Nina Agdal did Cosmo…and no one cared because she also did Sports Illustrated and no one cared…and in sports illustrated she was actually half naked and posing like some kind of slut…but it turns out after a few conversations I’ve had with people who don’t worry or think about these irrelevant people who don’t contribute anything to the world…is that there is hope…average people don’t even know Sports Illustrated happened, they don’t know who Nina Agdal is…and that for some reason makes me happy…unlike these clothed pics of her that just accentuate her water-head retard face…
I love that Bride Magazine did this profile on Hayden Panettiere who is either engaged or married…because I know that her fan base is mainly weirdos who watched her on Heroes, or whatever it was called, where they’ve been loyal followers of hers ever since…because that’s how sci/fi people work…but more importantly, they never turn their back on a hobbit looking bitch…because there’s so many sexual fantasies they can have with her…until today..when she is posing in Wedding dresses…for a Wedding Magazine…to remind you she’s getting married…only for you to get so angry, like when you found out Mila Kunis was engaged, because without her marriage there was still hope for your unemployed, living in your mom’s basement, virgin loser ass…
Footage of Justin Bieber stumbling around after his DUI arrest last month has surfaced online. Well… sort of stumbling around. The following video depicts Bieber taking a sobriety test while inside a Miami jail and law enforcement sources tell TMZ that it’s the best proof they have of Bieber being drunk because he suffers a couple missteps while trying to walk a straight line. But does he really come across all that wasted to you? Watch now and decide: Justin Bieber Jail Footage According to insiders, Bieber turned down a plea deal this week and this video may help explain why. The singer’s lawyers don’t believe prosecutors have a strong case against their client and seem confident that Justin could win a trial. It still might not come to that, however. It’s possible that a different plea bargain is reached, one that does not require Bieber to submit to random drug testing. This is the second video released, meanwhile, of Justin after his arrest. Check out footage of him getting patted down now – and try not to get too jealous of the officer doing the patting, ladies. Justin Bieber Gets Searched by Police
Paul Rudd left Jimmy Fallon speechless last night … as well as himself. Sort of literally! The actor and Tonight Show host dueled it out in an epic lip-sync off! As he’s done against John Krasinski and Joseph Gordon-Levitt , Fallon took on Rudd in a lip sync battle featuring classic tunes from Tina Turner and Queen. Check it out below, laugh out loud and see who emerged on top: Jimmy Fallon Lip-Sync Off with Paul Rudd Rudd, 44, started off the competition with Turner’s “You Better Be Good to Me,” while Fallon, 39, turned up the heat with Foreigner’s “Juke Box Hero.” It was the actor’s rendition of Queen’s “Don’t Stop Me Now,” however, that was as hilarious as anything you will see if you watch Anchorman online . Seriously, Britney Spears. THIS is how you lip-sync. With FEELING. With leaps, jazz hands, pelvic thrusts, and butt slaps, he brought the house down and Fallon immediately conceded to his guest’s stellar performance. Truly, it was a sight to behold. Not unlike these last lip-sync battles: Lip-Sync Off With Joseph Gordon-Levitt Lip-Sync Off With John Krasinski
Michelle Duggar has come out and admitted that she suffered from bulimia as a teenager. The revelation about this reality star is actually shared in a book by her daughters – “Growing Up Duggar ” – which comes out March 4 and which initially disguises their mother’s struggles belonging to someone named “Marie.” “On the outside, Marie had what everyone else wanted, but on the inside, she felt sad and empty,” Jane, Jill, Jessa and Jinger write, adding: “She began to envy the girl who tried to control her weight through what turned out to be a destructive eating disorder. Not realizing how dangerous it was, Marie thought it might work for her, and soon her obsession to stay thin started controlling her life.” Many celebrities, of course, have battled eating disorders over the years. Demi Lovato checked into rehab for hers and Ke$ha is currently receiving professional help for one. As a teen, Michelle struggled for “self-acceptance,” according to the book, and it “led her into some difficult emotional times and a very destructive habit that could have destroyed her health.” Michelle and Bob Duggar are the parents of 19 kids and have shared chronicled their lives on TLC for many years. “I have been open with my struggles with the kids before,” Duggar tells People. “We talk about how God has brought us out of different things along life’s way. When the girls were writing their book, they brought this up and I thought, if my sharing it is going to help another young lady, then I want to share it.” Michelle says that she would spend three hours per day doing cheerleading and gymnastics a a student, but the weight remained and she would therefore force herself to vomit after many meals. She met and fell in love with Bob when she was 17 and she was open with him about her disorder as soon as her feelings became real. “I would call him,” Michelle says. “He told me to call him anytime. I just know that I would be tempted and I would have the crazy thought that I wanted to throw up, not hold onto the calories. Thank God it didn’t go on longer than it did or I could have done horrible damage to my body.” Duggar says she is now healthy and gives credits to Weight Watchers – chiefly its methods of accountability – for maintaining pounds in a healthy way. “That solid accountability with another human being, a deep love and strong focus, was where I found freedom,” she says. “I was willing to be accountable before God and man. But the struggle was still there. That accountability was powerful.”
Katherine Heigl’s career is not what it used to be. The actress is set to star in the independent film Jenny’s Wedding … provided it can get funding. Producers for the Mary Agnes Donoghue-directed project have created an Indiegogo campaign, asking for donations to reach a goal of $150,000. “How’s the funding going?” TMZ asked the former Grey’s Anatomy star. “If your movie doesn’t getting the funding … would you be willing to fill in the extra amount?” “I haven’t made that much in the last few years, man,” said Heigl, who has two little kids with her husband Josh Kelley. “I gotta support my family.” According to the San Francisco-based crowdfunding site, Katherine’s would-be film has only raised $32,311 so far since it started on February 11. While many sources have jumped on that comment as evidence that Heigl is having financial problems, that’s probably unlikely, given her resume. Back in September, multiple film and TV insiders told the Hollywood Reporter that Heigl earned $12 million for her role in 2010’s Life as We Know It . Of course, she’s also been blacklisted by TV and movie industry insiders over her diva-like behavior, so who knows how little she’s made since. Heigl has finished shooting Jenny’s Wedding , which tells the story of Jenny Farrell (Heigl), who tells her conservative family that she’s a lesbian. She plans on marrying her roommate, Kitty (Alexis Bledel). Hey, If there’s celebrity girl-on-girl action , maybe she could use that as a crowdfunding selling point? It wouldn’t hurt, K-Heigs. Just saying … 11 OMFG Girl-on-Girl Kissing Moments Open Slideshow 1. Britney Spears and Madonna Britney Spears and Madonna kiss in what may be the hottest moment in the history of celebrity news. View As List 1. Britney Spears and Madonna Britney Spears and Madonna kiss in what may be the hottest moment in the history of celebrity news. 2. Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Johansson Sandra Bullock has good taste in women. She smooched Scarlett Johansson at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards. 3. Meryl Streep and Sandra Bullock You didn’t expect to see these two on this list, did you? Sandra Bullock planted one on Meryl Streep at the 2010 Critics Choice Awards. 4. Britney Spears and Rihanna Britney Spears and Rihanna nearly broke the Internet with this kiss. It took place at the 2011 Billboard Music Awards. 5. Madonna and Christina Aguilera Madonna famously kissed Britney Spears on stage. But she didn’t forget Christina Aguilera as well as the 2013 MTV VMAs. 6. Denise Richards and Neve Campbell Yes, this kiss took place in the movie Wild Things. But it must be included because Denise Richards and Neve Campbell changed the course of many men’s lives with the lip lock. 7. Paris Hilton and Carmen Electra We go all the way back to the 2004 MTV Movie Awards for this lip lock between Paris Hilton and Carmen Electra. Check out Snoop in the background! 8. Angelina Jolie and Peta Wilson Angelina Jolie and Peta Wilson locked lips at the 1997 Cable ACE Awards. Many say this started the same-sex smooching trend at awards shows. 9. Sarah Silverman and Jessica Biel Sarah Silverman and Jessica Biel for came oh so close to first base at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards. Just a little closer, ladies! 10. Miley Cyrus and Cara Delevingne Miley Cyrus and Cara Delevingne get VERY friendly in this Twitter picture. Get a room, you two! 11. Miley Cyrus Kisses Katy Perry! Miley Cyrus makes out with Katy Perry in this concert photo. Hot stuff!
Tonight on The Bachelor Season 18 Episode 9, what happens in the Fantasy Suite doesn’t stay in the Fantasy Suite. And whatever it is goes horribly wrong. Juan Pablo met the families of the four remaining ladies during Monday night’s hometown dates, gave Renee Oteri the pink slip and moved on to St. Lucia. The overnight dates are typically a deal-breaker on the ABC reality series, but never before have we seen anything like what’s being teased in this promo: The Bachelor Season 18 Episode 9 Promo The Bachelor spoilers have hinted all winter long that there’s drama in store for fans when we hit St. Lucia, and this teaser would certainly attest to that: Clare Crawley and Nikki Ferrell appear to be loving life with Juan Pablo Andi Dorfman appears to be in the exact opposite boat and freaks out Nikki is seen crying too, but that looks like the work of clever editing It’s almost accepted that Andi Dorfman bounces, based on this and offhand comments from Chris Harrison about Clare and Nikki on the After the Final Rose special. The question is why? What makes this such an epic disaster? The Bachelor Final Four: Juan Pablo Galavis’ Girls Open Slideshow 1. Nikki Ferrell of The Bachelor Nikki Ferrell is a frontrunner on The Bachelor Season 18. Think she has what it takes to win? View As List 1. Nikki Ferrell of The Bachelor Nikki Ferrell is a frontrunner on The Bachelor Season 18. Think she has what it takes to win? 2. Nikki Ferrell Underwear Photo Nikki Ferrell in her underwear. Juan Pablo Galavis knows how to pick ’em. 3. Nikki Ferrell Pic Nikki Ferrell is one of the contestants on The Bachelor Season 18. And she’s a contender, unquestionably. 4. Nikki Ferrell Bikini Shot Nikki Ferrell in a bikini on the beach. The Bachelor frontrunner shows off her assets! 5. Nikki Ferrell Photo This is Nikki Ferrell. The Bachelor contestant is emerging as one of the favorites this season. 6. Nikki Ferrell on The Bachelor Nikki Ferrell on The Bachelor with Juan Pablo Galavis. She is totes the villain this year. 7. Juan Pablo Galavis and Nikki Farrell Juan Pablo Galavis and Nikki Farrell on the set of The Bachelor. Well done Juan Pab. 8. Renee Oteri Photo Renee Oteri is one of Juan Pablo Galavis’ final four on The Bachelor. Think she has what it takes to win? 9. Andi Dorfman Picture Andi Dorfman may be the top frontrunner to be the next star of The Bachelorette on ABC. She’s got the looks for it! 10. Andi Dorfman Photo Andi Dorfman may be the frontrunner to become the next star of The Bachelorette on ABC. 11. Andi and Juan Pablo Andi Dorfman and Juan Pablo meet on The Bachelor. Will she win this season? 12. Clare Crawley Picture Clare Crawley of The Bachelor sure knows how to make an impression. 13. Juan Pablo and Clare Juan Pablo and Clare Crawley on The Bachelor. These two are so HOT. 14. Juan Pablo Galavis and Clare Crawley Juan Pablo Galavis and Clare Crawley on The Bachelor. These two have totally boned already. 15. Clare Crawley Pic Clare Crawley is one of the contestants on The Bachelor Season 18. And she’s a contender, unquestionably. Apparently, it goes south after Juan Pablo opens up about his Fantasy Suite experiences with a different contestant. That’s not awkward at all, dude. He also informs Andi Dorfman (or so the spoilers say) that she BARELY made it this far, and talks about himself so much that she gets pissed and bolts. Not before calling him “immature, rude and inappropriate,” though. “There’s a difference between being honest and being and a–hole,” she allegedly proclaims, becoming the second contestant to dump JPG thus far. Sharleen Joynt did the honors before hometowns. Now Andi? We’ll have to wait and see how The Bachelor Season 18 Episode 9 shakes out in a matter of hours, but it sounds like things are gonna get ugly, fast. In the meantime, follow this link to watch The Bachelor Season 18 Episode 8 and see how we got to this point … then vote on who you want to win below! And the Winner is? Nikki Ferrell Click Here To Vote for Nikki Clare Crawley Click Here To Vote for Clare Andi Dorfman Click Here To Vote for Andi Who should Juan Pablo pick on The Bachelor of the Final 3? View Poll »
Kim Kardashian wants a small wedding, but a reasonably big family. The Keeping Up with the Kardahians Season 9 star appeared today on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS FM radio show and provided an update about her upcoming wedding to Kanye West. So far, rumors have said it will take place in May and most likely in Paris. “We’re having a super, super small, intimate wedding,” Kardashian told her show’s producer. “As we go along, we’re realizing we want it to be smaller and more intimate than people are imagining and thinking.” Kim didn’t give away any new hints about the date or location, but it sounds like she’s in no rush to change anything about her world at the moment. “I’m loving life right now,” Kardashian told Seacrest. “My daughter is the cutest thing ever…I’m loving being a mom.” Kim admits she was scared to be pregnant, afraid to be a mother to North West . However… “Everything everyone tells you about having a kid – how it’ll change your life, and it’s the greatest experience, and you’ll love it – it’s that times 100.” Does this mean more kids might be on the way for the famous couple?!? “I don’t think I can do more than three tops,” Kim said. “That would be my absolute top top tops. I even contemplate, ‘Should North be an only child?'” We won’t have the answer for awhile, but it’s exciting to ponder, huh, THGers?!? 27 Kute and Kuddly Kimye Photos Open Slideshow 1. Kim and Kanye on a Motorcycle Kim Kardashian sort of gets it on with Kanye West in this music video still. She’s topless! View As List 1. Kim and Kanye on a Motorcycle Kim Kardashian sort of gets it on with Kanye West in this music video still. She’s topless! 2. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Pose Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here at the family Christmas party. Looks like fun! 3. Smiling Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Kanye West and Kim Kardashian seem very happy together in this photo. They love each other a lot. 4. Kim-Kanye Wedding Cover The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is on hold, people! Will they ever make it down the aisle? 5. Engaged Kimye! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West make their first public showing here since getting engaged. We are so very happy for them. 6. Kimye in Action Kim Kardashian and Kanye West out and about. Nice hat, Kim? 7. Kim and Kanye, Engaged! Smile, Kim and Kanye! This GIF takes place not long after the couple got engaged. 8. Kim with Kanye They’re official! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got engaged on the former’s 33rd birthday. 9. Kim and Kanye Abroad Kim Kardashian holds the hand of her man in this photo. She and Kanye West are doing quite well. 10. A Kimye Moment Kanye West walks with Kim Kardashian in this photo. The two really do seem to be in love. 11. Kim Kardashian West Kim Kardashian West would be a great married name someday, don’t you think? 12. Kim, Cleavage, Kanye Check out that cleavage! Kim Kardashian is unafraid to show it all off in this picture. 13. Attending Fashion Week Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are in Paris for this picture. They are attending Fashion Week. 14. Totally Kimye It’s Kimye! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West go for a stroll in this picture, prior to the former giving birth. 15. Kimye Moment Kim Kardashian says she’s an especially big fan of this photo. It is awfully romantic, huh? 16. Parents of North West Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are the proud parents of North. Really! That is their daughter’s name! 17. Kanye Kardashian Kanye West should take Kim Kardashian’s last name, because he’s basically her ball and chain now. 18. Kimye Photograph Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have named their baby girl North. Yes … North West. 19. Kim, Ye Picture Kim and Kanye at the MET Gala. Looking HOT as ever. 20. Kanye West Birthday Collage Kim Kardashian posted this collage on Instagram in recognition of Kanye West turning 36. It’s very sweet. 21. Kimye Sighting Is Kanye West having second thoughts about Kim Kardashian? We certainly would be. 22. Kim Kardashian and Kanye Photograph Kim Kardashian and Kanye out and about in SoHo. Cute couple. 23. Kim Kardashian, Kanye West Photograph Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Paris. Are the two planning on getting married? 24. Kimye in NYC Kanye West holds the hand of Kim Kardashian in this photo. They are hanging out in NYC. 25. Kim Kardashian and Kanye K. Kanye West is all smiles here with Kim Kardashian. We think he doesn’t realize what he has gotten himself into. 26. Kim Kardashian and Ye Kim Kardashian looks like her usual plastic self in this photo. She’s seated alongside Kanye West. 27. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Magazine Cover Kim Kardashian and Kanye West simulate sex on the cover of this French magazine. That’s… romantic? We guess?
I guess the entire cast of Hollywood Exes took a field trip to the beach, because first it was Nicole Murphy and now here’s Shanna Moakler doing the whole bikini headstand thing. Apparently Shanna used to be married to Travis Barker , and she also used to be a Miss USA, but if you ask me, her natural talents are being wasted right now. I mean, why are they even having her try to learn how to paddleboard in the first place? Everybody knows Shanna should really be taken motorboating instead. Photos: Fameflynet
I’m usually no big fan of wedding-themed photoshoots, unless of course they’re lingerie wedding-themed photoshoots. And especially if they’re featuring German hottie Alena Blohm . I know I’ve written a lot about future ex-wives before, but until now, I don’t think I’ve ever actually talked about my future weddings. But when those big days come, I want them all to look exactly like this. I mean, just look at Alena here. Isn’t this how every young boy pictured their wedding growing up, or was that just me?
