags look good in it. I can’t take my eyes off them. I feel we are connecting on a whole new level, or it could just be my imagination. I think I need a break.
If you thought we’d go a week without a Bella Thorne post, you’d be wrong. Luckily, she provided us some awesome bikini top boobage. Damn, those funbags look good in it. I can’t take my eyes off them. I feel we are connecting on a whole new level, or it could just be my imagination. I think I need a break.
Here is a GIF for you pervs. Victoria Justice crossing her legs and giving a peak at her panties. Only thing she forgot to do was ditch the undies. I mean who wears underwear anymore? That’s so 1995. Anyway, Vicky is hot as usual and I’m glad she is stepping up her game, even if it was unintentional.
