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Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: Are We Done Yet? [Altarcations]

Phyllis Nefler has had a very long wedding season. But she’s back! Join Phyllis as she soothes her bruised feet in a balm made of equal parts scorn, envy, and four-cheese artichoke dip. Let’s score the Times’ Wedding Section! More

Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: The Hamptons Are So Not Nice This Time of Year [Altarcations]

Phyllis Nefler, Gawker’s tireless weddings correspondent, is currently on vacation in East Hampton, New York. But she took some time off from yelling at the help and burning through paperbacks to annotate this week’s New York Times weddings announcements. Cheers! More

Couple to Wed Thanks to 400,000 Recycled Cans

Photo via TinyTall After Pete Geyer and Andrea Parrish became engaged, they decided to say “I can” before saying “I do,” and in more ways than one. The couple worked to make their wedding not just a celebration of the love they have for each other, but to show a bit of love to the planet as well–by funding the ceremony solely through the recycling of aluminum cans . With a modest wedding bu… Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Help Us Congratulate Rush Limbaugh on His Wedding Day [Stunts]

Rush Limbaugh is getting married in a super-secret ceremony at his Palm Beach mansion on Saturday. We wanted to wish him well. So we rented a banner-toting plane to fly over his house during the event. What should it say? More

Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: Welcome to Wedding Season [Altarcations]

Phyllis Nefler took a break from lounging by the pool issuing bon mots to the assembled C-list celebrities at her feet to score today’s New York Times wedding announcements. It is Memorial Day weekend. Wedding season has begun in earnest. More

Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: Everyone Who Got Married This Week Went to Harvard [Altarcations]

Harvard! Harvard Harvard Harvard. Havard? Such is the nature of today’s New York Times weddings section. With so many couples of equal accomplishment, how do we judge them? Gawker wedding expert Phyllis Nefler finds a way, as she always does. More

Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: Everyone Who Got Married This Weekend Went to Harvard [Altarcations]

Harvard! Harvard Harvard Harvard. Havard? Such is the nature of today’s New York Times weddings section. With so many couples of equal accomplishment, how do we judge them? Gawker wedding expert Phyllis Nefler finds a way, as she always does. More

This Boob-Slapping Wedding DJ Video Can’t Be Viral Marketing

Filed under: Humor , Videos There’s this video of an awful wedding DJ at an awful wedding who slaps the boobs of this chubby girl. Some folks suspect that it’s some kind of weird viral marketing , but there’s just no way. You say, “There’s no way this guy could be real.” We say, “There’s no way this guy could be made up.” Who says, “You guys know what would be so hilarious? Let’s get a dozen people together (some with babies) and put them in front of a camera and stage this elaborate pathetic wedding reception and this guy will slap this fat chick’s boobs. We’ll slow it down with some Phil Collins (don’t worry, we’ll get the rights). So random!” And listen to this gibberish: Come shake your body and do that thing. You got you know you gotta do know you do it in the Conga. Everybody get in the conga conga conga. Wedding party and guests, come on and get in the back of the line. You wanna do it. Have a slice of lime. No. It’s too surreal to be fake. The DJ is smoking what looks like a cigar, wearing sneakers and a bowtie. There is a black and white clip-art paper sign that says “Stardust Entertainment.” A man is wearing a baseball cap. THERE ARE JORTS! No New York ad exec could dream this up. Share Continue reading

‘Bachelor’ Star’s Vegas Wedding — Laughing Matter

Filed under: Shane Lamas , Nik Richie , Hook Ups Weddings aren’t usually hilarious — but when former ” Bachelor ” winner Shayne Lamas married blogger Nik Richie in Vegas last weekend … the audience couldn’t contain their laughter. TMZ has obtained video of the quickie wedding at the Little White… Read more

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Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: The Power Creatives Who Have It All [Vows]

The New York Times announces the weddings. Phyllis Nefler pits the couples against each other in that weekly battle royale we call Altarcations. This week: Creative class cage match and a Real Housewives cameo. More